RAAAAH! SCRUBBO SMASH JERK!

Scrubbo · Post by **Scrubbo** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 7:30 pm

*SMASH SMASH*
*STOMP STOMP*

He could have said "I'm taken" or something a little nicer. Or "I'm to egotistcal and shallow for you." (Hey, I'm gonna remember that one.)

RRRAAAAAAH!
*STOMP STOMP SMASH!*

By the way, CHANGE YOUR FORUM LINK ON YOUR HOMEPAGE!

Silly!
^_^

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:49 pm

If you want I'll jump over him. Possibly I'll do a 360/grab, but that'd be asking a lot.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 10:01 pm

From what she said, I guess she actually toned it down for the comic!
Let's all go beat him up!

*sings obscurely and offkey*
HOW MANY PEOPLE WANNA KICK SOME ASS!?!

Tangent-Spons · Post by **Tangent-Spons** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 8:31 am

*grr* No one should do that to the Glych.

No one.

I see it's time to prepare to do an asswhopping... who's with me?

*silence*

Okay, if I get Spons to stop possessing me so you're not all scared of the cat-god, who's with me?!?

*loud cheering*

That's more like it...

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 4:23 pm

I'll change the link as soon as I have time...

as for now, s'kay...I got it out of my system- i vented...

I'm cool!

^_^

-glych

Siece · Post by **Siece** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 5:41 pm

On 2002-02-17 22:01, Glick Glidewell wrote:
From what she said, I guess she actually toned it down for the comic!
Let's all go beat him up!

No need...I've met that kind of person before, and they invariably do a much better job of beating the crap out of themselves than anything we could ever do. It sometimes takes 15 or 20 years for the effects to become apparent, but, in the end, their lives will suck far more as a result of their own actions than they would as a result of anything we could do.

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Shleb · Post by **Shleb** » Fri Feb 22, 2002 2:14 pm

Ok I know I'm late with this but me no care...DIE BASTARD DIE!!!!!!! Nobody picks on my glych like that. Bastard! Glych you're wonderful and no jerk like that comes near to deserving you absolute brilliantness!

Always
Shel

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Fri Feb 22, 2002 3:16 pm

Judging for this topic, at least 6 people love you, so be happy. Some even go as far as to turn 360 degrees in the air for you! WOW! I wish I had that kind of commitment!

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Fri Feb 22, 2002 5:10 pm

Seven.

Damn bad representitives of the male gender...

Although I am still getting my head around how shallow someone would have to be to see glych as fat... my mind is rather boggled by that...

Anyway, he is an idiot, and below you anyway, and best of luck in finding someone worthwhile.

Scrubbo · Post by **Scrubbo** » Sat Feb 23, 2002 10:45 am

Glych has hips and curves, you see. Not that "Stick thin plastic boobie ala Alley McBeal" look that he was obviously looking for. I watched that show ONCE for about 5 minutes. I couldn't take it. That woman looks scary. Ick. Having had an aquantance of mine suffer from anorexia in highschool I have always been disturbed by excessively skinny girls. The girl I knew was on the cross country track team. Not fat! Very in shape! Then we had summer break and when we came back she was SKELETAL! It was extremely sad. Fortunately she got some help and got past it, but it was pretty nerve wracking for those that knew her well.

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Sat Feb 23, 2002 6:58 pm

On 2002-02-22 15:16, Glick Glidewell wrote:
Some even go as far as to turn 360 degrees in the air for you! WOW! I wish I had that kind of commitment!

Yeah, but since the only things that give me joy are based around being a cynical bastard, I don't love anyone.

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 11:04 pm

More news from the (lack of) love life of Glych:

At my store we have this alarm that beeps whenever someone enters or exits the store with something still magnatized on their person.

Whenever I demagnatize a book, I call it "debeeping" them...

Last week, this guy beeps, so I offer debeeping him so he doesn't beep in every store. He handed me his bag, and I discovered that the beeping movie was Porn that he bought from a store down the way called Saturday Matinee...

Guy: "uh, well, that's not mine, uh..."

Me: "Dude, s'kay- at least it's not drugs! 'Cides, Porn's cool, you can learn a lot from Deep Throat about cinamatography and suspense."

(Which is true)

So, he's impressed...After a while, and a few random comments to each other about comic books and Star Wars, he asks me out...

My internal monologue: "What the hell!"

My external monologue: "What the hell!"

I hand the guy my number, and he calls me latter that night...

We go out on Wenesday.

We ate at a local burger shop, played some pool, and sat in his car for while talking dork stuff like comics and storylines of bad movies...

Basically, I had a really great time, and had a good feel about the whole thing...

Friday we go out again (By the by, the comic for 2/25 is about the day AFTER this date, so you'll understand).

Too be honest, I'm not much of a drinker. At con, I had a Keith's on Damonk's recommendation, and was completely sober at the PDI party when people such as Scrubbo here were sucking down 2-bottle jars of Guinness (CHOP!), so they wil ltell you the same thing...

But-

But, my -(ponders...yeah, I guess it's true...)- my best friend Angela (in the while wide world!) asked me to, and I thought (once more) "What the hell!", so I went and got thuroughly plastered...

I was very drunk, and very out of it... And "this guy" was a gentleman. He didn't take advantage of me, so thanks...

However, he did share with me certain VITAL information he "neglected to mention:

1) He was 28, not 22, making him 10 and not 4 years older than me...

2) He had a 4 year old son named Harrison (after Harrison Ford)

3) He was living with his Ex-Wife!!!

4) And his parents!

5) AND he ha served Jailtime for STATATORY RAPE OF A MINOR!

...

to say the very least, after yesterday's wonderful hungover day, I didn't really feel like dealing with the "Oh, god, I have to shatter this guy's heart"... angst...

So, when he came in today...I was forced to...

*wince*

Guy: "So, did I pass the Angie and Parent's tests?

Me: "Um...honestly............nnnnnnooooooo...."

Guy: "Can I retake them? Or are they vital to the class?"

Me: "They're pretty vital."

Guy: "Well, it's your opinion that counts, right?"

Internal monologue: "When they try to seperate you from your friends and family, they are trying to gain power over you. Whhooop! Whhooop! Warning-this is a plot complication! DUMP HIM BEFORE HE LEADS YOU INTO THE ROLL HE WANTS YOU TO PLAY!"

(my internal monologue is pretty keen...)

Me: "Yeah, but that's just it... You failed my test too."

Guy: "I thought you said you don't try to be like a girl with manipulation and tests."

Me: *blinks* "It was a metaphor... Dude, you lied about your age."

Guy: "Yeah well..."

Me: "You withheld information about your life."

Guy: "Like?"

Me: "A son?!?"

Guy: "People make mistakes..."

Me: "Yes, true...but you're working a minimum wage job on graveyard shift when you're 2 years from your 30th B-Day... Now, I'm not usually one to care, but you've given no thought as to what you're going to be 'When you grow up'. *guy*, you have no ambition."

Guy: "It was the jail thing, huh?"

internal monologue/external monologue: *slaps head to forhead in unison*

To say the least, it didn't go well...

Maybe I should be less vague on my "pizza/naked/anime" criteria when it comes to a bf...

-glych

Shleb · Post by **Shleb** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 11:36 pm

*WARNING* *has gone into super protective mode*

Can I shoot him!?!?!?!!?! No idiot boy (and yes I realize his age...sorry doesn't detract from his being a serious BOY) messes with my glych like that.

Those were some damn big whoppers he'd been telling through the sin of omission, honesty is the best policy. ESPECIALLY when you're issues are huge and not little minor things easy to forgive.

Face it...Boys are icky! It sucks to hear but they are...the good ones out there are usually either taken or gay. Sad as that is we survive.

But I return to my origional quesiton...Can I kill him?!?!?!? Nobody hurts my glych and gets away with it. Cause see we all love ya babe and you're soooo much better than him. He don't deserve the brilliantness that is you.

Always
Shel

Scrubbo · Post by **Scrubbo** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 11:48 pm

Ah, and some of us draw comic strips and have no time for girlfriends!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(I'm assuming, of course, that I qualify as a "good one" but I could be mistaken.)

Hey, and I didn't get hammered on that 2 quarts of guinness, okay? I was just limbering up for Soul Calibur! WOO HOO HOO HOOOOOOO!

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 11:50 pm

Um...

*ponders*

no...

I don't think this is the stalker type...

but what do I know...

-glych

Shleb · Post by **Shleb** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 12:26 am

So he still deserves to be maimed a little at least.

Always
Shel

Roscoe · Post by **Roscoe** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:14 am

I believe I speak for everyone here when I say: Glych has some VERY interesting dates.

Tangent · Post by **Tangent** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 7:43 am

Um... eek?

Of course, on *his* side, I can understand a couple of things. You know, not mentioning the kid as that's a serious turn-off for dating... and oh well, jail time for rape... that's also a big no/no. Statutory Rape of a Minor can mean just having had consentual sex with someone under the legal age of consent - ironically enough, if I were to be grabbed by a 15 year old girl and forced at knife-point to have sex with her I could technically be charged with statutory rape. I very much doubt that happened to him however.

Basically, Glych... the poor chap seems to have the word "LOSER" pasted on his forehead. And you're well suited to not dating him again. Though how he can be living with his ex-wife and his parents at the same time without being hurt several times... actually that might explain the politeness.

*evil chuckle*

What *really* counts is that he didn't hurt you, love. While it *does* sound like he just made some really stupid-ass mistakes in his life and is going to continue paying for them for the rest of his life... you can never be too careful.

And hey, look at it this way. You went out for a date and had a good time. Even if afterwards you found out he was... um... ill-suited for any real type of relationship... you had one good date.

And HEY! There's nothing wrong with older men. Sheesh. Yes, it was wrong of him to lie about his age, but you're making me feel like some type of monster with my having dated a 20-year-old when I was 29... :rolleyes:

Tangent · Post by **Tangent** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:15 am

btw, on dating a 20 year old when I was 29... we met at a bar after a Samm Hain celebration (they were having sodas - as was I actually, I don't drink) and started chatting. I did mention my age early on and they didn't believe me because I look youthful - I showed them my license and they still weren't quite sure if it was real or a fake ID or something.

And I hit it off with Wynd quickly and we talked for hours. *sigh* *chuckle* Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.

And I'm glad it's over. I like being her friend, and loved teh cuddling... but she had some emotional problems that I couldn't help with and I felt powerless to help her... was almost tearing out my hair.

See? Older men dating younger women *can* be just decent chaps... well, once in a while. I still reserve the right to be a dirty old man though...

Shleb · Post by **Shleb** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:46 pm

Good points all...hell look at Frank and Megs 29 to her 21 (at the start of their relationship) ...i just tend to be slightly irrational when it's my friends involved. It's all cause I love my glych

Always
Shel