RAAAAH! SCRUBBO SMASH JERK!

Siece · Post by **Siece** » Sat Mar 09, 2002 9:49 am

On 2002-03-08 13:42, glych wrote:
Here's a cookie!

*hands Filmbuff a cookie*

*Siece hacks the cookie, and inserts a bit of code giving him root access to any computer that accepts it.*<--Yes, it can be done.

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Glych · Post by **Glych** » Sun Mar 10, 2002 2:14 pm

YOU'VE CURRUPTED MY CHOCOLATE CHIPS!

Siece....it's...it's...but it's....CHOCOLATE!!!

-glych

Shleb · Post by **Shleb** » Sun Mar 10, 2002 8:54 pm

NEVER MESS WITH THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! Messing with chocolate is a bad idea. Bad bad bad idea. Chocolate good!!!!

Always
Shel

Siece · Post by **Siece** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 12:12 pm

On 2002-03-10 14:14, glych wrote:
YOU'VE CURRUPTED MY CHOCOLATE CHIPS!

Siece....it's...it's...but it's....CHOCOLATE!!!

You would've had problems anyway, then. Chocolate isn't compatable with most web browsers.

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FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 7:24 pm

all I wanted was a simple cookie...

*weeps openly*

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:37 am

*sneaks bag of cookies to Filmbuff in a dark secluded Alley ala Film (Framed?) Noir...

-glych

Genisist · Post by **Genisist** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 7:21 am

are those chocolate.... mmmm..
*poke*
*steals a cookie while filmbuff recovers from the poke*

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 11:23 pm

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WE INTERUPT THIS BROADCAST FOR BREAKING NEWS
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Good evening, this just in- man poked in dark secluded alley somewhere in the vacinity of the...is this right? The "No Stereotypes/NonPersons/Experiment" Forum and we'll be going to Manny Medrano with more information to the man's identity and condition- Manny?

Hello Marsha, yes, this is the scene here in the alleyway where the Mad Poker has struck again. The victim, beleived to be one Chris Ward A.k.a. "Filmbuff", a noted film critic and comic strip fan, was just struck by the unknown Mad Poker. The story, as I understand it, is that another person who shall remain nameless stole his last prize, a cookie as it seems, and so Mr. Ward was forced to meet the giver of the prize here, in this alley.

Could this prize perhaps be some sort of Prostitution, Manny?

It doesn't look that way, Marsha, seeing how the person Mr. Ward was said to be meeting was reported to have run in the oopsite direction of the attack screaming something about -and I quote- "THe Ewan-Kitties Did it! Oh God, Oh God, the Ewan-Kitties did it indeed...

-glych

Genisist · Post by **Genisist** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 12:03 pm

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Genisist · Post by **Genisist** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 12:05 pm

(the above post was the evil laugh. this is the laugh of enjoyment)
hahaha

(thank you for your time)

Shleb · Post by **Shleb** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 6:50 pm

Ummmmm yeah

Always
Shel

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 4:44 am

To all press.
For immediate release:

Hello, my name is Chris. Many of you know me as FilmBuff, Buffy, ScruffyBuffy, or a similar moniker. I would like to take this oppertunity to dispell the prostitution rumors that seem to have sprung up recently. I do not, as an official company policy, hire prostitutes. I simply do not have the money, nor the desire to provide business for them. Also, my girlfriend looks down on the practice.

Really, I am not sure how this whole thing got started, and even less sure how the Ewan-Kitties got involved. All I wanted was a nice, simple, chocolate chip cookie as a reward for my knowledge of thumb-based Star Wars spoofs. A reasonable request, I should think. Next thing I know, I am being poked by strange people and drawn into dark alleys for shadey dealings that do not involve prostitutes. And for what? I still am sans-cookie. When I get this cookie, it better be the best damn cookie I have had in my life, otherwise I will be forced to wonder f it was all worth it.

Thank you, and good night.

(Mr. Ward will be holding a press conference in his tiny apartment later this week. Please RSVP to 555-3456.)

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 3:34 pm

On 2002-03-15 04:44, FilmBuff wrote:
(Mr. Ward will be holding a press conference in his tiny apartment later this week. Please RSVP to 555-3456.)

Isn't this really just the lamest party invitation ever?

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 11:06 pm

<img src="http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com/starving.jpg">

BWAH HA HA HA HA!

BASK IN THE EVIL!

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:30 am

That is by far the most frightening thing I have ever seen...

That is an Ewan-Kitty...

is it not scary?

And as for Prostitutes, and Filmbuffs, and Cookies -Oh my! I say we all have a battleplan against the evil kitties....cookies will be served, and prostituted will be paid for NOT spreading their legs...

Sound good?

-glych

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:58 pm

The EwanKitty is getting paid for spreading its legs!

<img src="http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com/starving.jpg">

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 11:53 pm

EEEWWWWWWW! it's a cat!...however, it is Also an Ewan, who -by the way- is damn sexy...

Oh decisions...decisions...

Maybe if I close my eyes I could pretend it's all ewan, I mean he is Scotish and they are damn hairy (No offense scruffie...well, come to think of it, I prove my point there, don't I?)

-glych

Genisist · Post by **Genisist** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 12:08 pm

so......wrong......

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 1:34 am

but yet so right!

j/k

-glych