The evil revealed!!!

Siece · Post by **Siece** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:27 pm

My recent research has uncovered some terrible news: the evil of Spons is spreading...

Sure, it started innocent, Glych was using some Micro$oft products, and even their email service. But these days you can't really escape M$, and maybe she just didn't know any better about the email thing.

Things started to get sinister, however, when she started using pop-ups for her quizlets. *Everyone* knows pop-ups are evil.

Then came the fatal event: she let Spons out of the comic!!! Sure, when you're up against a god, you're kind of outclassed, but did she ever stop to think of the damage that might do!?!

I have long known that Spons was Out There, working towards Dark Aims, but even I was taken by surprise to learn the full extent of his evil.

Observe carefully these important facts:

1) Spons is purple.

2)Spons is evil.

3)As a god, Spons has the ability to alter the nature of reality.

4)Spons can assume any form he wants, provided that form is purple. ***This is Important!***

Further:

1)Barney is purple.

2)Barney is evil.

3)Barney has a demonstrated ability to alter the nature of reality.

Obviously, Spons has Escaped, travelled back in time, taken the form of a dinosaur, and is out there, even now, corrupting innocent young children, raising an entire new generation to serve his evil purposes.

It may already be too late, but still, I call you all to unite, and help stop this evil, if such is still possible.

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Larmenel · Post by **Larmenel** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:31 pm

MAY GOD HELP US ALLLL!!!!!
(RUNS AND PANICS)
HELLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:19 pm

Well if it is the end of the world atleast I've got my starship fueled up.

-<a href="http://captainmike.keenspace.com">Captain Mike</a>

Siece · Post by **Siece** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:34 pm

It gets worse, too. Look at this note I found scribbled in the margins of an ancient copy of The Necronomicon:

Amo te,
Amas me,
Families felices sunt.
Cum ambracio magno et oscillium ab me tibi,
Dicasne amas te quoque?

Do you realize the implications!?!

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Larmenel · Post by **Larmenel** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 12:48 am

we're all doomed doomed i tell you. theres no hope.

Tangent-Spons · Post by **Tangent-Spons** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:09 pm

It's already too late. *evil laughter*

You are already MINE!!!!!!

Larmenel · Post by **Larmenel** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:53 am

oh is there no one to save us?

help us please help us!!

(waits for help)

this sucks

being doomed really is a bummer

(goes to sleep)

NotoriousMEQ · Post by **NotoriousMEQ** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 10:53 am

When I was a kid I had a cat named Barney...

coincidence? or PROPHECY????

(of course, she was a SHE, and named after my dad's aunt Barney, also female. Barnes lived to the ancient age of 19 and was my big sister. I guess my parents figured if they could raise a cat they could raise a kid as well.)

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:33 pm

On 2002-03-29 20:34, siece wrote:
It gets worse, too. Look at this note I found scribbled in the margins of an ancient copy of The Necronomicon:

Amo te,
Amas me,
Families felices sunt.
Cum ambracio magno et oscillium ab me tibi,
Dicasne amas te quoque?

Do you realize the implications!?!

The "real" Necronomicon doesn't seem to have that, but maybe this wil help.

THE EXORCISM ZI DINIR
(To be used against any kind of malefick)
ZI DINGIR NNGI E NE KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINGI E NE KANPA
ZI DINGIR ENNUL E NE KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINNUL E NE KANPA
ZI DINGIR ENN KURKUR E NE KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINN KURKUR E NE KANPA
ZI DINGIR N DA SHURRIM MA KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINNDA SHURRIM MA KANPA
ZI DINGIR ENDUL AAZAG GA KANPA
EL DINGIR NINNDUL AAZAG GA KANPA
ZI DINGIR ENUHDDIL LA LANPA
ZI DINGIR NINN UHDDIL LA LANPA
ZI DINGIR ENMESHIR RAA KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINNME SHIR RAA KANPA
ZI DINGIR ENAA MAA A DINGIR ENLIL LAAGE KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINNA MAA A DINGIR NINNLIL LAAGE KANPA
ZI DINGIR SSISGI GISH MA SAGBA DAA NI IDDA ENNUBALLEMA KANPA
ZI DINGIR BHABBHAR L'GAL DEKUD DINGIR RI ENNEGE KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINNI DUGGAANI DINGIR A NNUNNA IA AN SAGGNNUUNGA GATHA GAN ENE ENE KANPA!

Wow, that was quite a run-on sentence.
Um...
EWAN KITTIES BE GONE!
ZI DINGIR ANA KANPA!

Theological question of the week:
What is "L'Gal" abbriviating?

Genisist · Post by **Genisist** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 6:02 pm

day 4-
after run defeating my arch nemisis the ewin kitties. and apoligizing profusly to an unknown female who was lying in her bed with five boxes of kleenex, i have returned to the Gen lair, only to see another of my foes stalking the earth. again, after counsil with the eight ball of wonder, i have began my journy to rid this world of another, greater evil than the ewin kitties...
spons...

gen- out

Larmenel · Post by **Larmenel** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:54 am

ewan kitties......aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

(runs and hides his evlen butt in a tall
tree)

(starts to shot arrows at spons)

take that you soulless demond

(hides)

Siece · Post by **Siece** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:05 pm

On 2002-03-31 12:33, Glick Glidewell wrote:

The "real" Necronomicon doesn't seem to have that, but maybe this wil help.

Of course it does. Look, it's right there, some brave researcher of past ages discovered the connection and wrote it into the margins in purple crayon so that all would know of the danger.

[ This Message was edited by: siece on 2002-04-01 14:10 ]

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:13 pm

SO there I was washing dishes...

Humming Ode to Joy and cleaning a plate...

I turn around to put it in the dishwasher...

And there he is...

Spons.

Holy Shit...

Me:"Hi Spons!"

Spons: *glares*

Me: "I did something bad, huh?"

Spons: *nods*

Me: "Come on! I let you play in SCV for a day!"

Spons: *squints eyes at me* "You never 'let' me do anything. Transparent?

Me: *cowering in fear* "Yes'm."

Spons: "As you can see, I have arrows sticking out of my purple hide and the population of my offspring has diminished over the past few days... I wouldn't care so much if not for these arrows chaffing so badly and the fact that the Ewan-Kitties seem to upset people which I always like."

Me: "And you want me to....?"

Spons: "Kill the one called Genesis."

Me: "Genetisist."

Spons: "DO NOT CORRECT ME!"

Me: "Yes'm."

Spons: *ahem* "As I was saying...Kill him...and you will be awarded."

Me: "No."

Spons: "you defy me?"

Me: "Yes."

Spons: "Yes?"

Me: "Yes!"

Spons: *glares* "Why?"

Me: "Well, for one thing, I like him. He's funny! For another, I've been working my ass of for you as it is...for a third, I'm the only one with aposable thumbs in this group that can yank the arrows out of your but..."

Spons: *checks paw* "...curses."

-glych

Larmenel · Post by **Larmenel** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 9:54 am

a bad situatuin has just gotten worse

oh dear!

Genisist · Post by **Genisist** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 10:23 am

journal day 10-
the ewin kitty numbers are dwindling, my legs are feeling much better, my aim with a bow is improving... must apologize to old lady with rather ugly cat... i could have sworn i saw it wink at me...switching to nerfgun... much safer to living things... socks are wet due to a misinterpretation of the eightball of mystery... i didn't think spons would live under the hover dam. my eightball must have been turned by spons. *gasp* should i destroy the eightball.... "my sources tell me no" awww nuts...i shall trek on... spons must be destroyed....

______________________________
p.s. lets say the name together..
GENI-SIST

The Kitten Collective · Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:41 pm

Resistance is Furry.

Spons is God.

Surrender now.

And can we have some milk, please? *purr*

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 6:26 pm

Let's see...

Spontaneous....the god of Spontineity and Lapses in Judgement...

Ewan-Kitties...

Barney...

The Kitten Collective, and Tangent Spons...

1)Spons-
2)Barney-
3)Ewan Kitties and Collective...
4) Small Children that don't know any better...

<div align="center">
Spons
|
Barney
/
Ewan Kitties, Kitten Collective
/////// \\\\\
Masses of Small Children...
</div>

Too late...we're doomed...

He has his army...

Now do I want to be a pet or do I want to be food?

hhhmmm.....

*ponders*

*purrs and plays with string begging to be let outside.*

-glych

Siece · Post by **Siece** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 11:43 pm

*lets Glych outside*

On more fun good news, just 3 more files to upload, and all the holes in Glych's code will be fixed the next time the site updates!

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Larmenel · Post by **Larmenel** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 10:59 am

glych has fallen to the evil spons.
we must act now before we all come under spon's spell.
i am starting a underground movement. come join me and we shall destory the evil purple cat or die trying

The Kitten Collective · Wed Apr 03, 2002 11:19 am

We are *not* associated with Barney.

We are the Kitten. Spons is only our God, he did not create us. We created ourselves. *purr* If Spons tries to have Barney as our commander, we will forsake him and worship Glych. She's a Goddess afterall. *purr*