By Chris Chobotor<P>Xoom is stupid
Xoom is crap
That's why I sat down
And typed up this rap<P>All the files are gone
They thought they were warez
As for the webmasters' heads
I don't think there's anything there<P>The downloads are slow
And time out often too!
They're always doing something
That will annoy you!<P>You check the site status
And what does it say?
"Some members may have problems"
But it says that every day!<P>Why are they still there?
Cause they give you free space?
But if they always delete everything
Then it's a big waste<P>Their servers are crap
They're always dead
I wanna find their operator
And bash in his head!<P>Why is everything down?
Are they upgrading?
No, the server operator
Is sitting 'round mastur--uh, nevermind...
<P>So what are we to do?
There's but one resort
Take the site off Xoom
And move to Spaceports!<p>[This message has been edited by Chris Chobotor (edited 10-07-2000).]