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Postby Shyal_malkes on Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:47 am

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Squeaky Bunny wrote:They are polar opposites so they will either cancel each other out or annihilate everything within a 300 foot radius.


Er, no. This is a Bad Idea. Remember, both Beltane and Peckensnif are Funda-Mental types. While Peckensnif is screeding about the Evil, Satanic Role Playing Games Of The Devil, Beltane will be screeding about the Christian symbolism in D&D, which will set off Peckensnif's patented Sacrilege Diatribe, which will set off Beltane's "Wicked, Evil Christians" shriek; you're not adding fire to water (cancel) or fire to gasoline (accelerant); you're adding fire to a hydrogen-oxygen mix (explosion)! Each one's own fundamentalism, blind and clueless, will act as complement to the other's. Peckensnif "proves" Beltane's right about Christians; Beltane "proves" Peckensnif is right about pagans.


which would solve Ben's problem right off. so long as Ben can inform both that he was offended at the other neither of them will consider him as serious a threat as each other. he could use Beltane to draw away the fire from Peckensniff!
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Postby Deckard Canine on Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:45 pm

Bonus points if he gets the hippie chick to show up naked again.
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Postby The JAM on Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:45 pm

And don't forget all of HER crowd, too.
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Postby T.s.a.o on Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:14 pm

I heard a review of a movie with Pachino in it that I think was called "One for the money," and that it's based on the theory that real Gambelors (I don't think rpg's qualifies as gambeling or I think you can't guarantee any strategy to work...so why am I posting this?) are driven by the risk of losing everything. Ultimately then I think anyone who is against gambeling is ultimately so afraid of that risk, that the very word is an attack of their self-esteem....or i should sleep on this...
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Postby BoKiana on Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:08 pm

sapphire wrote:So, is this finally gonna be what it takes for RHJ to distance himself from a conservative movement? Or conservatives like Jack Thompson or Bill O'Reilly?


Uhh, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? o.O

What are you getting at?
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Postby StrangeWulf13 on Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:50 pm

Seems like a snide remark to me. Sapphire appears to be suggesting that Ralph, previous to this, was just as rude, ignorant, and tight-@$$ed as those two (though I've seen Bill on TV, and he doesn't seem all that bad).

Ahem. May I refer all those who think Ralph only follows the whims of the "Religious Right" to this strip?

Ralph doesn't follow the party line like an idiot. He can be stubborn at times, but the man has a good head on his shoulders, and he can, believe it or not, recognize idiocy in people who share his faith, politics, or anything else.

Please, let's try to keep from making insults, even unintended ones. Ralph is a lot smarter than some people give him credit for.
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Postby Madmoonie on Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:38 am

Although I must say.....Lucky Charms does seem a bit sinister. I mean, have you ever tried it? Its terrible.
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Postby The JAM on Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:08 am

I hear it's a bunch of sugar cubes and marshamallows coated with food coloring...:D
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Postby Deckard Canine on Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:10 am

I didn't think sapphire was being snide. Some people would make the wrong assumptions about RH if he didn't say otherwise. You know the human tendency to lump others together.
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Postby Shyal_malkes on Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:58 am

Madmoonie wrote:Although I must say.....Lucky Charms does seem a bit sinister. I mean, have you ever tried it? Its terrible.


hey! I like Lucky charms!
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Postby BoKiana on Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:23 am

Madmoonie wrote:Although I must say.....Lucky Charms does seem a bit sinister. I mean, have you ever tried it? Its terrible.


Bite your tongue! They're real good once the mallows soak up some milk.
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Postby Celidah the Bardess on Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:53 am

Madmoonie wrote:Although I must say.....Lucky Charms does seem a bit sinister. I mean, have you ever tried it? Its terrible.


Aaack! 'Eee's insultin' me Lucky Charms!

You may take my Coco Puffs, but you will take my MARSHMALLLOOOOWWWSSSS! (Oh, wait, wrong Celts. Never mind.)

Seriously, though, in college I made a dessert of a bowl of those things. The Lucky Charms, I mean. It was easier than wrestling the ice cream out of their canisters in the cooler. Actually, wrestling Calbeck or BoKiana might be slightly easier than that was.
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Postby NydaLynn on Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:04 pm

LoneWolf23k wrote:Now, what we need to do is get Ms Peckensniff introduced to Beltane...

...Preferably from a safe distance, with folding chairs and popcorn to enjoy the fireworks.


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Postby Canis_lupus on Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:40 pm

Madmoonie wrote:Although I must say.....Lucky Charms does seem a bit sinister. I mean, have you ever tried it? Its terrible.


At least they dont cut the roof of your mouth like Captain Crunch or Fruity Pebbles do.
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Postby Wallaroo_Blacke on Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:12 am

Celidah the Bardess wrote:Seriously, though, in college I made a dessert of a bowl of those things. The Lucky Charms, I mean. It was easier than wrestling the ice cream out of their canisters in the cooler. Actually, wrestling Calbeck or BoKiana might be slightly easier than that was.


I take it that the ice cream was as hard as marble, huh?
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Postby Tuyu on Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:36 pm

weirdfish13 wrote:Oh, dear. I think I just had a hypothesis on why she thinks they're "gambling".

Because they play games...with dice.

Ah, yes... Ben and several others retire to a private back room... muffled voices, the clatter of dice and occasional cheering are heard...

No, wait. If she'd seen that much, she'd be accusing Ben of consorting with minors!!! :P
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Postby BrockthePaine on Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:01 pm

Madmoonie wrote:Although I must say.....Lucky Charms does seem a bit sinister. I mean, have you ever tried it? Its terrible.

No, merely LOOKING at it is enough to get my stomach unsettled...
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Postby Celidah the Bardess on Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:20 pm

Wallaroo_Blacke wrote:
Celidah the Bardess wrote:Seriously, though, in college I made a dessert of a bowl of those things. The Lucky Charms, I mean. It was easier than wrestling the ice cream out of their canisters in the cooler. Actually, wrestling Calbeck or BoKiana might be slightly easier than that was.


I take it that the ice cream was as hard as marble, huh?


I seem to remember stories of people actually hurting themselves on the ice cream.

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Postby Sharuuk on Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:51 pm

You know the freezer is set too cold when the serving implements for the ice cream came from Home Depot's masonry tools dept.

Seriously, I was at a party not too long ago that the ice cream was soooooo hard that we peeled the cardboard drum off of it and I went at it with a 2lb hand sledge and a 3in wide masonry chisle. (The chisle was new and I'd sharpened it.) THAT was some of the hardest ice cream I've EVER encountered. :-?

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Postby BrockthePaine on Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:35 pm

Well, speaker I heard once cut a frozen lasagne with a circular saw so it'd fit in the microwave...
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