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Kick him in the nads.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:22 am
by SolidusRaccoon
And run like heck.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:18 am
by DracoDei
Just want to say that they have the type-casting for their character's down pat.
Kender: Stealing at inopportune moments.
Gnome: Applying alchemical/engineering solutions to problems. (In this case possibly EFFECTIVELY and SIMPLY, which isn't so typecast).
Gully Dwarf: Does something gross.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:59 am
by Shyal_malkes
ah, brings me back to my Rpg'ing days, staying up past midnight on a school night. divying out exp at the last minute and letting the 'wizard' decide what was inside that treasure chest they found on their way out because the GM is too busy divying out experience and finding out just what happened while we were all too tired to pay attention.
yeah, never let your wizard decide what treasure you find, next thing you know he'll be transforming into a dragon and dreaming of world domination....
or was that just me?

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:09 am
by Wayfarer
shyal_malkes wrote:yeah, never let your wizard decide what treasure you find, next thing you know he'll be transforming into a dragon and dreaming of world domination....
or was that just me?

No! Bad shyal! Stay away from the GTGa/oUDG-type plans! Away, I tell you!

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:01 am
by Shyal_malkes
ok, so dreaming of world domination wasn't really part of what I or my character was dreaming (actually now that I think about it I've got to wonder just what he WAS thinking

)
mostly I just wanted to know where we were and what we were doing and why couldn't this assassin guy following just die already?!
weriously my brother named him ogel, why, becuase the first thing he could think of was "lego" and he reversed it.
yes, if we got back and recorded all we did and put them into a story of some kind or other we would have some very very crazy people on our hands.
small wonder how I ended up here...

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:48 pm
by Sharuuk
And don't you just feel
right at home, here amongst us members of this here asylum?
S'aaruuk
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:00 pm
by Labrusca
Sharuuk wrote:And don't you just feel
right at home, here amongst us members of this here asylum?
S'aaruuk
I was going to ask "Who's the keeper in this asylum" but it's obvious that NONE of us are keepers - we should ALL be thrown back.

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:38 pm
by Shyal_malkes
Ralph keeps this asylume intact (relatively speaking) but we're a rough lot and can be just a tad diffiult to control sometimes

RE: Kick him in the nads.
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:01 am
by Roberto the Dane
I don't know what alchemist fire is, but if it is medieval napalm, that guard is in a world of hurt. When a certain Drow enchantress finds out about this, three more will be hurting.
Roberto the Dane
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:21 pm
by Chaser617
depending on how your DM plays it, its very similar to napalm. Its actually *SUPPOSE* to be used in concocting D&D engineering and alchamal creations, though most Alchamists and Engineers tend to use it as a weapon instead
That, or try to convince the inibriated elf to supercharge it with some sort of enchantment.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:22 pm
by Squeaky Bunny
Chaser617 wrote:depending on how your DM plays it, its very similar to napalm. Its actually *SUPPOSE* to be used in concocting D&D engineering and alchamal creations, though most Alchamists and Engineers tend to use it as a weapon instead
That, or try to convince the inibriated elf to supercharge it with some sort of enchantment.
Hmm, Geek fire? *runs and hides*
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:36 pm
by Narnian
Squeaky Bunny wrote:Chaser617 wrote:depending on how your DM plays it, its very similar to napalm. Its actually *SUPPOSE* to be used in concocting D&D engineering and alchamal creations, though most Alchamists and Engineers tend to use it as a weapon instead
That, or try to convince the inibriated elf to supercharge it with some sort of enchantment.
Hmm, Geek fire? *runs and hides*
* Winces *
You can't run fast or far enough with Byzantine humor like that

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:34 pm
by Chaser617
hey at least you never had to deal with:
Power Word: Thermonuclear Device
Long story with, suprisingly enough, a Kender (for once, not our inebriated elf).
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:48 pm
by Squeaky Bunny
Narnian wrote:Squeaky Bunny wrote:Chaser617 wrote:depending on how your DM plays it, its very similar to napalm. Its actually *SUPPOSE* to be used in concocting D&D engineering and alchamal creations, though most Alchamists and Engineers tend to use it as a weapon instead
That, or try to convince the inibriated elf to supercharge it with some sort of enchantment.
Hmm, Geek fire? *runs and hides*
* Winces *
You can't run fast or far enough with Byzantine humor like that

Well I could have said that the gnome had just invented breech loading.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:45 pm
by UncleMonty
Breech loading... Owwww! That's just cold. It's frizzen in there.
Why musket always be like this?
Still, those three working together could be a successful team.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:18 pm
by Chaser617
about as successful as a golbin suicide sapper squad
granted, anything goblin tends to be suicide....