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Oh yeah, time to get the hot pokers.

This is why one NEVER questions the Dungeon Master/Game Master unless you really, really like trouble and have no feelings about your character at all.

Could they have been jailed because Gus is a miner?

Squeaky Bunny wrote:Could they have been jailed because Gus is a miner?

Minor, not Miner, you twit.

*chuckles* Oooh, I LIKE this DM. Reminds me of the DM I have in my weekly sessions... its always good to have a DM with a sense of humor, and he's definitely got THAT. Let's just hope they get off with a light flogging (remember, most D&D is set in midevial era, so that's a common punishment.)

my brothers and I never had much success in beginning these games, usually we just assumed that the characters already knew each other and were just going to stick together for some wierd reason. (despite the fact that they were both crazy)

well, come on! I mean how else do you explain a wizard that uses his sword more often then he uses his magic, and an assasssin who (when he needs a place to hide) first tries to jump into a filled coffin with a decapitated corpse.

yeah, the best part about roleplaying was (for me anyways) the times when I could get a character to do something that was a bit silly.

SolidusRaccoon wrote:

Squeaky Bunny wrote:Could they have been jailed because Gus is a miner?

Minor, not Miner, you twit.

He could be both.

Be careful lest you get hit by the iron fist in Velvet's glove. The bunny will have his revenge.

From the D20 Modern campaign I DM'd, ultra-briefly summarized:

A gnoll has just been KO'd by a shot in the back of the head--lotsa gore.
Player 1: I'm standing in front of the gnoll.
Me: You get splattered by gnoll brains.
Player 1: I'm wearing night vision goggles.
Me: Your goggles get splattered by gnoll brains. You are now effectively blind.


In a later adventure... I introduced the PC's to a chocolate rabbit that stared blankly at them with "pale yellow, dimly glowing eyes." Player 2 desperately insists they kill it. After they do...
Player 3: Can I...taste the chocolate?
Me: Sure...
Player 4: Evil. Chocolate.

They could be in jail because they in tavern...(giggles evily)

Most derailed PC introduction (related to me second hand)

GM: Okay, in the darkness you see a campfire. Someone is sleeping next to it...

Parinoid PC: Shoot him in the head and move on.

GM and other players:

New player (who's PC just got a 9mm migrane)

GM invoked the 'brother/clone' technique, letting the PC keep the charater and bring him in when someone less paranoid was his first contact.

I have never played DD but I have seen something similar happen in real life on a shoplifting case where I was involved. I was close enough to hear one of the shoplifters say to the other as he was putting a hat on "If they bust you just say you forgot it on your head". Needless to say that did not work and we had him cited. He went to court and I testified what I had heard. He then got up and tried to say he forgot it on his head to the judge. Even the officers in the back of the courtroom chuckled a bit. The Judge found him guilty and he started arguing with the Judge. He not only got fined, had to pay the court costs and probation costs the Judge gave him three days in jail!

Moral is don?t argue with the judge or the Dungeon Master.

Put em in the stocks and lets throw ripe tomatoes at them!

They were first in a tavern, then the next morning they are in the county jail. Puke 'n' pain until noon.

Roberto the Dane

I heard that those dwarfs were a cagey lot. This proves it.

Madmoonie wrote:They could be in jail because they in tavern...(giggles evily)

Well, drinking laws do apply in some places
and time periods.

BlasTech wrote:Put em in the stocks and lets throw ripe tomatoes at them!

Make that overripe tomatoes, eggs, cabbage,
and last but not least, rotten fruit!

Zzzzzzzzzing... SPLAT!

Ewwwwwwww!

Wallaroo_Blacke wrote:

Madmoonie wrote:They could be in jail because they in tavern...(giggles evily)

Well, drinking laws do apply in some places
and time periods.

BlasTech wrote:Put em in the stocks and lets throw ripe tomatoes at them!

Make that overripe tomatoes, eggs, cabbage,
and last but not least, rotten fruit!

Zzzzzzzzzing... SPLAT!

Ewwwwwwww!

Hmmm. If Brigham Young was the barkeep and had handcuffed them for singing too loudly, would you call them the Mormon tavern shackled choir?

that's gotta be one of the only "mormon" jokes that actually got me to laugh.

Squeaky Bunny wrote:

Wallaroo_Blacke wrote:

Madmoonie wrote:They could be in jail because they in tavern...(giggles evily)

Well, drinking laws do apply in some places
and time periods.

BlasTech wrote:Put em in the stocks and lets throw ripe tomatoes at them!

Make that overripe tomatoes, eggs, cabbage,
and last but not least, rotten fruit!

Zzzzzzzzzing... SPLAT!

Ewwwwwwww!

Hmmm. If Brigham Young was the barkeep and had handcuffed them for singing too loudly, would you call them the Mormon tavern shackled choir?

Only if I wanted to be beaten with a stick... or in the case of this avatar, I suppose I could stuff cricket legs down your back. (I never eat the legs.)

BlasTech wrote:Put em in the stocks and lets throw ripe tomatoes at them!

What about putting some of Quentyn's Lux charged tomatoes in front of their faces and make them watch and wait?

That would hurt... havin soap in
one's eyes ALWAYS hurt.