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*The massive lupinoid just sits in the corner staring in disbelief at the T-P spectacle he's just witnessed. His only action is to cover his eyes with one hand and shake his head in exasperation. Peering out with one eye from between two fingers, he surveys the scene of T-P carnage, notes the Lady Wayfarer and Meline are pretty much the reason for it and with a deep sigh mutters to himself.......*

"I have such weird friends."

S'aaruuk

Sharuuk wrote:*... notes the Lady Wayfarer and Meline are pretty much the reason for it and with a deep sigh mutters to himself.......*

"I have such weird friends."

S'aaruuk

We're the reason for it? WE'RE the reason for it?! Did either of us originate the idea of animate, attacking TP rolls? Did either of us get ourselves trapped and in need of outside help because of said TP rolls?

May I just voice the obvious answer:
NO.

We simply responded to the situations that others got themselves into...
by coming up with ways to help (or, if you so prefer, "help" ), rather than sitting and watching like, oh, some others I could mention...

Now if that's weird, it's possible that it could be explained in part by fact that one of us is in the throes of paper-writing (more properly known as trying to avoid paper-writing) right now. (The other of us would be in the midst of laughing hysterically at the first, btw. --Thanks, Meline, you're so very helpful --)

Okay, so it could also be explained by just plain silliness. (Still Meline's fault - she's such a bad influence! )

But still - , S'aaruuk, just plain ! ( )

Wayfarer wrote:But still - , S'aaruuk, just plain ! ( )

BWAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAA!!!!!

*wiping tears...holding sides*

S'aaruuk

Sharuuk wrote:BWAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAA!!!!!

*wiping tears...holding sides*

Well... okay. I didn't think it was that funny, but I laughed at you laughing...

Shall I laugh in English, Spanish, Russian, or Greek?

The JAM wrote:Shall I laugh in English, Spanish, Russian, or Greek?

Oh...Russian and Greek for sure....their alphabets look SOOOOO much cooler!!!

S'aaruuk

Wayfarer wrote:

BlasTech wrote:"Go with this? ... i do NOT want to be turned into pharoh tolietpapermun again!" X.x

Oh, for goodness' sake, Kahlin, come on! It's not like you would've been tied up for long! I had things completely worked out. We would get paper-mummied, and then Meline would get rid of the rolls by letting them run away. No more worrying about animate toilet paper rolls attacking us. Then Meline would've come and helped us get free, and we would be left with three significant lengths of inanimate toilet paper - well, less in yours and and fusion's case, because much of it would've been ruined by how wet you two were - but in any case we would've then been able to figure out a way to get some toilet paper to Tbolt at our leisure. Oh, and as a bonus, you would've been a good deal drier by now!

See! I think these things through. But does anyone trust me? NOOOOOO!!

Weeel soooo-reeeee Its just a reflex action whenever i see animated bathroom products nowadays

BlasTech wrote:Weeel soooo-reeeee Its just a reflex action whenever i see animated bathroom products nowadays

Hmph!
( )

[...unWARP!]

Good evening.

Sharuuk wrote:Oh...Russian and Greek for sure....their alphabets look SOOOOO much cooler!!!

Maybe the alphabets in general, but there are a few letters that are as drab as the Roman ones.

I'll now laugh in English:

PA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

I'll now laugh in Spanish:

A JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA!!!!!!!

I'll now laugh in both Russian and Greek:

A XA XA XA XA XA XA XA XA XA XA XA XA!!!!!!!

See what I mean?
However, this is laughter is Argentinian Spanish:

A JHA JHA JHA JHA JHA JHA JHA JHA JHA JHA!!!!!

And I don't have the Hebrew alphabet, nor do I know how to hook it up to this forum, but their transcribed laughter might looklike this:

A CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!!!!!!!

What would a Racconnan laughter sound like?



Zacatepongolas!

Until next time, remember:

I

AM

THE

J.A.M. (a.k.a. Numbuh i: "Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist")

Good evening.

[WARP!]

yeah, definately wierd. (and I can't vouch any better for myself)

Well done JAM.....WELL DONE.......

S'aaruuk

wayfarer wrote:See! I think these things through. But does anyone trust me? NOOOOOO!!

Sorry, I would have let things drag out a bit futher, but I recently changed the roll IRL at home and I discovered that we were in fact using recycled toilet paper. I just thought that the concept was so wonderful, that I had to share it with all!

I'm proud to know that in America we can use recycled toilet paper!

UncleMonty wrote: If you'd used the garden hose properly, TBolt wouldn't have had to recycle a dollar bill!!!

And, by the way... Let's hope this one flushes down and stays down. We don't want a repeat of that... incident... with raccoons... and a plunger...

Hey,hey,hey... Let's watch where we go with that, we don't know where that hose has been!

Regarding the "incident" I must say that I'm rather disappointed that everyone abandoned poor Wayfarer to her fate in the clutches of heavens know what. Where has the chivalry gone?

Blastech wrote:Weeel soooo-reeeee Its just a reflex action whenever i see animated bathroom products nowadays

That reminds me, there's an old friend of yours that wants to say hi...

* soap dish walks out *

Clickety, clakety clickety clak clak clak.

Translation: Dadeee! You bee so prowed! Meee's all growed up. Meeted nice toilet brush girl! Have familee of my own now!

* Is followed out by several other animated bathroom related products and devices, some familiar, some with purposes unguessable. (Or perhaps their true purpose is too horrible to contemplate) *

Apparently, they've gained some level of intelligence and are breeding. I don't think I want to know any of the specifics on that...

Tbolt wrote:Regarding the "incident" I must say that I'm rather disappointed that everyone abandoned poor Wayfarer to her fate in the clutches of heavens know what. Where has the chivalry gone?

Hehehe. Ah, now I suspected before that point that folks were losing interest in the story, so I knew very well that I ran the risk of it dying out altogether while I was missing. Can't expect folks to continue just because I go off and get myself captured. Oh, well.

Tbolt wrote:Regarding the "incident" I must say that I'm rather disappointed that everyone abandoned poor Wayfarer to her fate in the clutches of heavens know what. Where has the chivalry gone?

Last thing i remember is a blinding pain to my tail >.>

TBolt wrote:Apparently, they've gained some level of intelligence and are breeding. I don't think I want to know any of the specifics on that...

Me neither, although im probably going to need some therapy if they keep following me arou- * the soap holder leaps into a hug/biting attack*

Arrrg! *Thump* Not again! *The rest of the family follows suit, and Kahlin soon dissapears beneath the pile*

BlasTech wrote:

Tbolt wrote:Regarding the "incident" I must say that I'm rather disappointed that everyone abandoned poor Wayfarer to her fate in the clutches of heavens know what. Where has the chivalry gone?

Last thing i remember is a blinding pain to my tail >.>

I must say I loved that post. It was utterly hilarious.
(Who cares where the ice cream comes from, as long as we have it! )

But he would be referring to the post I made right after that.

I know, but i mean that i was still fighting with the soapholder when the thread just ... ended.

BlasTech wrote:I know, but i mean that i was still fighting with the soapholder when the thread just ... ended.

Ah, sorry, my mistake.
Then you got abandoned, too! Oh, no!

Abandoned? ... naaaaah. They just stopped me from dishing out a whole load of pain on that soapholder, isnt that right soapie?

*in reply Soapie simply bites down hard on Kahlin's tail again, this action is promptly followed suit by the rest of the extended family*

Auuuuuuurghhhh!

I take a little break, and you start this travesty. You should be ashamed of yourselves.


It's about time someone brought out the big guns: This one shoots eight separate streams of toilet paper, each of a different glow-in-the-dark neon color(purple, pink, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and another shade of blue completely unlike the first one), at high speeds! What do you think I should call it?


Meanwhile, Deaddog decides to tackle Kahlin's problem.

Just let me get my ruler.

The "ruler" is a meter-long serrated blade with metric markings. Deaddog unhitches it, gives a war cry, and charges.

*Hands him a stick of TNT* This will work better!