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Beardless Dwarf

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:22 am
by Fusion
I don't know about the rest of you, but If I was in that situation, I would have to agree with Merry.

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:45 am
by SolidusRaccoon
heh heh heh, the baeard is no good, it covers up her..............

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:51 am
by LoneWolf23k
Yeah, I also think the idea of Dwarf Women having beards is a bit silly...

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:19 am
by Dragoon The Griffin
0.o Wow, Am i the only one who thinks any dwaf doesn't look right without a beard. A dwarf without a beard would be like a elf without pointy ears, or that was fat. You don't wat a bead don't play a dwarf. >.>

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:12 am
by Trump
Just because I am a bit of a movie snob, I have to point this out. It was Aragorn that said it, not Legolas.

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:16 am
by Squeaky Bunny
She could be very dangerous with a beard.

Be wary of hairy Merry!

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:48 am
by Mjolnir
Does that mean her character would get a higer DEX score with the beard?

"Hairy Merry, full of grace ..."

8)

- Mjolnir

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:08 am
by Shyal_malkes
Ben could'a said she had it shaved off. :D

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:00 pm
by Jaydub
Let's see Merry is a beaver right?
Beavers have hair all over their face and chin right?
So doesn't she already have a short beard? :o

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:21 pm
by StrangeWulf13
What I heard is that female dwarves disguise themselves as men when they go out. At least, I think Tolkien's did. All the xenophobia and such. :-? I guess they didn't want anyone trying to rape their females when they went shopping.

In any case, I say let the player decide. :P I once played a hairless dwarf who covered it up with a fake beard (and maybe a toupe). 'Twas quite fun.

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:18 pm
by Madmoonie
In the Hobbit, not only only do both male and female dwarves, they can have blue and green beards as well, all the colors of the rainbow beards. In the Discworld series, both females and males have berads. I think Mary should be able to choose whether or not she has a beard.

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:30 pm
by LoneWolf23k
Dragoon The Griffin wrote:0.o Wow, Am i the only one who thinks any dwaf doesn't look right without a beard. A dwarf without a beard would be like a elf without pointy ears, or that was fat. You don't wat a bead don't play a dwarf. >.>
A Male Dwarf, sure.. I can't imagine a Male Dwarf not having a long beard...


...It's the Female Dwarves I just can't see with beards.

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:45 am
by CasVeg
Over at wizards.com, I once had the privilege of seeing a really well-drawn bearded female dwarf. The guy actually managed to draw a feminate beard. Three words sum it up nicely: Long peach fuzz. It wasn't quite long enough to braid. (There wasn't a mustach, either.) I had to look twice to see it.

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:52 am
by Wayfarer
I just want to say that I find Merry's expressions in the second and third panels to be incredibly funny. I love the little bit of tongue sticking out. So classic. :lol:

And I agree with her - no beard, and I just don't care. As shyal mentioned, there are always such things as razors to explain unusually hairless dwarves.

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:19 pm
by Acolyte
StrangeWulf13 wrote:What I heard is that female dwarves disguise themselves as men when they go out. At least, I think Tolkien's did. All the xenophobia and such. :-? I guess they didn't want anyone trying to rape their females when they went shopping
Tolkien never actually came right out and said one way or the other, at least not in writings published in his lifetime, and nothing at all about disguises (which is silly anyway.) He did say that it was impossible for outsiders to distinguish dwarf women from the men. Since all dwarf men have beards, if the women were beardless they'd rather be instantly identifiable. It therefore inescapably follows that the women were bearded too, and this is commonly accepted in Tolkien fandom. Pratchett's dwarf women are bearded in an homage to Tolkien, and also so that he could explore some of the comedic possibilities.

However, in parts of The Silmarillion that were only published in the History of Middle Earth series, Tolkien does come right out and say that dwarf women had beards. See http://tolkien.slimy.com/faq/Creatures.html#DwarfBeards.

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:33 pm
by The JAM
[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.
Wayfarer wrote:I just want to say that I find Merry's expressions in the second and third panels to be incredibly funny. I love the little bit of tongue sticking out. So classic. :lol:
Dude, that's not her tongue, those are her teeth. She's a beaver, so she has prominent inscisors.



Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:12 pm
by Wayfarer
The JAM wrote:[...unWARP!!!]
Wayfarer wrote:I just want to say that I find Merry's expressions in the second and third panels to be incredibly funny. I love the little bit of tongue sticking out. So classic. :lol:
Dude, that's not her tongue, those are her teeth. She's a beaver, so she has prominent inscisors.
Actually, unless RH says differently, I stand by tongue. I looked back to check, and I just can't see teeth. The line could be the division between teeth, but it looks more like the little line that's often drawn down the middle of the tongue, especially since it only goes part-way down. But more importantly, it's too rounded, and looks too much like one piece. If it were a pair of teeth, I would expect it to be squarish, perhaps with some indication of the division between them at the bottom as well as the top.

But eh, who knows. :D

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:08 pm
by The JAM
[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


Wattaminute....


Being a beaver, she has ALWAYS been depicted with prominent incisors. If she were sticking her tongue out, it would have to be under her teeth, so she would look more or less like this:

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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:54 pm
by Shyal_malkes
maybe a dwarf woman with no beard but long hair would be less easy to distinguish if she had some of her hair in front over her shoulder.

that and most people's decision is based on the quickest of first impressions and that may not even include the question of

"does it have a beard?"

"I don't know if it has a beard, it's short and looks tough and ugly, that should be enough for you."

(no offence to any dwarves.)