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C'mon just bc i have that mercurial bastard sword with 3 alginment buffs thats not bad. It just does 4d6+2d8. oh yeah plust str mod and any feats and the +1 bc it has to have a 1 enhancement to get special abilities.
Then they wonder why they get hit with a piano. The only other alginment worse than neutral is LG. A palladin running amuck is a lovely thing.
It got even worse when they switched to d20. oi

C'mon just bc i have that mercurial bastard sword with 3 alginment buffs thats not bad. It just does 4d6+2d8. oh yeah plust str mod and any feats and the +1 bc it has to have a 1 enhancement to get special abilities.
Then they wonder why they get hit with a piano. The only other alginment worse than neutral is LG. A palladin running amuck is a lovely thing.
It got even worse when they switched to d20. oi

Chaser617 wrote: That and probably one of the most annoying Munchkin alignment/class combinations:

True Neutral Cleric, he can bless, and curse all at the same tie, heal and inflict pain. This is why I never allow true neutral, had a bad experience with a TNC.

All clerics can both heal and inflict, as dealing dammage is not an evil act and healing is not necessarily good. If attacking was bad then no one who fought could be a good alignment, and healing the blackgaurd is obviously a bad thing. Good clerics and neutral clerics that choose to are the only ones that can sponaneously heal, and evil clerics and neutral ones that choose so are the only ones who can spontaneously inflict, but both can prepare the other type of spells.

If I had a choice...

... I'd be stuck in Character Selection!

Just kidding!

I'd be a magician, but if I learn the rules
and such... I wouldn't want to be a munchkin.

They are such killjoys.

Also... carry a spare bag of dice... in case of
the sole owner of dice starts acting like a munchkin
and gets ejected by the Dungeon Master.
(You know... the situation about the kid who owns
the baseball who wants to be the pitcher, but can't pitch
worth a load of huey-manure, and won't play unless he's
the pitcher. Noone wants those kind of people playing with
them in ANY GAME... PERIOD)

If True Neutral shall be referred to as "Munchkin", then I shall proclaim Lawful Neutral as "More Intelligent Goblins".

It is precicsely because of my own munchkin tendencies that I am now somewhat reluctant to play a magic/psychic healer in freeform roleplay.