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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:27 pm
by Lou Leghorn
Werekitty wrote:RHJunior wrote:A Kender, a Gnome, and a Gully Dwarf walked into a bar.
*clang.*
You've got to admit that three unlikely characters walking into a bar is a classic joke opener.
But then, that clanging jaw-drop would be the reaction of most barkeeps and patrions... Unless there was a Fantasy convention in town.
Uh, the way I read Ralph's version, the next line might be...
Bartender: Dang it, Joe! I told you to hang some warning flags on that limbo bar! You know we got those short Questors(tm) coming through all the time.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:39 pm
by The JAM
From "Mother Goose and Grim", August 29, 2003:
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:10 pm
by StrangeWulf13
The muslim cleric ducks.
Hey, going with the theme, that's my family's version of the punchline...
"A gnome, a gully dwarf and a kender walk into a bar...
"Frodo ducks."
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:08 pm
by Werekitty
StrangeWulf13 wrote:The muslim cleric ducks.
Hey, going with the theme, that's my family's version of the punchline...
"A gnome, a gully dwarf and a kender walk into a bar...
"Frodo ducks."
And Tasselhoff bends backward, and advances slowly.