AWRIGHT SOL!!!!!

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:03 am

(Goes straight from crying to screaming bloody murder and running from the room)

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:43 pm

Madmoonie wrote:(Goes straight from crying to screaming bloody murder and running from the room)

After reading this, I just had to check the first page and find out just what the heck was going on.

Yeah. That link pretty much explains it all.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:14 pm

SolidusRaccoon wrote:
Jaydub wrote:maxgoof Said:

Oh, yes! William Shatner burtchered that song! Even Sci Fi fans say he butchered it. It's on a list as one of the worst recordings ever made.
In case you don't believe him I found a link with the Video.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6570

Let's say Butchered was being kind...

*Wipes tear from eye*

That was beautiful

Yeah, I'm clapping my hands. (over my ears)

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:32 pm

I've seen William Shatner act.
I've read one of his "Tek" sci-fi books.
Having extrapolated his singing talent thereby, I have avoided any opportunity to hear him sing as though by so doing I would embrace the ultimate evil...

Which, I believe, is a giant hamster. Or so I'm told.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:02 am

UncleMonty wrote:I've seen William Shatner act.
I've read one of his "Tek" sci-fi books.
Having extrapolated his singing talent thereby, I have avoided any opportunity to hear him sing as though by so doing I would embrace the ultimate evil...

Which, I believe, is a giant hamster. Or so I'm told.

Ooooh! You've seen his toupee!!

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:45 am

Squeaky Bunny wrote:Ooooh! You've seen his toupee!!

You mean that poor tribble he's kept in slavery all this time?

S'aaruuk

Steltek · Post by **Steltek** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:45 am

I don't really think Shatner wears a rug -- he's gone so downright wacky in his later years that I don't think he'd care about wearing it anymore. Plus he's the kinda guy who can afford hair plugs.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:45 am

Steltek wrote:I don't really think Shatner wears a rug -- he's gone so downright wacky in his later years that I don't think he'd care about wearing it anymore. Plus he's the kinda guy who can afford hair plugs.

And we have to suffer with his Priceline.com plugs.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:49 am

Steltek wrote:I don't really think Shatner wears a rug -- he's gone so downright wacky in his later years that I don't think he'd care about wearing it anymore. Plus he's the kinda guy who can afford hair plugs.

Yes...he does.....and his first couple of tries were terrible.....they were so OBVIOUS

Not saying he hasn't gotten hair plugs, but he had a rug for the last three ST movies he was in.

S'aaruuk

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:12 am

Squeaky Bunny wrote:
UncleMonty wrote:I've seen William Shatner act.
I've read one of his "Tek" sci-fi books.
Having extrapolated his singing talent thereby, I have avoided any opportunity to hear him sing as though by so doing I would embrace the ultimate evil...

Which, I believe, is a giant hamster. Or so I'm told.

Ooooh! You've seen his toupee!!

It's his real hair!!!!!!! The Shat is perfect, he has a full head of natural hair.

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:31 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:

Squeaky Bunny wrote:
UncleMonty wrote:
I've seen William Shatner act.
I've read one of his "Tek" sci-fi books.
Having extrapolated his singing talent thereby, I have avoided any opportunity to hear him sing as though by so doing I would embrace the ultimate evil...

Which, I believe, is a giant hamster. Or so I'm told.

Ooooh! You've seen his toupee!!

It's his real hair!!!!!!! The Shat is perfect, he has a full head of natural hair.

Of course it is real hair. He paid good money for it.

NydaLynn · Post by **NydaLynn** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:13 am

Singing? You call that 'singing'??????!!?!?! OOWWWIEEE *curls up in a heap and whines* And I thought his acting was bad...

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:42 pm

What's worse than Shatner singing solo?

A duet with Nemoy!!!

Fusion · Post by **Fusion** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:12 pm

I was going to say my litter brother.

CasVeg · Post by **CasVeg** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:01 pm

David A. Goodman wrote:How can you do a spoken-word version of a rap song?

He found a way.

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:22 pm

Solidus,

What to chip and and buy Shatner a big bucket
so he can carry a tune?

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:12 pm

Jaydub wrote:Solidus,

What to chip and and buy Shatner a big bucket
so he can carry a tune?

I'll donate the clamp-on lid so that he can hold the tune.

S'aaruuk

Nikas_Zekeval · Post by **Nikas_Zekeval** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:56 pm

Hmm, I take it by the comments Shatner is to singing what Vorgons are to poetry.

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:29 pm

Vogons. Their name is Vogons.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:38 pm

I think Nikas might have been thinking of the "Vorlons" from Babylon 5.

S'aaruuk