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Sharuuk wrote:
Wayfarer wrote:But Solidus, when I do decide to run away to my cave, you will never find it. No, no, that's not a challenge; it's a statement of simple and unalterable fact. :lol:
M'dear.......think about this....if you're in a cave here on this rock, and Solidus decides to totally frag it.....!!!

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As I said before, you underestimate my creativity. Yes, I admit, this particular cave that Solidus would never find was located on Earth, and I would very much mourn its loss. But I am perfectly capable of finding caves not located on Earth in which to hide.

However, should Solidus decide to destroy Earth - and with it my cave - I have some friends (residents of said cave) who will be after him. It's true that I am no match for Solidus. I do, however, know certain folk who could make themselves dreadful nuisances to him if provoked. He would, I am sure, soon find them incredibly bothersome - and elusive - should his actions draw their wrath...

I do appreciate the invitation to stick around. It's just that somehow (yes, it may sound strange) planet-wide destruction doesn't appeal to me so much.
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Oh......he's not really going to....he's got just too much of his own stuff stashed everywhere on the planet and as much of a pack-rat that he is, won't want to part with or destroy any of it. And it's gonna take him years to build his moon base

Besides, I've made some pretty nice friends here including him and I'm not gonna let 'im hurt them any time soon.

Perspire not the micro-feces M'dear.....I got ways......yeah, I got ways.

*BIIIIGGG silver toothy grin*

Trust me. :wink:

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Hehehe. :lol:
My thanks to you, sir.

And the thanks of my friends. Much as they love being annoyances for short periods of time, wrath really does require a bit more energy than they usually like to spend, and they will greatly appreciate not having to go to all the trouble of leaving home. :D
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Like the labor organizations that made it so school busses were escorted by armed guard, less some union "man" think it was transporting scabs and decide to blow it up?

Or the union "men" that broke arms of people that dared oppose them? Or harassed and attacked college students that had a different political view than them?

Or the unions that were in the pockets of organized crime? The ones where the stories of corruption and bribes would make even the meanest criminal shiver with fear?

Or the death threats, car bombs, intimidations, and even murder? Those lovely labor unions?

In all my experiences the workers with the most honesty, integrity, and ethics were in management. While the vilest, sleaziest, and most dishonest ones were working on the floor, cussing like sailors, screaming and blaming all their troubles on management.

You did make it political with your rant, comrade. You see I believe in something called a
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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Ummmmm, Solidus... just out of curiosity, who/what exactly are you replying to?
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Hey Sol......dude, I think your post is in the wrong thread.

Not that I don't agree with you 100%.....but who'd you just rip a new orifice? :o

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me thinks he just wants to say something...
I still say the doctor did it....
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Oh shoot, that's where that post went. I was wondering where I left it. Damn you Firefox and your usefull tabs.

Just some commie clown from Canada posting about Labor day on another board.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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this is the end of chapter eight of "in the mind of Soludus" if you would like to listen to chapter nine, please take the tape out and turn it to the other side thank you... :D
I still say the doctor did it....
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shyal_malkes wrote:this is the end of chapter eight of "in the mind of Soludus" if you would like to listen to chapter nine, please take the tape out and turn it to the other side thank you... :D
And for chapter ten, please flip the tape over once again.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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SolidusRaccoon wrote:And for chapter ten, please flip the tape over once again.
It's one of those dodecatapes from Harry Potter!
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CasVeg wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:And for chapter ten, please flip the tape over once again.
It's one of those dodecatapes from Harry Potter!
Erf, this Potter guy stealing my ideas?
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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this is the end of chapter eight of "in the mind of Soludus"
And a skeery, skeery mind it is.

Speaking of skeery minds, is that invitation to join the planetery chaos open? Because I'm waiting for a couple of destructive forum princes to sweep me off my feet... :wink:
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The more the merrier.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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Celidah the Bardess wrote:Speaking of skeery minds, is that invitation to join the planetery chaos open? Because I'm waiting for a couple of destructive forum princes to sweep me off my feet... :wink:
*Despairing cry echoes through the forum*
NO, NO, DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM!!!
I mean... er... welcome. Good to meet you, really. (Note: last sentence was the most serious part of the post. :wink: )
But please, please, I've been trying so hard. I mean, it's hopeless, I know, but still...
*sighs*
Another one. Already outnumbered, and now another one joins them. I may need to call for backup. Or go exploring for caves.
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Greetings and salutations M'Lady Celidah

Welcome to our happy little enclave.....I am S'aaruuk (Sha-Rook) resident giant mutant space wolf....I bid thee.....join us in our never ending quest for galactic chaos, destruction and domination......and the ever escalating panic of the Lady Wayfarer :wink: :lol:

*deep sweeping bow*

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Our numbers are growing.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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Awww... but what's the point of being an Evil Overlord if everyone gets to be one?
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Then we fight it out amongst ourselves.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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But that's dangerous. Almost as bad as dealing with the heroes.
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