Gloom and doom, solutions:

Wayfarer · Post by **Wayfarer** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:35 pm

Sharuuk wrote:WAIT!!!! Don't you know that you'ld be much safer with us than in some dank, dark stinky old cave.....which has probably already been claimed by some bear?

You think I'd run away to a cave like that? Come now, come now, you give me absolutely no credit for imagination!

Sharuuk wrote:Look at the collection of combined firepower....our combined cunning, deviousness, skills and just plain sneaky/nastiness......where else are you gonna find this kind of peace of mind and security?

And this is supposed to make me feel secure how? About all I can think of is that, as implied earlier, y'all wouldn't blow up the place you were actually occupying, so being nearby would create a lower probability of being destroyed.
But still... all that noise...

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:54 pm

don't even ask me to stick around, you know how gun shy I get.

Wayfarer · Post by **Wayfarer** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:59 pm

You know, this does present a situation calling for strategy, though. The time to retreat will, of course, inevitably come. However, if we want to survive it, it might work best if we coordinated the retreat... you know, both started running at the same time or something.
On second thought, though, there are two of them, so I don't know how much that would help. Hmmmm... choices, choices...
Find cover? Recruit others to run away, too? Stay?

Which brings up another problem... I never did very much like running, and now that I think about it, I may have used up my quota for the day.... Oh, well, there's always later.

Though I might add (for, oh, no one in particular) that those who malign my caves should beware of dire consequences...

Tbolt · Post by **Tbolt** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:24 am

Hey, remember, there's always the security of refrigeratorhenge!

Not to mention the limitless supply of snacks!

Albeit, they're mostly all cold....

Perhaps I need to begin construction of microwavehenge!

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:12 am

Well let us see, some of my grand plans are.

1. Turn Detroit over to OCP, they will get the dump taken care of.

2. Wall up Manhattan Island, use it as a prison.

3. Drop California into the Pacific Ocean, instant beach front property

That is just the start..

Wayfarer · Post by **Wayfarer** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:32 am

Tbolt wrote:Hey, remember, there's always the security of refrigeratorhenge!

Hehehe. Thank you.

I'll remember that.

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Well let us see, some of my grand plans are.

1. Turn Detroit over to OCP, they will get the dump taken care of.

2. Wall up Manhattan Island, use it as a prison.

3. Drop California into the Pacific Ocean, instant beach front property

That is just the start..

Hmmm... okay, I know which areas to stay away from in the short term...
But Solidus, when I do decide to run away to my cave, you will never find it. No, no, that's not a challenge; it's a statement of simple and unalterable fact.

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:18 pm

ya know so long as we keep pointing out people and places that are ummm, "better targets" we could keep them from shooting/blowing up the rest of us for quite a while...

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:28 pm

shyal_malkes wrote:ya know so long as we keep pointing out people and places that are ummm, "better targets" we could keep them from shooting/blowing up the rest of us for quite a while...

Yeah I have decades of fun planned for France.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:04 pm

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Yeah I have decades of fun planned for France.

Hey Sol....wanna try out my newest invention, the "Vorpal Pressure Washer" with a full load of +5+5 Battle BubbleBath?

S'aaruuk

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:08 pm

Wayfarer wrote:But Solidus, when I do decide to run away to my cave, you will never find it. No, no, that's not a challenge; it's a statement of simple and unalterable fact.

M'dear.......think about this....if you're in a cave here on this rock, and Solidus decides to totally frag it.....!!!

S'aaruuk

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:31 pm

Yup, I will end of getting el all.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:00 pm

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Yup, I will end of getting el all.

Which is why I'll be sitting in my comfy little (USS Ronald Reagan x2 sized) orbiting fighter/cruiser watching the fireworks display.

S'aaruuk

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:30 pm

My weakness, I would never be able to fire on a ship named that, no matter what.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:43 pm

SolidusRaccoon wrote:My weakness, I would never be able to fire on a ship named that, no matter what.

Good..glad to hear it.....'cause I'd hate to have to erase the Moon.

S'aaruuk

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:25 am

Sharuuk wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:My weakness, I would never be able to fire on a ship named that, no matter what.
Good..glad to hear it.....'cause I'd hate to have to erase the Moon.

S'aaruuk

Well if you did that Parma would not be pleased.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:45 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:
S'aaruuk wrote:Good..glad to hear it.....'cause I'd hate to have to erase the Moon.

S'aaruuk
Well if you did that Parma would not be pleased.

Parma? Pffftt.....he gives me any grief he gets ground into Parma-shan and used to top my Fettucini.

Parma knows better than to mess with me.....why do you think his cousin Swiss is so full of holes?

S'aaruuk

Speaking of epicurian delights.....have you ever tried chunks of Parmesan dipped in either straight Balsamic vinegar, or a mix of Balsamic and olive oil? It's a great appitizer and the flavor is incredible.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:48 am

Will have to give that a try.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:35 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Will have to give that a try.

Please do, I don't think you'll be disappointed.

I learned of this little delight from one of my clients who took me to dinner at this little Italian restautant in Tampa with decor straight out of any "mob" movie you could think of. He told me to quitely look around. I did and the majority of 'patrons' were all men well into their 70's. According to my client, and I had no reason to think he was putting me on, most of these old dudes were "former" mafia types quite possibly reminesing about "the good old days".

All in all it was a unique experience, and the food was out of this world. That's one of the better perks about my job, I get to eat in some the finest restaurants courtesy of either my client or the management. Seriously, some restaurants will treat the chauffeur to anything on the menu when they bring in a party for dinner...all I do is tip the server which I do happily......can't beat that deal with a spiked club.

S'aaruuk

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:50 am

Sharuuk wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:Will have to give that a try.
Please do, I don't think you'll be disappointed.

I learned of this little delight from one of my clients who took me to dinner at this little Italian restautant in Tampa with decor straight out of any "mob" movie you could think of. He told me to quitely look around. I did and the majority of 'patrons' were all men well into their 70's. According to my client, and I had no reason to think he was putting me on, most of these old dudes were "former" mafia types quite possibly reminesing about "the good old days".

All in all it was a unique experience, and the food was out of this world. That's one of the better perks about my job, I get to eat in some the finest restaurants courtesy of either my client or the management. Seriously, some restaurants will treat the chauffeur to anything on the menu when they bring in a party for dinner...all I do is tip the server which I do happily......can't beat that deal with a spiked club.

S'aaruuk

I've wondered what people did with balsamic vinegar.
I don't understand restaurants. I cook for myself, where I can trust what I'm eating.
I was given a $40 gift card for the local Olive Garden franchise restaurant a year and a half ago (fanciest place I've ever been to) and I still have over $30 left on it.

Anyway, it looks like the subject of the original topic still hasn't experienced any life-changing traumas. Well, one can always hope. "Goth Angst" poetry fashioned into a vulture's nest is appealing, but I'm waiting for the bugged-out eyes and the screaming.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:08 pm

Sound like the kind of place I would like to go Shar, real room for some advancment there I bet.