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hang on, I gotta sprinkle on some formaldehide first
I still say the doctor did it....

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shyal_malkes wrote:hang on, I gotta sprinkle on some formaldehide first
Ok, but the clock is ticking.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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SolidusRaccoon wrote:
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shyal_malkes wrote:solidus, the more you say "sock the frenchie" the more I'm gonna say "Stuff The Coon!" :D
That might work Shyal......but ya gotta use anchovy pizza with a side of breadsticks and anchovy pate' dip, and anchovy ice cream for dessert. :P

He'll be one very happy stuffed coon!! :wink:

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*grabs fork and spoon* Bring errrr on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought that'd wet yer taste buds.. :D

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shyal_malkes wrote:hang on, I gotta sprinkle on some formaldehide first
Ya spell it with a 'y'....formaldehYde......good grief....if yer gonna try and poison him, at least do it with correct spelling...... :P :roll:

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh :D

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but if i'd spelled it correctly then he'd know what i was up to. :D
I still say the doctor did it....

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shyal_malkes wrote:but if i'd spelled it correctly then he'd know what i was up to. :D
Ummmm....lessee now....formaldehyde....mmmmmm....pungent, highly irritating to the mucus membranes....distinct strong odor..........mmmmmmmm...

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Sharuuk wrote:
shyal_malkes wrote:but if i'd spelled it correctly then he'd know what i was up to. :D
Ummmm....lessee now....formaldehyde....mmmmmm....pungent, highly irritating to the mucus membranes....distinct strong odor..........mmmmmmmm...

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I call that Paris.
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SolidusRaccoon wrote:I call that Paris.
Oooo....TOUCHE' (A little French lingo there for all the folks in Rio Linda) :wink:

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SolidusRaccoon wrote:I call that Paris.
see? he'd never have seen it comin'! :lol:
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shyal_malkes wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:I call that Paris.
see? he'd never have seen it comin'! :lol:
Naaahh....iffn his food had smelled like Paris (not Hilton).....ain't NO way he'd even take a bite....no way...no how. :x

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Heh heh, I would burn her at the stake.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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Paris Hilton....living proof that you don't have to be poor to be white trash. :x

There's a new nightclub named after her (Club Paris) that opened about 4 months ago here in Orlando. She was supposed to be there for the Grand Opening....all the arrangements had been made, flyers sent out, local TV ads stating her attendance to "christen" (oh Pleeeeeez) her newest namesake......Guess what....at the very last minute she cancelled.....no reason given...at least none that anyone could or would say.

Oh yeah.....reeeeeal class......real LOW class.

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Heh heh heh, has the place failed yet?
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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SolidusRaccoon wrote:Heh heh heh, has the place failed yet?
One can only hope......but the downtown yuppies keep it rolling so far.

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Sharuuk wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:Heh heh heh, has the place failed yet?
One can only hope......but the downtown yuppies keep it rolling so far.

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Then roll over them.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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Anyone up for a little wholesome burning and pillaging?

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Me Me Me,
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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Oh yeah......THIS'LL be fun.......count me in.
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Pillage first, then once all have all the good stuff, then you burn and blow up the junk left over.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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Sharuuk wrote:Naaahh....iffn his food had smelled like Paris (not Hilton).....ain't NO way he'd even take a bite....no way...no how.
Iocane! I'll mix Iocane with the formaldehyde! he'll never smell see or taste that one comin! :D
I still say the doctor did it....

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