Gloom and doom, solutions:

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:45 pm

"Be off with ye, or I'll call the Brute Squad!"
"I'm on the Brute Squad."
"You are the Brute Squad."

Favorite, probably because it's the one I know best.

Besides the other one...

Humperdink!

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:18 pm

you know how much I love to see you work. but I have my countries' 500 anniversery to prepare, my wedding to plan, my wife to murder and Gilder to blame for it, I'm swamped.

Don't pester him, he's been mostly-dead all day.

I begged my mom and dad to get us that cuz I'd remembered seeing it but we didn't have it anywhere. now, THE POWER IS MINE HAHAHA!!!!!!

Wayfarer · Post by **Wayfarer** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:38 pm

Inigo: Fezzik, you have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Vizzini: That's it, I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant.

Vizzini: Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:17 am

The peanut line always kills me.

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:37 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:The peanut line always kills me.

yesss, I've finally discovered something with the power to kill solidus!

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:47 am

shyal_malkes wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:The peanut line always kills me.
yesss, I've finally discovered something with the power to kill solidus!

Ohh no, me weakness exposed. Looks like it's time to kill all peanuts, Lucy is first.

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:21 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Ohh no, me weakness exposed. Looks like it's time to kill all peanuts, Lucy is first.

have fun...

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:18 am

Sol......Yer gonna whack LUCY??????

GOOD.....'bout time somebody finally took that little bully-b*tch out!

Lets see though.....can't have an outsider (you) thought of as the culprit....so we gotta pin this on one of her long suffering victims....or better yet....like "Murder on The Orient Express"....make it look like they all did it.....yeah....that's it....that's whacha do....make it look like they all whacked her.

*rubbing hands together and chuckles evilly to himself*

S'aaruuk

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:44 am

Heh heh heh, yup. She has it comming. Nasty little wench, maybe put a preasure mine on the football mount , when she removes it, BABLAAM.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:17 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Heh heh heh, yup. She has it comming. Nasty little wench, maybe put a pressure mine on the football mount , when she removes it, BABLAAM.

Yeah....but then you also take out Charlie Brown when he tries to kick it and he's really harmless...pathetic but harmless....nah....gotta come up with something else.

Can't have it look like Snoopy did it....that'd just get HIM whacked by Animal Control.....and he's the coolest one there anyhoo......Can't have Shroeder beat her to death with his piano, or Linus garrot her with his blanket......gonna have to come up with something really creative.

S'aaruuk

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:39 am

Well she likes to think as her self as a shrink, maybe set her up for lessons with Dr. Lecter,

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:45 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Well she likes to think as her self as a shrink, maybe set her up for lessons with Dr. Lecter,

At least set up a lunch date.

*don't forget the fava beans and a nice Chiante*

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:52 am

I just hope she isnt't to nasty and bitter for his tastes. Or hook her up with Rosie, come on Lucy, we arn't falling for your act anymore. It so obvious she is a lesbo. And Rosie, in a moment of wekaness would also eat her.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:56 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:I just hope she isnt't to nasty and bitter for his tastes. Or hook her up with Rosie, come on Lucy, we arn't falling for your act anymore. It so obvious she is a lesbo. And Rosie, in a moment of wekaness would also eat her.

Dude....I am NOT going anywhere NEAR that one!

S'aaruuk

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:06 am

That's not what I meant, pervert.

I meant Rosie would eat her like she eats 3 cows, and 4 pigs every day.

Celidah the Bardess · Post by **Celidah the Bardess** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:53 am

Well, whatever you do, you need to make it look like a suicide scene, and then put a note next to her saying something along the lines of, "Schroder, I can't take it anymore. My love for you is too strong."
No one would have a doubt in their mind she whacked herself.

I say you get Snoopy to join us, though. His coolness alone could take out a small army. Maybe not the Red Baron, but a small army.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:53 am

Another Peanuts question, is Pigpen French?

He never takes a bath.

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:51 am

solidus, the more you say "sock the frenchie" the more I'm gonna say "Stuff The Coon!"

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:14 am

shyal_malkes wrote:solidus, the more you say "sock the frenchie" the more I'm gonna say "Stuff The Coon!"

That might work Shyal......but ya gotta use anchovy pizza with a side of breadsticks and anchovy pate' dip, and anchovy ice cream for dessert.

He'll be one very happy stuffed coon!!

S'aaruuk

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:36 am

Sharuuk wrote:
shyal_malkes wrote:solidus, the more you say "sock the frenchie" the more I'm gonna say "Stuff The Coon!"
That might work Shyal......but ya gotta use anchovy pizza with a side of breadsticks and anchovy pate' dip, and anchovy ice cream for dessert.

He'll be one very happy stuffed coon!!

S'aaruuk

*grabs fork and spoon* Bring errrr on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!