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Vasectomy

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:51 pm
by The JAM
[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


Well, at least she's dating a MOUNTAIN LION. That should keep Grandpa calm for a bit.



Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:15 pm
by Werekitty
GOOD GRAVY, is that girl even WEARING panties?!

I hope Ben unties their tongues before he feeds him to the homoculi.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:04 pm
by Madmoonie
They are so entangled it looks like they need surgery.

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:17 am
by Fusion
Things you didn't want to find out by looking 101.

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:07 am
by Labrusca
Don't you think Penny is deliberately making out right in front of the window just to tick off Lily and Ben? Maybe it's time for the invisible bunny to deliver another water balloon.

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:02 pm
by Squeaky Bunny
labrusca wrote:Don't you think Penny is deliberately making out right in front of the window just to tick off Lily and Ben? Maybe it's time for the invisible bunny to deliver another water balloon.
Maybe, just maybe, I suspect that Ben and Lily will loosen the reins on the posse. Penny better watch out.

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:00 pm
by Drake-Dark
All I gotta say is I'm feeling a mite jealous of that mountain lion.

*wanders off in search of a bolt cutter*

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:51 pm
by StrangeWulf13
To be honest, it's probably nothing Ben and Lily haven't done.

In their own bedroom.

After getting married.

:roll: And until these two fulfill those two requirements, I suggest we load up the Supersoaker 5000 and mount it on the roof... in fact, Solidus and I just finished, so we'll have the entire property covered. 8) Trust me, they won't know what hit 'em.

*ominous hums and clicks sound off as the machine is prepped and ready*

If the ice water doesn't work, the back-up tank of freon oughta do it...

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:59 pm
by SolidusRaccoon
Fun time, shallow grave. lime, rope, and shovel are ready.

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:00 pm
by Kerry Skydancer
Werekitty wrote:GOOD GRAVY, is that girl even WEARING panties?!

I hope Ben unties their tongues before he feeds him to the homoculi.

I think she's wearing tight slacks or jeans. Too tight. And if I'm reading the clock right, she's an hour late. Maybe the invisible bunny is a good idea...

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:39 pm
by Werekitty
Kerry Skydancer wrote:
Werekitty wrote:GOOD GRAVY, is that girl even WEARING panties?!

I hope Ben unties their tongues before he feeds him to the homoculi.

I think she's wearing tight slacks or jeans. Too tight. And if I'm reading the clock right, she's an hour late. Maybe the invisible bunny is a good idea...
I can't even tell if she's wearing pants for pete's sake!

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:37 am
by Squeaky Bunny
Kerry Skydancer wrote:
Werekitty wrote:GOOD GRAVY, is that girl even WEARING panties?!

I hope Ben unties their tongues before he feeds him to the homoculi.

I think she's wearing tight slacks or jeans. Too tight. And if I'm reading the clock right, she's an hour late. Maybe the invisible bunny is a good idea...
She is wearing something, you can see the cloth fold above her knee.

I'm all in favor of a sometimes invisible bunny with or without the balloons.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:38 am
by Squeaky Bunny
SolidusRaccoon wrote:Fun time, shallow grave. lime, rope, and shovel are ready.
Don't forget the coconut.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:38 pm
by Starfury
My first thought was wondering where Gunther and his BFG was.... figured he'd a come running for something like that.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:55 am
by SolidusRaccoon
starfury wrote:My first thought was wondering where Gunther and his BFG was.... figured he'd a come running for something like that.
He loaned it to me for the weekend.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:15 am
by Starfury
SolidusRaccoon wrote:
starfury wrote:My first thought was wondering where Gunther and his BFG was.... figured he'd a come running for something like that.
He loaned it to me for the weekend.
:o We're doomed... or at least the punk is...

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:32 am
by Sharuuk
I do have a question about Penny's last comment...."No physical contact until after the 3rd offspring." Since I don't think we're discussing immaculate conception here, how are the 3 offspring aquired without physical contact.

Maybe I'm just dense but I don't get the reference. :-?

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:44 am
by LeiraHoward
Sharuuk wrote:I do have a question about Penny's last comment...."No physical contact until after the 3rd offspring." Since I don't think we're discussing immaculate conception here, how are the 3 offspring aquired without physical contact.

Maybe I'm just dense but I don't get the reference. :-?
It's just Biting Sarcasm... at least, that is what I assumed.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:37 am
by Mwalimu
It seems to me that playing the part of the firm, tough-loving parent is just going to leave Penny feeling like Ben and Lily aren't any different than her parents. Rules and boundaries are needed, of course, but while they're at it, Lily and Ben should be trying to figure out how to "connect" with her better.

Maybe the posse can help.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:50 am
by Labrusca
Sharuuk wrote:I do have a question about Penny's last comment...."No physical contact until after the 3rd offspring." Since I don't think we're discussing immaculate conception here, how are the 3 offspring aquired without physical contact.

Maybe I'm just dense but I don't get the reference. :-?
Artificial insemination??