SolidusRaccoon wrote:All she needs is a good trip through the washing machine.
Front load or top load?
Shaaruuk
Top, that way I can sit on the door to keep her in it.
Front loader's have the wash-cycle door lock that only releases when the wash is done. Never mind sitting on the top loader, toss her in a front loader and go play some video games until it's time to stick'er in the dryer!
"Any technology, no matter how primative, is magic to those who don't understand it." - Florence Ambrose
jamestox wrote:Front loader's have the wash-cycle door lock that only releases when the wash is done. Never mind sitting on the top loader, toss her in a front loader and go play some video games until it's time to stick'er in the dryer!
Or you can pull up a chair, have a cool drink in your paw and watch her run thru the cycle......the facial expressions should be classic.. ..don't forget the vidcam.
Shaaruuk
We are NOT surrounded.....this is a "target rich" environment!
jamestox wrote:Front loader's have the wash-cycle door lock that only releases when the wash is done. Never mind sitting on the top loader, toss her in a front loader and go play some video games until it's time to stick'er in the dryer!
Or you can pull up a chair, have a cool drink in your paw and watch her run thru the cycle......the facial expressions should be classic.. ..don't forget the vidcam.
Shaaruuk
Shaaruuk, did anyone ever tell you that you're wicked?
Um....
....Mind if I sit next to the vidcam..? Here, here's another drink.
8)
"Any technology, no matter how primative, is magic to those who don't understand it." - Florence Ambrose
jamestox wrote:Shaaruuk, did anyone ever tell you that you're wicked?
Well....yeah they have....and my neighbors, Gomez and Morticia are just thrilled.
jamestox wrote:Um....
....Mind if I sit next to the vidcam..? Here, here's another drink. 8)
**Takes a loooong slurp**....Ahhhhhhhh....Long Island Ice Tea slushie garnished with lime.....I like your taste in alcoholic overindulgence....thank you.....now kick back and relax.....I think yer gonna love the spin cycle.
Shaaruuk
We are NOT surrounded.....this is a "target rich" environment!
jamestox wrote:Shaaruuk, did anyone ever tell you that you're wicked?
Well....yeah they have....and my neighbors, Gomez and Morticia are just thrilled.
jamestox wrote:Um....
....Mind if I sit next to the vidcam..? Here, here's another drink. 8)
**Takes a loooong slurp**....Ahhhhhhhh....Long Island Ice Tea slushie garnished with lime.....I like your taste in alcoholic overindulgence....thank you.....now kick back and relax.....I think yer gonna love the spin cycle.
Shaaruuk
I think I'll stick with my Glenfiddich and a Dominican Cohiba
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
Or more precisely....Some kosher, charcoal broiled sow's ears, some sliced sow snouts, some black-eyed peas & okra & stewed tomaters on light bread sandwiches....so that you have to lift and eat fast lest it fall thru the crust......4 RC's, 2 Moon Pies, an' some after sippin', dippin', & flippin' snuff.......Oh his brothers rejoiced.....and they fell upon the goodies and CONSUMED 'EM.......with the gusto of a houn'dog.
Rejoice dear hearts......and God bless ye Brother Dave, wherever you are.
Shaaruuk
We are NOT surrounded.....this is a "target rich" environment!
jamestox wrote:Front loader's have the wash-cycle door lock that only releases when the wash is done. Never mind sitting on the top loader, toss her in a front loader and go play some video games until it's time to stick'er in the dryer!
Or you can pull up a chair, have a cool drink in your paw and watch her run thru the cycle......the facial expressions should be classic.. ..don't forget the vidcam.
Shaaruuk
And charge for the streaming video feed.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
jamestox wrote:Front loader's have the wash-cycle door lock that only releases when the wash is done. Never mind sitting on the top loader, toss her in a front loader and go play some video games until it's time to stick'er in the dryer!
Or you can pull up a chair, have a cool drink in your paw and watch her run thru the cycle......the facial expressions should be classic.. ..don't forget the vidcam.
Shaaruuk
And charge for the streaming video feed.
And people say I'm twisted.......
We are NOT surrounded.....this is a "target rich" environment!
Hey, I gotta keep up my expensive lifestyle somehow.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
CasVeg wrote:Never combine citrus, vanilla, and mint flavors in the same drink.
Blended anchovies and garlic is good.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
..don't forget the vidcam. 
