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SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:52 pm

Hmmm, looks like I need a plan "B". Anybody know where I can gat an air evac ASAP?

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:50 pm

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Hmmm, looks like I need a plan "B". Anybody know where I can gat an air evac ASAP?

No prob....."Hairball Airways" at your service....your lynx to every destination. 8)

Shaaruuk

Labrusca · Post by **Labrusca** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:23 pm

With a name like that, you must have to really cough up to fly with them. And the inflight meals are probably (street) pizza.

CasVeg · Post by **CasVeg** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:50 am

Come to think of it, where <i>is</i> our little flower of the night? If Luna_Northcat doesn't pop up soon, we may have to form a search party to find. . .<i>the missing lynx!</i>

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:02 pm

*groans* these puns are just bad. Now I need to relax, a nice game of golf. Well I'm off to hit the lynx.

Fusion · Post by **Fusion** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:27 pm

Yes they can, but so can Raccoons. So, I think our friendly neigborhood Linx is a little out of luck. Good chase though.

Tbolt · Post by **Tbolt** » Mon May 02, 2005 1:52 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:

Well I'm off to hit the lynx.

Isn't that where all this chaos started from in the first place?

Remember:

If you're looking for a quiet place to be,
A place where your mind can wander free,
To enjoy the simple pleasure of one's company,
There's always room int the refrigerator labs,
Of Sub-basement 7G!

(Translation: I'm lonely and need someone to talk to =QQ=)

Rats: trying to do puppy-dog eyes with letters is hard!

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Mon May 02, 2005 3:14 am

All I did was make the Atari crack, never threatened the lynx.

CasVeg · Post by **CasVeg** » Mon May 02, 2005 6:11 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:All I did was make the Atari crack, never threatened the lynx.

How big of a crack are we talking about here? Did you fracture the case; or, did you break some internal components?

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Mon May 02, 2005 7:17 am

Just a minor fracture on the case, nothing to worry about.

Luna_Northcat · Post by **Luna_Northcat** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:22 am

Wow...come back from a holiday weekend to find all this...hee hee!

I can swim quite well, Solidus m'dear, but not to worry. I prefer venison. Or fish. Fish is good.

Besides, I make it a rule of thumb never to eat anyone I'm having a fun conversation with. One runs out of conversation way too quickly, otherwise....

Any cracks easily mended with a bit of superglue, judiciously applied.

Luna_Northcat · Post by **Luna_Northcat** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:29 am

Sharuuk wrote: *Personal note:*

And as lynxs' go, a very pretty one at that!

Shaaruuk

Why, thank you!

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...I do not believe a cat has ever lived, who did not appreciate good flattery...

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:45 am

Luna_Northcat wrote:
Sharuuk wrote: *Personal note:*

And as lynxs' go, a very pretty one at that!

Shaaruuk

Why, thank you!

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...I do not believe a cat has ever lived, who did not appreciate good flattery...

You're quite welcome. That was not intended as empty flattery, but statement of fact. I may be Canis Lupis but I still appreciate an attractive feline, and I've always thought Lynxs' had the most extraordinary faces. Your avatar is beautiful. Do you by chance have a larger image?

Shaaruuk

Luna_Northcat · Post by **Luna_Northcat** » Tue May 03, 2005 1:31 am

Oh, thanks again!

I have the original photo somewhere, maybe not on this computer. When I find it, I'll put it up.

Edit to add: I always liked wolves. Was friends with some in my younger days.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:55 am

Luna_Northcat wrote:Wow...come back from a holiday weekend to find all this...hee hee!

I can swim quite well, Solidus m'dear, but not to worry. I prefer venison. Or fish. Fish is good.

Besides, I make it a rule of thumb never to eat anyone I'm having a fun conversation with. One runs out of conversation way too quickly, otherwise....

Any cracks easily mended with a bit of superglue, judiciously applied.

Ah that is good to know, thank you very much.

Tbolt · Post by **Tbolt** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:34 am

Actually, Luna, Solidus is he gift that keeps on giving,

With his classic wit, and incredible regenerative capacity you could posses the best of both worlds!

Sparkling conversation and a perpetually full stomach!

Anything leftover could be put in the 'fridge labelled Solids,...

Just add a "u" right here and we have,... Solidus!

Now we have added organization to the mix!

Luna_Northcat · Post by **Luna_Northcat** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:02 am

Tbolt wrote:<snip>Solidus is he gift that keeps on giving,

With his classic wit, and incredible regenerative capacity you could posses the best of both worlds!

Sparkling conversation and a perpetually full stomach!

Anything leftover could be put in the 'fridge labelled Solids,...

Just add a "u" right here and we have,... Solidus!

Hmmm, "incredible regenerative capacity" you say? Interesting; I shall have to keep that in mind, if there is ever a famine. ...Solidus, you there, hon?

I don't know about you, though, but anything in my fridge which cannot be labelled any more specifically than "Solids" is probably best avoided...granted, there are things in there which have been in place long enough to have developed not only cultures but language, and they are currently suing for civil rights....

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:09 am

I don't know if I should be flattered or offended.

Luna_Northcat · Post by **Luna_Northcat** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:17 am

Oh, flattered, surely.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:56 am

Luna_Northcat wrote:Oh, flattered, surely.

Don't call me Shirley.