In recognition of the successful completion of another year of life, with all it's attendant rewards, emotional roller coasters, and tons of fans and friends. Happy Birthday Ralph!!
There's no insanity in my family. *I* have it all!!
Uhm... Er.. OK, I didn't forget. Wouldn't dream of it.
That twenty I donated? That was a birthday present for you! Yeah, that's the ticket!
(Looks around to see if anyone believes him.)
