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But you never know when they'll save the day. Working at school I know our Janitor is a life savor, that and he's just a big cuddly guy theat dresses up as santa for the elemantry school children across the street. But still, looks like Ben's gonna put some old fashion comonsense into play here.

I've never laughed at janitors.
Felt pity for them, yes. Thanked God I wasn't one too.
But never laughed at them.

Personally, I think some of the original crew who were stuffed down the...

No - that might mess up Ralph's story.
I'll just keep quiet.

Well, Ben found the problem.

But as to Zoot's comment, that's nothing.

Two friends and I bought one of these little voice boxes that are attached to the toilet, and say stuff like "Hey I'm working down here!" when someone sits on the john.

We re-programmed the voice.

So when this one woman we didn't like went into the toilet in the building we worked at, that she thought was "HERS!" she got one heckuva surprise!

She was bossy, obnoxious and somewhat overweight.

So she goes into "HER" toilet, and we hear a voice, "Hey you fat ****, get the **** off of me! This isn't your (bleep)-ing designated ****-hole!"

The female scream shattered windows for miles.

UncleMonty wrote:I've never laughed at janitors.
Felt pity for them, yes. Thanked God I wasn't one too.
But never laughed at them.

Hey, it could be worse.

Ben could get a job like a certain female janitor in "Sabrina On-Line."

Archae02 wrote:

UncleMonty wrote:I've never laughed at janitors.
Felt pity for them, yes. Thanked God I wasn't one too.
But never laughed at them.

Hey, it could be worse.

Ben could get a job like a certain female janitor in "Sabrina On-Line."

Yep, that sounds pretty realistic, too. The janitor sees an unsavory part of human nature, from trivial things like the people who mess up the toilet paper dispensers to get at the second roll despite the first roll being half-full, to the occasional female who cannot flush a tampon without first rolling it in toilet paper to the size of a softball - thus ensuring clogged pipes. Let's not leave out the guys who stand 'way back from the urinal and let fly in the general direction of the wall.
And how about those traps people set in the trash cans. Place a full "big Gulp" upright in the can and then toss paper in on top. What happens when that trash can is emptied into the big garbage-can-on-wheels the janitor pushes around? It can splash rancid, sticky, day-old latte pretty far sometimes.
Whee fun, the janitor's life for me!
When our janitor is on vacation, I sometimes have to help pick up the slack...
And other things.

Oh, he hasn't found the problem.
But he HAS found a SYMPTOM of the problem...

Wait till monday, and hang onto your hats.

Perhaps Petey's perplexed personality problem could be nothing more than a bad case of 'potty mouth'?

Dang it!! just when I think I have things figured out in this universe, both you and Howard pull a switch RH ;)

Next time we see Sheldon, is he going to be looking like he's run a marathon? Ben's thinking pretty hard these days!