You call that a blaster? BZZORCH! Now THAT'S a blaster!

[UncleMonty]

But have all of the bugs been worked out of that experimental weapon? And most importantly - does it hum ominously? Or a nice, irritating, rising whine might be good...

[Squeaky Bunny]

Well, BZZORCH is a good sound. I suppose if it went SSSTORCH it would have been the property of F-Troop.

[UncleMonty]

When you pull it out and point it at something, it has to make an ominous sound so everybody knows chaos and destruction are about to be unleashed upon the world.
By the time it BZZORCH'es, it's too late to threaten anyone with it...
That's how Sgt. Schlock's weapon seems to work best, anyway!

[Random George]

Well, BZZORCH is a good sound. I suppose if it went SSSTORCH it would have been the property of F-Troop.

*winces and slams head into desk*

...must...remove...cheesy..TV...reference...from...brain...before...william...shatner...speech...pattern...becomes...permanent...

[Squeaky Bunny]

Cheesy references from a Kraft-y mind? (I gotta use that as a tag line)

I guess my jokes are sick too.

[UncleMonty]

A random snippet:

"Where Alien fights are colorful sights,
and nobody takes a lickin'
Where Earthlings and Snake drones
Both turn chicken!

When drilling and fighting get them down,
They know their moral, Schlock Merc's!
As long as they all relax in town,
Before they resume,
With a bang and a boom...
Schlock Merc's!"

(Just my whey of keeping the cheeseball rolling.)

And then, several days later - he realized...

"My word! I've killed this thread!"