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David Adrian · Post by **David Adrian** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 5:20 am

Jog? If our taunt-minded long-eared friend wishes to live to continue his barb-mouthed ways, he'd better abandon jogging in favor of cross-country sprinting... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

Random George · Post by **Random George** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 6:28 am

eeep! our little nasty-mouthed bunny guy is back! i wondered what happened to him. you'd think he'd have learned to get a head start before antagonizing ben...
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*starry-eyed*
he stabbed an orc in the eye with an arrow...and then shot another orc in the head...with the same arrow! i think i'm in love!

Jamestox · Post by **Jamestox** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 8:38 am

Ben may not realize it at the moment, but Fred is actually helping him work some of those calories off with this little jog....J (I just hope he doesn't catch Fred...) T

CPOK · Post by **CPOK** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 5:56 am

mmm...Rabbit...tasty...now where did I put that gun...------------------
Shoot first, ask questions later!Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

Bunnyboy · Post by **Bunnyboy** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 12:49 pm

Dont worry. Bears are fast, but we are faster. Fred can outrun anytime.I once hear at rabbit was runned many kilometers in carlights at 80 km/h. After that it was turned and hopped over that car./ /
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David Adrian · Post by **David Adrian** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:47 pm

Hmm... Fred may be faster (amazing the encouragement an enraged bear can provide, no?), but he's also seriously outnumbered. What happens if the Posse decides he needs some education in the application of humor?(And of course, suspicion for the plague of practical jokes that would befall him would fall square upon Ben's broad shoulders. After all, Ben was the one he was taunting... and Ben now has that record for mooning a police officer...)

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 11:36 am

I don't know about rabbits being fast, but they are quick. Back when I was foolish enough to jog every day (long ago) I could do a mile in about 6 and a half minutes. A little brown rabbit was helping itself to my backyard garden one day as I was going out for my excercise, and I took chase. I doubt I could sprint much over 20 Mph even then, but I was gaining on that little beast when he took a hard left turn that I just couldn't follow.
Slip-thud! Down I went, and off it ran.
Rabbits are agile, yes indeed.