A Gnome, a Kender, and a Gully Dwarf? (4 Nov)

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:36 am

(sigh) Why Xena?

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:29 am

it was either that or pricness toadstool

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:53 pm

shyal_malkes wrote:it was either that or pricness toadstool

Maybe Gus and Madmoonie are Xenaphobic?

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:07 pm

Madmoonie wrote:(sigh) Why Xena?

Why not? You have any idea how many little girls were dressed as Xena this past Halloween......I had 6 come to my door.

Xena was a big hit.......and given the "game"....she's perfect........whadya want....Princess Leah.....Lara Croft?

And I'll admit my bias......At a big extravaganza they had here at Planet Hollywood a few years ago...."Screen Heros" or something similar....I drove both Lucy Lawless and Kevin Sorbo for the entire weekend. She was a very nice and personable lady....And Kevin Sorbo was also pretty cool......and BIG too! 6'4" 260Lb...and pretty well ripped....he fit the role of Greek God.

Driving a limo difinitely has it's perks.

S'aaruuk

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:08 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:
shyal_malkes wrote:it was either that or pricness toadstool
Maybe Gus and Madmoonie are Xenaphobic?

I'm gonna barf.......that was AWFUL!!!!

S'aaruuk

Steltek · Post by **Steltek** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:18 pm

Gah, I hate Xena. Stupid misandristic lezbo BS.

NydaLynn · Post by **NydaLynn** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:30 am

My thought is they are thinking two different princesses. The Guy is probably tinking more like pink frilly damsel in distress princess. I doubt anyone would use these to describe Xena: -Warrior- Princess. I think the guys might be surprised if they knew what she was really thinking.

Ray_D · Post by **Ray_D** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:12 am

NydaLynn wrote:My thought is they are thinking two different princesses.

Was certainly my imperssion of the matter.

So far as kender go.... can be pretty cool to have a kender in the group, espically if one well played. But like many charecter types, in hands of the wrong player, can become all sorts of annoying.
But, admit I'm bias, having had a kender charecter for a campaine once. Yes, I did end up with things that weren't orginally mine, but, made a point to remember where people kept things and to put them back where they belonged, as obviously the owners were too irresponcible to do so. Actaully ending up becomming the Paladin of the groups squire... as he was fairly racist, and so just assumed I already had all of his stuff.
Before a battle, instead of reaching to his scabard, only to find it empty, he'd just put his hand out towards me and say 'Kender, my sword!' ...If I didn't have his sword, easy enough to get it from where ever it was and give it to him. .....bastard never did bother to learn my name.

Wallaroo_Blacke · Post by **Wallaroo_Blacke** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:16 pm

Ray_D... that situation was just too wrong,
especially when he didn't get that sword
himself.

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:51 pm

Actually, that sounds like the most useful position for a kender to play. Call me biased, or even racist, but that does seem to work.

Besides, the Paladin will never lose his or her sword with the kender keeping track of it. So long as the kender stays alive, that is...

Werekitty · Post by **Werekitty** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:45 pm

A kender gully dwarf and a gnome walk into a tavern...

Chaser617 · Post by **Chaser617** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:29 pm

The question is, will the tavern owner have enough money to rebuild?

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:47 pm

Werekitty wrote:A kender gully dwarf and a gnome walk into a tavern...

I said that to my friend once... his reply was:

"The customers run for the hills."

He ain't called the Lord of Chaos for nothing...

Werekitty · Post by **Werekitty** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:11 pm

Chaser617 wrote:The question is, will the tavern owner have enough money to rebuild?

Good question. Still wondering what sort of joke that could be made into, though.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:25 pm

Werekitty wrote:
Chaser617 wrote:The question is, will the tavern owner have enough money to rebuild?
Good question. Still wondering what sort of joke that could be made into, though.

A Kender, a Gully dwarf, and a gnome walked into the bar for a short beer. The barkeep looks at them, rubs his eyes and says, "You don't exist" Clearly it is a case of elf denial.

Chaser617 · Post by **Chaser617** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:29 pm

Dwarves, elves and spirits of the inebriating sort don't mix....

RHJunior · Post by **RHJunior** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:47 am

A Kender, a Gnome, and a Gully Dwarf walked into a bar.

*clang.*

CasVeg · Post by **CasVeg** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:23 am

RHJunior wrote:A Kender, a Gnome, and a Gully Dwarf walked into a bar.

*clang.*

I'm so tempted to make a short joke at this point.

Roberto the Dane · Post by **Roberto the Dane** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:43 am

A Gnome and a Gully Dwarf walk into a tavern.

The Gnome orders an ale, looks into the tankard, slowly shakes his head, and passes it to the Gully Dwarf, who drinks it down.

The Gnome orders another ale, looks into the tankard, takes a sip, slowly shakes his head, and passes it to the Gully Dwarf, who drinks it down.

The Gnome orders a third ale, looks into the tankard, drinks half, slowly shakes his head, and passes it to the Gully Dwarf, who drinks it down.

The Tavern Keeper notices this. He walks over to the pair to see what is going on.

And that is when the Kender stole the till.

With these three, that's how it will happen.

Roberto the Dane

Werekitty · Post by **Werekitty** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:06 pm

RHJunior wrote:A Kender, a Gnome, and a Gully Dwarf walked into a bar.

*clang.*

You've got to admit that three unlikely characters walking into a bar is a classic joke opener.

But then, that clanging jaw-drop would be the reaction of most barkeeps and patrions... Unless there was a Fantasy convention in town.

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