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Ill be the first to say

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"I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down."

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He was going to say Oh Cranberry, Right? :D
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Mega ouch

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Dang...well, I guess he was not looking. Is that a real fox, lupis?
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Madmoonie wrote:Dang...well, I guess he was not looking. Is that a real fox, lupis?
I believe so.
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That's the second raccoon to get mortally vaporized in this movie... Are raccoons the "redshirts" of "Rebel Cry"?

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Vaporized? More like....crushed? Obliterated? Smeared off the face off the face of oblivion?
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Nah, he'll show up at home later saying, "Hey honey! Lookeee what I found! Free RamScoop!"
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Madmoonie wrote:Vaporized? More like....crushed? Obliterated? Smeared off the face off the face of oblivion?
I believe the appropiate radio call from the RC is 'Fox Four, Fox Four'.

(US military usage Fox(fire) One is guns, two is a Sidewinder, Three is a long range missile, like Sparrow, AMRAAM, or Pheonix. Fox Four is a bit of black humor for a midair collision, you 'shot' the enemy by raming him)
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Sheesh, my guy gets vaporized and nobody gives him any respect! :roll: Now I know how Rodney Dangerfield feels...
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StrangeWulf13 wrote:Sheesh, my guy gets vaporized and nobody gives him any respect! :roll: Now I know how Rodney Dangerfield feels...
At least your guy was in the movie! I'm still kicking myself over not being quick enough to put in for a cameo! :cry:
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Awwww... *pats* Don't worry. We'll getcha in next time! :D Then we can both ride the express train to heck!
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BoKiana wrote:
StrangeWulf13 wrote:Sheesh, my guy gets vaporized and nobody gives him any respect! :roll: Now I know how Rodney Dangerfield feels...
At least your guy was in the movie! I'm still kicking myself over not being quick enough to put in for a cameo! :cry:
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Squeaky Bunny wrote:Odd thought: Why are Java extentions named 'jar'? Wouldn't 'mug' be more appropriate?
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Wanderwolf wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:Odd thought: Why are Java extentions named 'jar'? Wouldn't 'mug' be more appropriate?
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StrangeWulf13 wrote:Awwww... *pats* Don't worry. We'll getcha in next time! :D Then we can both ride the express train to heck!
Ya know, I'm not even sure if my guy bought it or not...-:>

As for me, I've long referred to refilling my coffee (whatever...often a 64-oz bucket) as "refreshing the java applet"...

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Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Wanderwolf wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:Odd thought: Why are Java extentions named 'jar'? Wouldn't 'mug' be more appropriate?
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I knew that. You missed my attempt at caffinated humor. Ah well, it's a job with no perks.
Oh, don't be a drip. You might find something more pressing to do instead. Ah well, enough roasting. Or is it fair trade?

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TMLutas wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Wanderwolf wrote: Java ARchive
I knew that. You missed my attempt at caffinated humor. Ah well, it's a job with no perks.
Oh, don't be a drip. You might find something more pressing to do instead. Ah well, enough roasting. Or is it fair trade?
I'm sure most of the conservatives around here would prefer to see the French roasted. <rimshot>

Nah, I got the joke. I just prefer the "grind" of answering questions when it's this early in the morning.

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Nikas_Zekeval wrote: I believe the appropiate radio call from the RC is 'Fox Four, Fox Four'.

(US military usage Fox(fire) One is guns, two is a Sidewinder, Three is a long range missile, like Sparrow, AMRAAM, or Pheonix. Fox Four is a bit of black humor for a midair collision, you 'shot' the enemy by raming him)
Interesting... I never knew that. After hearing the phrase in the movie Independence Day, I thought it meant 'fire missile from mount #2'. This makes considerably more sense. Thanks. :)

I'm -definitely- going to have to remember the 'Fox Four' comment...

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