RHJunior wrote:SirBob wrote:Glib words. How do we enact such a resolution without just exterminating everyone with dusky skin, tho'? .
Interesting. Once again we see the switch flipped that makes certain people equate "effective warfare" with "genocide."
"I want us to go in and use full military power to bring a swift end to this war."
"Oh NOES, J00 W8nt 2 K1LL 8ll th3 L1TTL3 BR0Wn P30pl3z! N8Z1!!!!"
Ralph, you tend to talk more violently than the average hawk. If you were somebody else, looking at this post, you'd be pretty sure the person on the other end wanted to nuke anyplace that offended us, too.
RHJunior wrote:You want to know how what, precisely, I mean?
1) If terrorists shoot at us from a mosque, or from any of the other 10,000 holy sites per square mile known to Islam--- that mosque is gravel. One plane, one bomb, one crater. Let 'em scream. The homocidal little maniacs will scream and riot on any excuse anyway. And if they see enough "holy sites" turned into sites full of holes, maybe they'll figure out, "gee, if we revere these sites so much maybe we shouldn't desecrate them in the first place!"
1) Nice idea. Of course, it lends strength to the argument (used to recruit for al-Qaeda) that the United States wants to destroy all Islam and hand the world over to Israel, but hey... that shouldn't affect the use of a viable military strategy, right? Besides, the insurgents are already reducing the number of available mosques by
blowing them up for us. <sarcasm> And if the enemy's doing it, it must be a good thing, right?</sarcasm>
RHJunior wrote:2) If a terrorist leader or despot is captured, he is shot. On the spot. None of this 3,4,5,20 year show-trial bullshit.
2) True, civilization is a bore, and putting a bullet between their eyes is so much more satisfying. The problem is, we have to be sure we've got the right guy.
Even when we think we're sure, it's a pretty good idea to know who you're killing.
RHJunior wrote:3) Riots--- Muslim, non-muslim, anti-war, anti-bush, I don't care--- greeted with hard arrests and hard time in jail. And don't whine to me about prison space. We have barbed wire, tents, and lots of desert to choose from.
3) <puzzled look> Tents are lousy prisons, Ralph. If you're just going to kill them by making them "attempt escape" through the tent walls, or fry them in the desert, why not just shoot them? The innocent ones can go straight to Heaven anyway, so it's not like murdering them is actual murder, right?
RHJunior wrote:4) Give the police orders that if they see arson, looting, or property destruction they are to open fire. Back in the 70s that rioting bullcrap came to a screeching halt after Kent State.... see, most whiny hippy brats wanted a revolution, but it really harshed their mellow to figure out the other side might SHOOT BACK WITH REAL BULLETS.
4) Problem is, those "whiny hippy brats" weren't looting or rioting. They were exercising their Constitutional right to freedom of assembly. They were then shot by National Guardsmen at
a range of 85 yards. Even then, they wanted to take vengeance... seeing your friends get slaughtered for just standing there tends to make people angry... until Professor Glenn Frank spoke up:
"I don't care if you've never listened to anybody before in your life. I am begging you right now, if you don't disperse right now, they're going to move in. It will only be a slaughter. Please, listen to me. Jesus Christ, I don't want to be part of this. Listen to me."
Doesn't speak volumes for the "shoot, they might be dangerous" school of tactics, huh?
Besides, the insurgents aren't rioting... they're shooting and bombing. Whose side do you want to kill first, Ralph?
RHJunior wrote:5) SLAM THE BORDERS SHUT. Put up razor wire along those porous northern and southern borders. Authorize the border patrol to shoot to kill. Everyone IN this country on a visa, expired or not, from terrorist-supporting countries, gets a one-way plane ticket back home. Illegal immigrants rounded up, shipped by bus to just the other side of the southern border, and kicked to the curb.
If you don't think this is part of total warfare, you aren't thinking too far ahead.
5) Yeah, just think how many immigrants we could've done without in WWII. Einstein and Fermi could've been sent back to face the music in Austria and Italy, respectively.
And, Ralph? If we could maintain a solid border without a Great Wall of China, don't you think we would've done it by now? Or do you think the INS is just kicking back and swigging a cold one each day?
RHJunior wrote:6) A public presidential announcement that any use of nuclear weapons by Iran or any other Islamic state against any American territory or ally, or any terrorist use of said weapons, will result in instant and immediate reprisal. Said state will be FRAGGED. And we will not be wasting billion-dollar pinpoint smart-bombs on them. WE go in, and we do not stop till we have dismantled that country right down to the last brick.
6) Talk about redundant. Why announce what everyone already knows, Ralph? You just got through talking about how certain the world is that we can't lose; have you changed your mind? If any given country uses a nuclear weapon against any other country, they'll get such a (please pardon the language) shitstorm kicked up that it'll make Abu Ghraib look like a tea party with the Queen Mother.
RHJunior wrote:7) Any nation taken by American forces will be treated as post WWII germany was--- divided up and placed under the control of the United States and its allies for no less than 50 years. THEN we'll talk about interim governments.
7) East Germany, anyone? Yeah, giving land to the people we wind up fighting for the next fifty years worked SO well... besides, nobody can afford to prop them up anymore. Even us.
RHJunior wrote:8) POWs get no privileges. I repeat-- POWS GET NO PRIVILEGES. No kid-glove handled Korans, no special meals, no prayer rugs, nothing. They get what we give them and thank whatever they might believe in-- in private-- that we don't treat them like we've seen them treat their own prisoners in the name of Allah. I'm in no way obligated to facilitate their religious practices <I>when their religion is what tells them to wage jihad and slaughter innocent men, women and children in the first place.</i>
8) Still planning to assassinate Muhammad Ali, I see. (Remember to get his daughter, too. She could be dangerous.) Ralph, does it ever strike you that people who blow up mosques aren't terribly religious?
In any event, remember what all your loyal readers pointed out to you before: You don't use the Geneva Conventions, you lose them. How would you like our American POWs treated, Ralph? Boiled or fried?
RHJunior wrote:9)Profiling. We are at war with Islam, so when we look for terrorists on board our planes and boats we-- duh--- look at the ones bowing to Mecca first. Any pussy whining from the ACLU shall be grounds for a shoeleather suppository.
9) Good call! Hey, it isn't like we're allied with Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Syria, or any other Muslim countries, right? I'm sure their ambassador won't mind being forcibly cavity-searched just for carrying a prayer rug...
RH, I think your testosterone is clouding your brain back there... not every Muslim is against America, not every Muslim is a bomber, and not every Muslim follows Osama bin Laden. Just like not all Christians are like Reverend Phelps, who's against the United States Army for including homosexuals in its ranks. Do you get the point, or did it fly over your head again?
RHJunior wrote:10)Military tribunals, NOT civil trials, for terrorists.... followed by swift public executions.
10) Public executions were discontinued for a reason, Ralph... the public gets enough rocks off with American Gladiators. They don't really need a public execution. (Muslim radicals, however, would love one; it means we're just like them, after all.)
Yours truly,
The exasperated,
Wanderer