RHJunior wrote:
The movie industry, in case you haven't heard, is taking a hit to the groin right now.... largely because over half this country is still reliably patriotic, has gotten tired of the steady diet of leftist navel-gazing in the theatres, and is staying away in droves.
(Don't be fooled. The only reason movies like "Bowling for Columbine" and "Farenheit 9/11" enjoyed the dishwatery "success" they did was because Micheal Moore ran around furiously masturbating every media shill he could wrap his fat fingers around. Even then both movies combined didn't gross as much as the average direct-to-video B-flick. Notoriety isn't the same as ticket sales.)
I don't think you're entirely right there. Not that I disagree with you ideologically speaking, but I believe that the gut-shot that the film industry is taking is due more to the fact that movies that people would pay $10 to see in a theater once are either commercially available for unlimited personal use for about $20 three months after they're in the theaters, and that's including deleted scenes, commentary, etc, or off of a pirated feed for the more unscupulous members of society.
Furthermore, I believe that part of it also has something do do with a stagnation of ideas on the silver screen. When the movie industry started, it was the majority of directors and actors were ex-broadway and vaudeville people (Danny Kaye, etc), who knew how to play to an audience and write a good script. Nowadays, Hollywood fulfills its motto of "If it succeeds, beat it to death", and anything that is remotely successful and creative (Consider Disney's "Pirates of The Carribean") automatically has two or three more cookie cutter sequels lined up.
Do not get me wrong, I feel as marginalized by Hollywood's Leftism as much as the next person on this forum, it's just that I don't think that their shortcomings as artists stem from their political beliefs.
Their personal habits, on the other hand, are another story.
And, for everyone's enjoyment, from IMAO's "Know thy Enemy Archive":
Michael Moore is fat. Oh, and he also had the number one movie over the weekend with his new propaganda piece, Fahrenheit 9/11, about how Bush is not a good president or something or other. I hope he really gets Bush on not controlling spending at home. Anyway, I had my crack research staff work overtime finding out all the facts about the fascinating piece of work known as Michael Moore.
FUN FACTS ABOUT MICHAEL MOORE
* He's fat.
* He's ugly.
* He's fat and ugly.
* He corpulent... which means fat.
* He compares unfavorably to a baboon’s butt in both appearance and smell.
* Michael Moore has the uncanny ability to cause burst of hatred in otherwise rational people - that fat, fat, ugly, smelly man!
* Michael Moore had a trouble childhood as he grew up without parents... since he ate them.
* Michael Moore was raised by a family of gorillas in the zoo until they could no longer stand either his smell or personality.
* Some say Michael Moore is a (poorly) shaved wookie, but wookies take offense at that.
* It's a myth that Michael Moore never bathes... he just does it nacho cheese sauce.
* John Candy died soon after appearing in Canadian Bacon. It is unknown how many other people Michael Moore's films have killed.
* Though a millionaire, Michael Moore is often stopped on the streets by hobos who offer him hygiene advice.
* Whether Michael Moore is fat and ugly because of his views or he got his views by being fat and ugly is under academic debate.
* The reason Michael Moore always wears a baseball cap is to keep in his pulsating brain which is a mixture of neurons and hog fat.
* Someone is making a documentary about Michael Moore, but I believe there already was one. I think it was called The Blob.
* Michael Moore doubles in size every one and a half years. This is referred to as "Moore's Law."
* Michael Moore's new movie, Fahrenheit 9/11, gives irrational Bush haters even more irrational reasons to hate Bush.
* As for people who are rational and don't hate Bush, any attempt by Michael Moore to convert them to drooling idiots is undone by him appearing on screen causing people to shout, "Who is that fat, fat ugly man? Whatever views he has, I want the opposite!"
* Michael Moore had a T.V. series, T.V. Nation, for a while which had a cool theme song... though not cool enough to distract from how fat and ugly Michael Moore is. Thus it was soon canceled.
* Though he says he's a socialist, the way he makes millions by exploiting the ignorance and venom of angry lefties is extremely capitalistic. Makes me wish I were a fat, ugly, lying, sack of...
* If he ever lost all his money though (probably spending it all on pork rinds) and became a hobo, how could anyone tell?
* Bowling for Columbine was a film all about guns, yet someone Michael Moore never took a bullet in a shooting accident... perhaps evidence that God doesn't love us.
* Then again, if Moore were to burn in hell, the fuel costs on frying that fat man would soon bankrupt the underworld, causing all the evil demons within to have to find jobs elsewhere... probably stealing them from our hardworking illegal immigrants.
* Fat and ugly, that man.
* The diet of the Michael Moore is globs of fat, mugs of grease, and small children.
* Michael Moore is frightened by healthy vegetables, facts, and three-headed zombie monsters. If you ever encounter him, scare him away with one of those.
* When Michael Moore wraps all his lies and distortions into a film he calls a "documentary," he gets lots of awards from Hollywood types, who, though not necessarily as fat and ugly, are quite stupid.
* Michael Moore's smell is a natural protection, as even a rabid animal isn't crazy enough to put its mouth around something with a stench like that.
* In a fight between Michael Moore and Aquaman, Michael Moore would hound Aquaman for an interview who would then hide in his Aqualair and ignore the fat, annoying man. Good for Aquaman.
* Finally giving up, Michael Moore would then fry and eat many of Aquaman's fish friends. Poor Aquaman.
* I once thought it would be funny to put a baseball cap on a pile of manure, get a picture of me standing next to it, and then show it saying I met Michael Moore, but I gave up the idea since I don't own a baseball cap.
* Michael Moore has a bunch of lawyers to sue anyone who tells the truth about him (namely that he is fat and ugly) for libel. Bring it on, fatty!
* BTW, if you would like to donate to the Frank J. legal defense fund, click on either the Amazon of PayPal link on the sidebar.
* Liberals and Conservatives often get into lengthy arguments about the merits of Michael Moore's political views, but so far there has been no good rebuttal to the fact that he is a fat, ugly, unshaven, smelly man, and I suspect there never will be.
http://www.imao.us/archives/cat_know_thy_enemy.html