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He's definitly shaped like a tube rat.

Aaannnnd I guess that "Willard S. Weasle, Atty at Law".....S. for "Shyster"...would be appropos.

S'aaruuk

Jaydub wrote:jwrebholz Wrote:

Shakespeare was right. "First thing we do is kill all the lawyers."

We can't kill all the lawyers now! They are using them for scientific experimentation.

They are much more plentiful then rats and you don't get attached to them.

Why do scientists prefer to use lawyers instead of rats in experiments?

1. There are more of them.
2. Nobody cries when you kill one.
3. There are some things a rat just *won't* do.

Q: What do a sperm cell and a lawyer have in common?

A: They both stand a one-in-a-million chance of becoming human.

S'aaruuk

Q: Why has there never been a reported shark attack on a Lawyer?

A: Professional Courtesy.

Q. What do you call three lawers buried up to their necks in sand?

A. Not enough sand.

Sharuuk wrote:Aaannnnd I guess that "Willard S. Weasle, Atty at Law".....S. for "Shyster"...would be appropos.

S'aaruuk

Perhaps as a member of the law firm of:

Willie, Rookem, and Howe


=^^=

(Yeah, I know its his first name, but...)

Jaydub wrote:Tbolt Wrote:

Is the lawyer a weasel, or a rat? We haven't seen his tail, and note the name: Willard...

Sharuuk Wrote:

That's what I was thinking.

I don't know guy's. Take a look at the pictures below. His name may be Willard but he definitely is a Weasel with that long skinny body.

Looks like a Pine Martin to me.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers buried up to their necks in quicksand?

A good start!

S'aaruuk

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

I guess there are zero lawyers on the forum... either that or they are good natured about all this.

Or else they're just keeping silent whilst collecting slander and libel evidence for a class (or in this case "No Class") action lawsuit against us all.

Not to worry tho'.....we've got the truth on our side.....what have we said about lawyers that isn't true? Where's the slander in that?

S'aaruuk

I know if I were a lawyer I'd try to take it all in good humor.

though the best lawyer joke I still love from the movie Hook.

Rufio: the only adults here are pirats, we kill pirats

Peter: well I'm not a pirate, I'm a lawyer.

Rufio:...Kill the lawyer!

Tbolt Wrote:

Perhaps as a member of the law firm of:

Willie, Rookem, and Howe

Any affiliation with Dewy Cheatem and Howe?

Jaydub wrote:Tbolt Wrote:

Perhaps as a member of the law firm of:

Willie, Rookem, and Howe

Any affiliation with Dewy Cheatem and Howe?

Aha!!! Someone else listens to Car Talk!

maxgoof wrote:

Jaydub wrote:Tbolt Wrote:

Perhaps as a member of the law firm of:

Willie, Rookem, and Howe

Any affiliation with Dewy Cheatem and Howe?

Aha!!! Someone else listens to Car Talk!

It's a much older joke than Car Talk (though they -do- use it). The joke may, in fact, be older than -cars-.

Well I did not get it from "Car Talk". I guess that would be a radio program but I am not sure. It has been around for a while. I got it from a sign in a friends Insurance Office.

Squeaky Bunny Wrote:

Looks like a Pine Martin to me.

Well It could be but it came from this site http://www.afunk.com/mammals/weasel/ where is it listed as a weasel.

Of course, now that the director has brought in the legal arm, Nip's first move should be to get his own lawyer before saying anything else.

BlasTech wrote:ACKK ITS AN ATTORNY DRONE!!!!

*Ominous hummmm* THOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

Phew ... well that's better now. *Looks at all the O.o expressions around him*... What?

No, no, I completely agree with you. -:>