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Cutting costs (Oct 24)
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:46 pm
by The JAM
[...unWARP!!!]
Good evening.
Well, so much for Nip's plans...unless he cuts his fees...
Say, did it ever occur to anyone that Chainsaw Jane just MIGHT be Ben's sister?
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:08 pm
by Steltek
The resemblance is uncanny.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:49 am
by Jaydub
Any bets that Thelma gets hired and Nip does not and in the end the whole wrestling crew takes the Director to the mat and gives him what he deserves.
I'm looking forward to this.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:49 am
by Roberto the Dane
Jaydub wrote:Any bets that Thelma gets hired and Nip does not and in the end the whole wrestling crew takes the Director to the mat and gives him what he deserves.
I'm looking forward to this.

::Sways back and forth::
[sings]
All we are saaaayiiiiiiiiing
Is give pain a chance
[/sings]
Roberto the Dane
Re: Cutting costs (Oct 24)
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:51 am
by Kerry Skydancer
The JAM wrote:
Well, so much for Nip's plans...unless he cuts his fees...
Say, did it ever occur to anyone that Chainsaw Jane just MIGHT be Ben's sister?
[WARP!!!]
CJ did say they weren't hiring stunt men for the bit parts. The star might still have the clout to have a stunt double. (I'd think it would be harder in this universe, though... wouldn't the double have to be the same species as the star? Or at least similar enough to get away with hair dye and makeup?)
And yes, it's occurred to people that she might be Ben's sister. I don't think we've ever gotten a yea or nay from His Nibs, though.
Re: Cutting costs (Oct 24)
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:48 pm
by Roberto the Dane
Kerry Skydancer wrote:The JAM wrote:
(snip)
Say, did it ever occur to anyone that Chainsaw Jane just MIGHT be Ben's sister?
[WARP!!!]
(snip)
And yes, it's occurred to people that she might be Ben's sister. I don't think we've ever gotten a yea or nay from His Nibs, though.
I doubt it. Ben would have mentioned her by now. Surely she would have attended his wedding.
Roberto the Dane
Viking desecrator of burrito shops everywhere.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:10 pm
by Fusion
I duno. If his family is like our family, it would be a heavyweight bout when they get together.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:54 pm
by Labrusca
fusion wrote:I duno. If his family is like our family, it would be a heavyweight bout when they get together.
In this case, the only thing we know about Ben's wedding is that there was one. For all we know they eloped.
Maybe RH is saving the wedding for a really good flashback episode sometime.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:10 pm
by Kerry Skydancer
I think Ralph didn't want to answer too many questions... like if CJ is Ben's sister, and what happened to Lily's grandfather (did his head -really- explode when they got married?) and whether Walksfar showed up for more strawberry cheesecake, and how much trouble the Posse was....
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:48 am
by NydaLynn
WEll.. we never really saw the wedding or have met any of Ben's family. And he only mentioned his siter once, and without any name attached. So.... it's still within the realm of possibility.
RE: Cutting costs (Oct 24)
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:25 pm
by Roberto the Dane
Uhm, yeah. The stunt director, Chainsaw and Nip should already had this worked out and rehearsed. I suspect the director doesn't know what he is doing. But then, should I be surprised?
The best way would be to outsmart and out maneuver the Marine. Yeah, I know, but this is fiction and he is the hero.
Since this is an Anti-American Pile of Celluloid Cow .. ah .. stuff, will the Marine be killed by the hero? Followed by a clever remark?
Roberto the Dane