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Sock the Frenchie
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:01 am
by SolidusRaccoon
Come on, punch her in the nose.
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:15 am
by Shyal_malkes
well, at least hortense seems less "I'm mad at the world" and more happy today, wonder how long that's gonna last.
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:34 am
by SolidusRaccoon
Watch as we switched Hortenses regular coffee with Prozac, let's see if she notices.
Re: Sock the Frenchie
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:26 pm
by Labrusca
SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, punch her in the nose.
Don't you want to at least be sure she isn't actually one of Roz's relatives?
Re: Sock the Frenchie
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:51 pm
by SolidusRaccoon
labrusca wrote:SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, punch her in the nose.
Don't you want to at least be sure she isn't actually one of Roz's relatives?
Hnh, I think the odds of that are slim.
Frenchie
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:27 pm
by Tulip
I think it would be funny if the poodle wore a wig and was as bald as Hortense underneath. Take that, Frenchie!
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:44 pm
by Shyal_malkes
Yalls a bunch of mean people
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:45 pm
by Shyal_malkes
Yalls a bunch of mean people
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:12 am
by SolidusRaccoon
shyal_malkes wrote:Yalls a bunch of mean people
Why thank you.

Re: Sock the Frenchie
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:58 am
by Roberto the Dane
SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, punch her in the nose.
You punch a lady in Malarkey County, well, I suggest you start running before you swing.
Roberto the Dane
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:13 am
by SolidusRaccoon
That's no lady!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:04 am
by Kerry Skydancer
Now, now, Sol, you don't know that. Just because someone was born in France doesn't make them irredeemable. She moved to America, after all. Lots of Americans are accidentally born in other countries, but find their way home to be some of our best citizens.
Now if we could just figure out a way to get rid of the non-Americans born here accidentally.....
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:18 am
by Shyal_malkes
exactly! look at how much Gilly doesn't fit in! now look at how little we've heard about this new person, tells me that this one seems to fit into the environment well if they're not causing any great disturbance.
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:11 pm
by SolidusRaccoon
She gets one chance, ONE!
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:40 pm
by Tulip
My guess is she is laying on the French schtick just to jack up the prices of her wigs. She probably isn't even purebred;)
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:10 am
by SolidusRaccoon
tulip wrote:My guess is she is laying on the French schtick just to jack up the prices of her wigs. She probably isn't even purebred;)
Well that is not a smart idea in that area, you think people would boycott her.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:32 pm
by Squeaky Bunny
SolidusRaccoon wrote:tulip wrote:My guess is she is laying on the French schtick just to jack up the prices of her wigs. She probably isn't even purebred;)
Well that is not a smart idea in that area, you think people would boycott her.
I think the folks there are smart enough to know that where you were born or raised isn't important as long as you are a good hearted, decent person.
BTW Tulip. Accents are VERY hard things to change.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:13 pm
by UncleMonty
I'm still trying to figure this thread out. What the heck did the Poodle wig-dealer say or do to warrant a reshaped schnozola? It looks like she and Hortense are good friends.
(And if you want to boycott somebody, make it China.)

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:58 pm
by Roberto the Dane
UncleMonty wrote:I'm still trying to figure this thread out. What the heck did the Poodle wig-dealer say or do to warrant a reshaped schnozola? It looks like she and Hortense are good friends.
(And if you want to boycott somebody, make it China.)

She's French. And SolidusRaccoon took the cynic route.
Roberto the Dane
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:36 am
by SolidusRaccoon
That is what I am here for.