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Good evening.


Hey, we actually saw this one coming!!

Now, I predict that the gang will get a BIG reward for turning the pig in.

The JAM wrote:[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


Hey, we actually saw this one coming!!

Now, I predict that the gang will get a BIG reward for turning the pig in.

[WARP!!!]

IF....and that's a BIG if....she's still anywhere in the local vicinity.....let alone the state!

Shaaruuk

Even if they don't get "Sweet Mamma" Thelma gains by it - she doesn't owe anything, has made new friends among the wrestlers, and learned a lot about herself. Not to mention she now has a way to kill any nasty gossip - just show the magazine. The PRINTED one, not the kind that Sharuuk always empties. Though that would be a way to stop gossip, fer shur.

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA let's have us some bacon boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time to fry us some piggy.

labrusca wrote:Even if they don't get "Sweet Mamma" Thelma gains by it - she doesn't owe anything, has made new friends among the wrestlers, and learned a lot about herself. Not to mention she now has a way to kill any nasty gossip - just show the magazine. The PRINTED one, not the kind that Sharuuk always empties. Though that would be a way to stop gossip, fer shur.

ROTFLMAO....

It' SOOOOOO nice to be loved...!

Sharuuk wrote:
It' SOOOOOO nice to be loved...!

Come on, let's go dig a big pit and get some nice hot coals. It's time for a BBQ!!!!!!!! I know where we can get the pig.

[quote="The JAM"][...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


Hey, we actually saw this one coming!!

Now, I predict that the gang will get a BIG reward for turning the pig in.

[quote="labrusca"]Even if they don't get "Sweet Mamma" Thelma gains by it - she doesn't owe anything, [/quote]

Not necessarily true. The really bad thing about con games is that those who got conned are usually still liable for contracts, debts, etc. signed as part of the scam. Even when the grifter gets busted, usually said grifter no longer has the dough to pay back... and the government doesn't care about restoring the victim's money, credit or reputation.

Basically, the whole model shoot thing, from beginning to end, would have to be proven fraudulent for the debts to be cleared.

Then get some good ole Frontier Justice out of her.

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, let's go dig a big pit and get some nice hot coals. It's time for a BBQ!!!!!!!! I know where we can get the pig.

hmmm...

i got my sword, can i skewer it for ya, or were you planning on roasting it on a spit alive?

shyal_malkes wrote:

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, let's go dig a big pit and get some nice hot coals. It's time for a BBQ!!!!!!!! I know where we can get the pig.

hmmm...

i got my sword, can i skewer it for ya, or were you planning on roasting it on a spit alive?

Pitroast, keep it alive so it can suffer for a bit.

The JAM wrote:Hey, we actually saw this one coming!!

A blind "pig" can still find the occassional acorn so to speak ...

SolidusRaccoon wrote:

shyal_malkes wrote:

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, let's go dig a big pit and get some nice hot coals. It's time for a BBQ!!!!!!!! I know where we can get the pig.

hmmm...

i got my sword, can i skewer it for ya, or were you planning on roasting it on a spit alive?

Pitroast, keep it alive so it can suffer for a bit.

Can't do it that way if you want a good BBQ pork meal. The blood and entrails will boil and rupture spoiling the meat. Nah.....gotta be killed and field dressed......ooorrrrrrrrr....it can be strung up and field dressed FIRST.......think about that one.!

Hunters creedo: "Happiness is a BIG gut-pile."

Shaaruuk

labrusca wrote:Not to mention she now has a way to kill any nasty gossip - just show the magazine.

Great, she's not a photography slut, she's a gullible idiot. Somehow, I don't think this information helps Thelma very much in the gossip department.

Skewer on a sword.
Broil vs pit vs spit.
Guts bursting and ruining the meat.

You guys are all too nice.
Be mean.
Get a lawyer and sue the sucker.

And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the big house.

redneck wrote:

labrusca wrote:Even if they don't get "Sweet Mamma" Thelma gains by it - she doesn't owe anything,

Not necessarily true. The really bad thing about con games is that those who got conned are usually still liable for contracts, debts, etc. signed as part of the scam. Even when the grifter gets busted, usually said grifter no longer has the dough to pay back... and the government doesn't care about restoring the victim's money, credit or reputation.

Basically, the whole model shoot thing, from beginning to end, would have to be proven fraudulent for the debts to be cleared.

I was going to say that wouldn't likely be the case here, since the idea is to have a happy ending for Tuck and Thelma, but RHJr. might still have something else up his sleeve.

squirrelly61104 wrote:Skewer on a sword.
Broil vs pit vs spit.
Guts bursting and ruining the meat.

You guys are all too nice.
Be mean.
Get a lawyer and sue the sucker.

And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the big house.

But.....WE'RE HUNGRY!!!!!


Shaaruuk

Sharuuk wrote:

squirrelly61104 wrote:Skewer on a sword.
Broil vs pit vs spit.
Guts bursting and ruining the meat.

You guys are all too nice.
Be mean.
Get a lawyer and sue the sucker.

And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the big house.

But.....WE'RE HUNGRY!!!!!


Shaaruuk

Howzabout a couple of rounds in the ring just to tenderize her a bit first.

And so the hammer finally comes down. Who brought the fireworks? -:D

Calbeck wrote:And so the hammer finally comes down. Who brought the fireworks? -:D

Fireworks??? FIREWORKS!!!! Did someone mention EXPLOSIVES???? YAAAAYY


Shaaruuk