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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 3:26 am
by LoneWolf23k
Well, I have to say, Hortense seems much better now.. And I'm glad she thinks Thelma and Tuck are good for each other.. :D

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:31 am
by Andrick
Why is Hortense so defensive about it? What, is she afraid she's going to get her "bona-fide feminist" membership revoked or something? Then again, I haven't exactly found out what Hortense' basic problem regarding the Todd boys is either. I need the Mystery Machine gang to find me some more clues. :-?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:39 am
by RHJunior
What's Hortense's problem with the Todd brothers?

They have penises.

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 12:47 pm
by Sharuuk
RHJunior wrote:What's Hortense's problem with the Todd brothers?

They have penises.

Ooooo.....game...set....MATCH!!!!! :lol:

Shaaruuk

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 1:31 pm
by Andrick
And Hortense hasn't been around them enough to realize that the Todd boys are better people than what she expects of "men"? Tsk. Her loss.

That "to be continued" is a little ominous, though... :o

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 4:27 pm
by Fusion
Really Ralph, that isn't like you to leave use hanging by a "to be continued"!

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:42 pm
by Earl McClaw
fusion wrote:Really Ralph, that isn't like you to leave use hanging by a "to be continued"!
The only thing that isn't like Ralph is to include the words.

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:28 pm
by Labrusca
Possibilities: 1. It's a play on the serials that magazines run, since Nip is reading a magazine; 2. it's a teaser for a new arc which will be picked up after the Thelma story is finished; 3. something else entirely.

Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 3:57 pm
by SolidusRaccoon
Earl McClaw wrote:
fusion wrote:Really Ralph, that isn't like you to leave use hanging by a "to be continued"!
The only thing that isn't like Ralph is to include the words.
SHOOT!!!!!! I knew that replacment I set up would not fool you. Guess I will have to free the real Raplh. So much for all the Questor strips being just for me.

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:27 am
by Albert the Absentminded
RHJunior wrote:What's Hortense's problem with the Todd brothers?

They have penises.
And their behavior lives up to the 'males are bad' stereotypes put out by feminazis. Look at Nip - plays with explosives, managed to surround himself with 3 hotties at the dance, etc. Likewise Tuck isn't above strongarming Thelma if he thinks he knows better than her - the notion of a mere male having a better grasp on reality than an enlightened, noble, just-plain-better-because-they-squat-to-pee female is totally anathema to a good feminazi.

Oh, yeah, and male hegemony my fat white flabby @$$! This is _America_, we respect people who earn our respect. You want a gender-based hegemony, head to Africa, Asia, or the Middle East and look around - you'll find several.

-Albert

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:35 am
by SolidusRaccoon
Very good post Albert, welcome to the insanity.

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 12:17 pm
by NydaLynn
Oh, yeah, and male hegemony my fat white flabby @$$! This is _America_, we respect people who earn our respect. You want a gender-based hegemony, head to Africa, Asia, or the Middle East and look around - you'll find several.
Ever see PCU - Politicly Correct University?

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:05 pm
by Albert the Absentminded
I have now.

-Albert

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 2:09 am
by Fusion
Hey, Hey, HEY! It's FAAAT Albert!

Welcome!

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:20 am
by Albert the Absentminded
fusion wrote:Hey, Hey, HEY! It's FAAAT Albert!

Welcome!
Do I need to nuke you from orbit? :)

-Albert

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:47 am
by BlasTech
nahh ... just a regular nuking should do it i think :wink:

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 4:57 pm
by Fusion
Not when I have Pico by my side. :P

Welcome! Phat Albert! Do you get that a lot though?

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:25 am
by SolidusRaccoon
NydaLynn wrote:
Oh, yeah, and male hegemony my fat white flabby @$$! This is _America_, we respect people who earn our respect. You want a gender-based hegemony, head to Africa, Asia, or the Middle East and look around - you'll find several.
Ever see PCU - Politicly Correct University?
Yeah, so sdad that I actually seen a lot of that crap whrn I went to college.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:44 am
by Squeaky Bunny
Sharuuk wrote:
RHJunior wrote:What's Hortense's problem with the Todd brothers?

They have penises.

Ooooo.....game...set....MATCH!!!!! :lol:

Shaaruuk
matched set? you perv!

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:48 am
by Sharuuk
Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Sharuuk wrote:
RHJunior wrote:What's Hortense's problem with the Todd brothers?

They have penises.

Ooooo.....game...set....MATCH!!!!! :lol:

Shaaruuk
matched set? you perv!
Of course they have a matched set....THEY'RE BROTHERS!!!!

*Do we REALLY want to go there????*

Shaaruuk