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I wonder what's the other half she's made up of?
From the looks of things, I'd say

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hurt him hard
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Calbeck wrote:Screaming like a cheerleader on helium!

Hee hee hee! I want an MP3 of that!
I thought that you would want just the helium?
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starfury wrote:I thought is was a hold that can be used to control the offenders movement. One of my former co-workers at camp is a Marine, and he bet one of the other guys that he (the Marine) could beat him in a one-on-one fight (No blood, or other nasty stuff, just to a tap-out). Mike, the other guy, played only one move, I don't remember its name, or the little rules on it, but something about keeping the hand 90 degrees to the fore arm, the forearm 90 for the upperarm, etc.

Pushed the Marine to the ground with one hand like that. Kinda cool.
Almost as good as a friend of mine. She barely qualified to join the state troopers because she was so small. She went to break up a bar room brawl. One of the guys gave her attitude; he was about 6' 2" and must have weighed in at close to 300 pounds. So, he's almost three times her mass. She just reached up, put her hand under his nose, and literally dragged him backward out the door. By the time she got to the cruiser he was crying. That was awesome.
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[quote="The JAM"]

Here we can see that Thelma is AT LEAST
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[quote="Kerry Skydancer"][quote="The JAM"]

Here we can see that Thelma is AT LEAST
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At least one of them was feisty enough to fluff out and hiss at my family's dog from under the swing, too. That was a fairly large specimen, but unless opossums can hit eighty pounds, the dog was bigger.
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Artemel wrote:
Almost as good as a friend of mine. She barely qualified to join the state troopers because she was so small. She went to break up a bar room brawl. One of the guys gave her attitude; he was about 6' 2" and must have weighed in at close to 300 pounds. So, he's almost three times her mass. She just reached up, put her hand under his nose, and literally dragged him backward out the door. By the time she got to the cruiser he was crying. That was awesome.
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Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Calbeck wrote:Screaming like a cheerleader on helium!

Hee hee hee! I want an MP3 of that!
I thought that you would want just the helium?
Hrm, you must know me from somewhere. -:D
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Calbeck wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Calbeck wrote:Screaming like a cheerleader on helium!

Hee hee hee! I want an MP3 of that!
I thought that you would want just the helium?
Hrm, you must know me from somewhere. -:D
Or my spy equipment/
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Calbeck wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Calbeck wrote:Screaming like a cheerleader on helium!

Hee hee hee! I want an MP3 of that!
I thought that you would want just the helium?
Hrm, you must know me from somewhere. -:D
Oh, just from the usual stuff floating around. :wink:
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I'm sure whatever you've heard about me has been overinflated. -:)
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Calbeck wrote:I'm sure whatever you've heard about me has been overinflated. -:)
You make it sound as though it was a bad thing. :wink:
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Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Calbeck wrote:I'm sure whatever you've heard about me has been overinflated. -:)
You make it sound as though it was a bad thing. :wink:
Well, not to bust your bubble, but...

ACK! I can't take the double-entendres anymore! OH, THE FURMANITY! -:D

*bursts into flame*
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Calbeck wrote:*bursts into flame*
<sigh />

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Calbeck wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Calbeck wrote:I'm sure whatever you've heard about me has been overinflated. -:)
You make it sound as though it was a bad thing. :wink:
Well, not to bust your bubble, but...

ACK! I can't take the double-entendres anymore! OH, THE FURMANITY! -:D

*bursts into flame*
Ooooooh, musta been full of hydrogen.
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Quite likely, Sparky.
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Squeaky Bunny wrote:Ooooooh, musta been full of hydrogen.
An' puffin' onna stogie ta boot........talk about yer pr'verbial lit fuse!!! :o

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Sharuuk wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:Ooooooh, musta been full of hydrogen.
An' puffin' onna stogie ta boot........talk about yer pr'verbial lit fuse!!! :o

Shaaruuk
Well, better than the dimbulbs who filled some balloons with acetylene and put them into their car. Whooomph! and it turned into a convertable.
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Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Sharuuk wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:Ooooooh, musta been full of hydrogen.
An' puffin' onna stogie ta boot........talk about yer pr'verbial lit fuse!!! :o

Shaaruuk
Well, better than the dimbulbs who filled some balloons with acetylene and put them into their car. Whooomph! and it turned into a convertable.
I useta make hydrogen ballons and tape fuses to them. Light the fuse just before releasing the balloon (at night) and watch the neat flash when the fuse hit the balloon popping it! :D

Like I said.....I useta keep my neighbors on their toes. :o :-?

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