Sproing!

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 2:12 am

Naaah... Just hedging and hogging the topic again!
:wink

OK.....dat's it.....lemme go find Gunther....I needs me a coupla grenades. You's about ta git yerself a "pineapple" salad special.

Shaaruuk

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:59 am

Sharuuk wrote:
Naaah... Just hedging and hogging the topic again!
:wink
OK.....dat's it.....lemme go find Gunther....I needs me a coupla grenades. You's about ta git yerself a "pineapple" salad special.

Shaaruuk

Looks like I'm going to have to "defrag" my computer again.

Ah well, they could corn-row Zelda's headspines. That'd be a harrowing experience!

Uhm... Maybe I shouldn't have said that... I'm just plowing myself in deeper.

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:50 am

*hands Sharuuk a V4 Nitro Launcher from Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal*

>=D Have fun!!

*dives into a bunker*

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:21 pm

StrangeWulf13 wrote:*hands Sharuuk a V4 Nitro Launcher from Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal*

>=D Have fun!!

*dives into a bunker*

T'anks, ('tanks'??....crap, now I'M doin' it!

)....I plan to.....wanna join me???? Da more da merrier......and added firepower ta boot! He's earned it all!!!!

It's time to administer some well deserved punishment!!

Shaaruuk

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 2:00 am

(attempts a distraction)

Pointing to the left side of the forum: yells "Hey! it's not polite to shoot superior officers!"

Sharuuk and StrangeWulf13 are briefly overcome with laughter, when they look back - UncleMonty has disappeared!!!

(You should be happy, at least I'm out of your HAIR for a while!)

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:06 am

UncleMonty wrote:(attempts a distraction)

Pointing to the left side of the forum: yells "Hey! it's not polite to shoot superior officers!"

Sharuuk and StrangeWulf13 are briefly overcome with laughter, when they look back - UncleMonty has disappeared!!!

(You should be happy, at least I'm out of your HAIR for a while!)

*Clicks off the safety on the L4 & looks at StrangeWulf13*....."Well.......it seems to me that (Bum-BUMMMMMMM)...(cue lightning effects and voice reverb) The hunt is now ON!!

Shaaruuk

Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line · Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:15 am

I could take an active stance in this conflict, but since I am a Mk XXIV Bolo Contenental Seige Unit, that would ruin the hunt for everone else. I will, however, record the hunt for posterity. By the way, he is located yonder.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:00 am

Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line wrote:I could take an active stance in this conflict, but since I am a Mk XXIV Bolo Contenental Seige Unit, that would ruin the hunt for everone else. I will, however, record the hunt for posterity. By the way, he is located yonder.

Thanks Bolo....you won't be spoilin' our fun.......'sides, this ain't an actual "conflict", jus' a good ol' fashioned, well deserved butt-whuppin'

Oh, yeah.....thanks much for the co-ords....*points to Uncle Monty in distance*

*Shaaruuk & StrangeWulf13 glance at each other, shrug, sling weapons and head out "yonder" at a trot.

>The game is afoot<

Shaaruuk

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:29 am

(funny how everyone seems to think they can control me here... they have no idea the plots in my head... mwa ha ha... >=D)

*hefts his shock cannon onto his shoulder and follows Shaaruuk, figuring he might as well have some fun while he's at it*

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:34 pm

StrangeWulf13 wrote:(funny how everyone seems to think they can control me here... they have no idea the plots in my head... mwa ha ha... >=D)

*hefts his shock cannon onto his shoulder and follows Shaaruuk, figuring he might as well have some fun while he's at it*

Ain't no control be'in tried here a'tall....

...You tossed me the big boomer in the first place.. 8) ...I'm jus' invitin' ya along ta join me!

Shaaruuk

Kerry Skydancer · Post by **Kerry Skydancer** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:13 pm

Sharuuk wrote:
StrangeWulf13 wrote:(funny how everyone seems to think they can control me here... they have no idea the plots in my head... mwa ha ha... >=D)

*hefts his shock cannon onto his shoulder and follows Shaaruuk, figuring he might as well have some fun while he's at it*
Ain't no control be'in tried here a'tall.... ...You tossed me the big boomer in the first place.. 8) ...I'm jus' invitin' ya along ta join me!

Shaaruuk

A voice is heard from up in a nearby tree. "You're playing into his hands, y'know. He just wants attention."

The bat considers things for a moment, then spreads out his wings and drops from his perch, circling around the heavily armed pair. "On the other hand... d'you need aerial surveillance?"

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:06 am

"On the other hand... d'you need aerial surveillance?"

LOVE it....as I said, da more da merrier.......Welcome to da party!!!

Hello Houston.....Uncle Monty has a problem.....several in fact! Hee, hee, heeeeeee.....

Shaaruuk

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:31 pm

Well Sharuuk, I've given you three days to cool off.

Let me now explain matters:

I personally don't "DO" role-playing.
In general, this is not a role-playing forum. It exists for the discussion of Ralph's "Nip and Tuck" online comic, so the posts we make should more-or-less follow that topic.
Puns are a normal part of this forum's humor. My pun posts were on-topic for this forum while your impromptu military-role-playing-game's empty threats were not.

This is a fun forum, so let's keep it that way.

Squirrelly61104 · Post by **Squirrelly61104** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:28 am

What's wrong with you?

I just felt a great disturbance in the force. As if all my machismo screamed out as one, and then died.

I fear something terrible has happened.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:06 am

UncleMonty wrote: This is a fun forum, so let's keep it that way.

Don't take me TOO seriously.....and sorry if we got a little off topic.....just having a bit of fun and got a little carried away.

I did get a hoot out of the "back-up" I aquired though.....thank you (really)Kerry Saydancer and StrangeWulf13.

BTW...for the record, I think your puns were excellent, and very apropos........but MAN were they BAAAADDDD!!!!

Shaaruuk