[The JAM]

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

What I want to know is where did he get everything else??!!

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]

[Mikhail Dragoslav]

Forgive me for waxing obtuse, but why is the monster dressing up a problem? You think that would make the image MORE interesting! Granted, it's hard to believe but then again, how many people would believe that there IS a monster in Malarkey Lake, sombrero or no? Not counting the residents of Malarkey, that is.

[UncleMonty]

If she writes her story as the "Puff Piece" she was sent to get, about the local legend of "Big Malarky", she's still done her job. All she has to do is write it from the position that "she doesn't believe in the monster herself, but isn't it great fun what these rural folk have done out here?"

[RHJunior]

Now, suppose you were a desperate cub reporter. Suppose you had just been presented with the story of the century.... a real live Loch Ness Monster.

Would you settle for a "puff piece?"

[Msd22000]

Big Malarkey in a mermaid outfit. Ouch, that's going to leave mental scars. Actually its almost ROFL funny.