A dress in the situation

[Squeaky Bunny]

Oh Charlie, this is tutu much. Better stay on your toes lest this be your swan song.

[Msd22000]

This is shaping up to be a perfectly horrid revenge on Charlie. He deserves it after all he is a real blouse, but its not like he has a great deal of choice. He has to shoes between being cold, and looking like a Swan Lake reject. After all if he doesn't cooperate our nameless kitty could always axe him nicely, just to make sure he got the point.

Sleves quietly before he can be found...

[Speedy]

Hmmmmmm... I wonder If Ralph read the "Cutting remarks (or) Bibbity Bobbity Boo" message board?

(good call Andrick)

[Fluffball]

AS much as that egotist cat deserves this, I think she's gone completely Alfred Hitchcock on him...... * plays the pschyo music when she brandishes the knife at Charlie* MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHA }: )~

[UncleMonty]

She could ruin this plot if she stands too close to Charlie while holding that cleaver. It's not that difficult to take a knife away from a smaller and weaker person, and he could hack the bed frame apart with it and escape.
Nah... she's probably standing a lot farther away than the comic shows, and they only seem close together 'cause Ralph has to put 'em both in one box!

[RHJunior]

Or Charlie could be just too chicken to try anything.... he only PLAYS daring heroic types on TV.

And meat cleavers aren't much use against a metal bedframe anyway.

[Squeaky Bunny]

Keeping Charlie off balance pretty much takes care of that. He doesn't know what to do. So, his engine is red-lining but the transmission isn't in gear.

Now far be it for me to be sartorially critical, but would it not be far more humiliating for Charlie to be dressed up in babydolls instead of a tutu? (and no, I do not speak from experience Andrick)

Of course being redressed for a redress is still possible, and with tea time soon approching, Denise might yet be accused of (m)Alice and forethought.

[Andrick]

...would it not be far more humiliating for Charlie to be dressed up in babydolls instead of a tutu? (and no, I do not speak from experience Andrick)...

Am I really that bad to require pre-emptive denials?

Hmm... Baby doll nightie... Nah, too late for that anyway. I especially like how just a touch of color can make the comic "over the top" where as color comics can't pull off the same kind of significance. I wonder if there is an art statement to be made there.

[Squeaky Bunny]

No Andrick, you aren't bad enough to need a pre-emptive denial. Actually when you think it through, who is the one that is doing the denying? (Or is that who is in denial? Uh, Maybe I better check my closet)

Well, I wasn't thinking of the neglig