Why are both parties so stupid!?

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LoneWolf23k wrote:
The bible dosn't have to say it. It's true.
Sorry again.
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Sure we have to do our part, but His help doesn't come because we help ourselves.


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Okay, tell you what.

The moment god actually harvests grain for farmers, moves things for truckers, and makes soliders who fight in his name bullet-resistant, I'll buy that.

Until then, I'm placing it solidly in the "Stuff the bible says that even christains admit isn't true" catagory.

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Lazerus wrote:Okay, tell you what.

The moment god actually harvests grain for farmers, moves things for truckers, and makes soliders who fight in his name bullet-resistant, I'll buy that.

Until then, I'm placing it solidly in the "Stuff the bible says that even christains admit isn't true" catagory.
<cocks head> Well, how about two Gideon Bibles stopping a rifle bullet? Maybe a trucker who survived serious brain injury and concussion after six weeks in a coma? Voices that prevent car wrecks? A farner whose house and grandchildren, 100 yards from an explosive plane crash, are completely unharmed?

Or how about someone getting shuffled around downtown Dallas by an unseen presence, redirected, coaxed, and so on... to keep him out of the path of a deadly riot? No link; that one's me.

"The most incredible thing about miracles is that they happen." -- G.K. Chesterton

(I suspect Ralph would agree with a different Chesterton quote as well. From the Illustrated London News of 11 August 1928: "These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")

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Thank you, Wanderer. I was about to give a reply here, but you summized it quite nicely. [high-five]

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Personally, I've seen plenty just in my own life. A car spun out in front of me on an icy freeway, when just a moment before something said to me to slow down and start braking. There was no way I could have stopped in time, no way to avoid it. In spite of all the ice and snow on the road, my car did not slide a single foot, and the damage to me car was a stratch of paint on the bumper; her car had a dented door, in spite of the fact that she had crossed three lanes of rush hour traffic in a sideways slide. Nobody was hurt. I was there - there was NO WAY that could have been pure luck or drivers' skill or happenstance. There was no way the semi behind me could have gotten over before he rear-ended me. People should have gone to the hospital in that wreck, and some could have easily gone to the morgue.
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If there's a God who helps people, what about all the people that didn't get out of accidents so well?

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PeterSwinkels wrote:If there's a God who helps people, what about all the people that didn't get out of accidents so well?
Sometimes God says no, that it's that person's time to die - or be paralyzed, or such. A girl back at my college was in a major accident, lost two siblings, and will be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. A year later her mother got terminal cancer. She's still firmly convinced that God allowed it to happen to change her life. Sometimes you have to take things apart in order to fix them.
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Okay, but I wonder how paralyzing people or causing cancer fixes things...

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Dramatic events tend to get survivors to look at their life anew. Those who do not survive are dealt whatever is properly in store for them, while those who learn of the death get affected in other ways. In some cases, what we call tragedy leads to a moral/spiritual betterment. But a more general characterization of tragedy might be "curveballs." With every event, whether you like it or not, God essentially asks, "Now that that's happened, will you (still) love me (more)?" It is up to the individual to answer.

That's how I see it.

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PeterSwinkels wrote:Okay, but I wonder how paralyzing people or causing cancer fixes things...
My question exactly....how do tragedies of this magnatude constitute a "blessing"?

Totally destroying someone's life and family to ostensebly 'encourage' them to "do God's work"??? Sounds more like coersion to me.

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Deckard Canine wrote:With every event, whether you like it or not, God essentially asks, "Now that that's happened, will you (still) love me (more)?" It is up to the individual to answer.
My answer just might be.."Why should I love you more now that you've let/made this happen to me?"

If I were to become a quad like Chirstopher Reeve, every waking moment would be devoted to figuring out some way to end my existance. Note that I do not say "life". I simply could NOT continue existing having to TOTALLY DEPEND ON OTHERS for even the very basics of 'living'.

What he accomplished and stood for before his death is quite commendable, maybe he's stronger than me, I don't know. What I DO know is that it would be intorerable for me to have to depend on others 24/7/365 just to keep breathing. One way or another, I'd find a way to end my life. If that's a sin against God.....fine. If, according to the direction this thread is going, He put me in this situation....then I want nothing more to do with Him. Destroying the life I had forever, for whatever "reason" is absolutely NO way to garner ANY respect let alone devotion.

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Well, if you want technicalities, it's not God who causes these calamities, despite the legal term "act of God". There is an aversary, another personal spiritual entity whose sole goal of his existence is to kill you, steal from you, and destroy everything you are and everything you have. I'll give you a clue. One of his names, in Hebrew, literally means "the hater".

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Okay, it's not a Christian source, but how about this...

In the DC Comics title Swamp Thing, there was a storyline that ended up as a comparison between good and evil, with various characters giving their perspective on what evil is. When it comes to the Swamp Thing's turn, he makes an analogy of the life cycle for plants - soil to seed to plant to rot to humus to soil.

To put it another way, if there weren't any bad things, how would we be able to define good things?

And don't forget the story of Job...

(Gad, this forum is getting metaphysical.)
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PeterSwinkels wrote:If there's a God who helps people, what about all the people that didn't get out of accidents so well?
Welcome to a fallen world. God helps. God hinders. Sometimes He just gets a good laugh or cry.

It all depends on how you react to it. Someone I used to know had that struggle as well. She ended up a quadrapelegic after a swimming accident.
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Every time this debate crops up anywhere, it goes the same way.
A: God makes miracles all the times! Here's a bunch of examples, none of which can ever, ever be tested under scientific conditions, 'cause God likes to maintain plausible deniability!
B: But what about all the people who didn't make it, who weren't saved by miracles? And if you give God credit for the disasters that were averted, shouldn't you also blame him for the disasters that happened?
A: No, no, no. See, God calculates disasters based on the effects he knows they'll have, and figures where they're needed, or where miracles are needed. He's omniscient, so we can't see as many steps ahead as he does, and any attempt to disprove this is therefore doomed. Additionnally, disasters are not caused by God anyway, but by his former lieutenant gone rogue who became the metaphysical bogeyman-in-chief and really hates your guts.
B: So, as far as this discussion is concerned...Heads God wins, Tails I lose?
A: Yup. So, Heads or Tails?

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PeterSwinkels wrote:Okay, but I wonder how paralyzing people or causing cancer fixes things...
Sometimes, it doesn't. Sometimes, its only purpose is to make other people stop and think.
Stephen Hawking wrote:My dreams at that time were rather disturbed. Before my condition had been diagnosed, I had been very bored with life. There had not seemed to be anything worth doing. But shortly after I came out of hospital, I dreamt that I was going to be executed. I suddenly realized that there were a lot of worthwhile things I could do if I were reprieved. Another dream that I had several times, was that I would sacrifice my life to save others. After all, if I were going to die anyway, it might as well do some good. But I didn't die. In fact, although there was a cloud hanging over my future, I found to my surprise, that I was enjoying life in the present more than before.
At other times, it's to make everyone else stop and think. But part of the Christian faith is that God, like a good author, has a reason behind everything that happens.

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Wanderwolf wrote:
Lazerus wrote:Okay, tell you what.

The moment god actually harvests grain for farmers, moves things for truckers, and makes soliders who fight in his name bullet-resistant, I'll buy that.

Until then, I'm placing it solidly in the "Stuff the bible says that even christains admit isn't true" catagory.
<cocks head> Well, how about two Gideon Bibles stopping a rifle bullet? Maybe a trucker who survived serious brain injury and concussion after six weeks in a coma? Voices that prevent car wrecks? A farner whose house and grandchildren, 100 yards from an explosive plane crash, are completely unharmed?

Or how about someone getting shuffled around downtown Dallas by an unseen presence, redirected, coaxed, and so on... to keep him out of the path of a deadly riot? No link; that one's me.

"The most incredible thing about miracles is that they happen." -- G.K. Chesterton

(I suspect Ralph would agree with a different Chesterton quote as well. From the Illustrated London News of 11 August 1928: "These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")

Yours truly,

The bemused,

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If I could throw a deck of cards over my shoulder, and have them all fall to the ground in a neat grid from lowest to highest, that would be a damn impressive trick woudln't it?

If I throw a deck of cards over my shoulder, and it lands in a jumbled pile. That's less impressive, what happened is exactly what you expect to happen.

Now, lets say I throw six billion packs of cards over my shoulder, one at a time. It would take awhile, to be sure, but it could be done. Out of all of those six billion, say, three actually land in a nice neat ordered grid.

Now, is that a nice trick? Of course not! If you throw enough packs of cards, eventually, though random chance, you'll get every possible configuration. But lets say I started throwing cards day in and day out and I didn't really bother to tell anyone. And then, one day, when they land in that neat grid, I show pictures and go to the media.

Now it looks like a nice trick, because you only see when it works.

Hearing about someone saved by a bible (litteraly) sounds like a miracle. Until you hear about all the people who had bibles on their person and were shot dead as a doorknob.

For it to be a trick, I have to be able to do it consistantly. Throw it over my shoulder and have it fall in that configuration more often then it should.

Llikewise, for it to be a miracle, bibles have to have a better track record as armor then other, similarly sized, bullet-proof objects. And there's no proof of that.

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Why are miracles always unobserveable? A bible blocks the bullet, could have been luck. Someones flu goes away, could have been luck. Someones cancer turns out to be bengin, could have been luck.

You never hear about the regrowing of a severed leg, or about someones bible actually making bullets bounce off them, or about actual fire coming out of the sky to smite the heathens. All of those miracles are confined to an era when the records are so horrible we can't confirm they ever happened at all.

The simple truth is, there are no miracles. There's just people who got lucky, and people who arn't around to contradict them.

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Good evening.


If there are no miracles, then the teenager who is currently a soccer player in his school should be everything but, since his heart did NOT grow back its missing ventricle after he was prayed for in our church when he was a kid.

If there are no miracles, then my niece should have died in the womb 6 years ago when her mother was infected by a retrovirus.

If there are no miracles, then the deaf boy whom my father prayed for and began to hear is still currently deaf and shouldn't be in a normal school.

If there are no miracles, that woman I saw get up from her wheelchair during the worship service shouldn't have thrown the chair away, even though she doesn't seem to need it at this point in time.


Come on, Lazarus. Would you call a miracle "documented" if it happened right in front of you? Would you rationalise the event as much as you could, perhaps dismissing it as a hallucination if it should defy every single law of physics and biology known to man?

I'm going to give you two references, should you wish to take up on them, and since they're in dead tree format, you don't have to worry about them being internet hoaxes.

"I Believe in Miracles" - by Kathryn Kuhlman. I know YOU don't believe in them, but there is a list of unusual events there.

"How to Heal the Sick" - by Charles & Francis Hunter. A more recent work, with contact information.

We live in a physical world, Lazarus. We're bound by physics and biology. But as you'll see as you read those books, this physical world is in turn ruled by another realm that you can't see just yet.


¡Zacatepóngolas!

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Good evening.

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I think Futurama said it best..

"If I did it right, then you won't tell I did anything at all."

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The JAM wrote:[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


If there are no miracles, then the teenager who is currently a soccer player in his school should be everything but, since his heart did NOT grow back its missing ventricle after he was prayed for in our church when he was a kid.

If there are no miracles, then my niece should have died in the womb 6 years ago when her mother was infected by a retrovirus.

If there are no miracles, then the deaf boy whom my father prayed for and began to hear is still currently deaf and shouldn't be in a normal school.

If there are no miracles, that woman I saw get up from her wheelchair during the worship service shouldn't have thrown the chair away, even though she doesn't seem to need it at this point in time.


Come on, Lazarus. Would you call a miracle "documented" if it happened right in front of you? Would you rationalise the event as much as you could, perhaps dismissing it as a hallucination if it should defy every single law of physics and biology known to man?

I'm going to give you two references, should you wish to take up on them, and since they're in dead tree format, you don't have to worry about them being internet hoaxes.

"I Believe in Miracles" - by Kathryn Kuhlman. I know YOU don't believe in them, but there is a list of unusual events there.

"How to Heal the Sick" - by Charles & Francis Hunter. A more recent work, with contact information.

We live in a physical world, Lazarus. We're bound by physics and biology. But as you'll see as you read those books, this physical world is in turn ruled by another realm that you can't see just yet.


¡Zacatepóngolas!

Until next time, remember:

I

AM

THE

J.A.M. (a.k.a. Numbuh i. "Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist")

Good evening.

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You just don't get it.

If someone in front of me holding a bible gets shot and dies, that's normal.

If someone in front of me holding a bible gets shot and the bible blocks it, that's lucky.

If someone in front of me holding a bible gets shot and the bible emits a fucking forcefield to block the bullet, that's a miracle.

For it to be a confirmed miracle it must be something that is either consistanat despite being unlikely, or something that is actually impossible without gods intervention.

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Jam, you should just give up from here on out. People like our friend Lazerus are those who want to see the clouds part, God appear and tell everyone else "Stop groveling! And don't apologize! I swear, every time I try to talk to someone it's 'Forgive me this' and 'I'm sorry that' and 'I'm not worthy'", judging by his most recent reply to your post. Those are the type that refuse to believe no matter what is said, or done, or shown or anything.

I've had my own miracle happen, in a not so dissimilar way in the things you've described of yourself so I'm in the ballpark of your experience, if on a distant row and seat. And trust me, it doesn't change things for those like Lazerus no matter what you say.
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