Want... To... Play... A... Game?

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Thu May 31, 2001 4:23 am

Yeah, so I ripped it off from WOPR in War Games. Sue me.But I decided to rip off somebody else's forum game, just to see what sort of attendance I've got in this place. Here's the deal. I will propose a question with an either/or choice. The next person will answer that question, preferably (but not necessarily) with reasons. After all, the reasons are the... uh... reason for the whole excercise. The second person will then propose another question. The third person (and every one after that) can answer either the previous question or the one before that, and again posts their own question. The game continues, ad infinitum.Got it? Then let's go:What's a more useless superpower: being able to run really fast, or being able to shoot trick arrows?

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Thu May 31, 2001 6:25 am

Shoot Trick arrows is the most useless. Who wants to lug around a quiver full of neat arrows that only have 1 specific use? I'l use my net arrow, no my glue ball arrow, no my lasso arrow, no my bondage arrow. Wait how did that get in there? Ah I have the perfect arrow . . . Hey! Where did the bad guys go?
My question:
If you were a villain in Fight Cast or Evade would you be an evil sorceror or an evil warlord?

ThePooka · Post by **ThePooka** » Fri Jun 01, 2001 2:01 am

Evil Sorcerer....ess <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
Cuz well..warping reality is just damn fun!Keeping on the sword and sorcery theam...Would you rather sling spells or use sharp pointy objects to find a mate?------------------
Pleasure is the disease. Pain is the cure -Lilith

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Fri Jun 01, 2001 2:58 am

Well, the mate-finding part hasn't worked for me by either method, but is it fair for me, their creator, to answer the second?Oh, what the hey. I would rather have Yerzle mad at me. Let's face it, he just doesn't have it all together. Portia's short temper and sharp tongue, combined with a (not-so-healthy) dose of magic could make for an ugly grudge.What's the more attractive way to go: explosive decompression or falling into an open sewer and drowning?

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Fri Jun 01, 2001 5:49 am

Spell definately SPELL!!!
Detect "Love Of LIFE"! Way better than having to look the old fashion way.My Question:
Who would you rather have made at you Yerzle or Portia?-<a href="http://captainmike.keenspace.com">Captain Mike</a>

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Fri Jun 01, 2001 8:07 am

Decompression! I feel like I'm wading thru to much shit as it is.My question:
Say you had a <a href="http://pdi.keenspace.com/">PDI</a> style power would you rather be able to be invisible only when your naked or be able to know future events at random and inconvinient times.-<a href="http://captainmike.keenspace.com">Captain Mike</a>

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Sat Jun 02, 2001 5:34 am

The concert, of course. Y'know, because of the rabies part. Nasty stuff, that. All those shots into the liver as part of the treatment. Bleah.Who's spookier: fat Elvis or fat Brando?[This message has been edited by Matt Trepal (edited 06-02-2001).]

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Sat Jun 02, 2001 7:45 am

Fat Elvis! When the fat woman signs the show is over but when the fat man is over the show doesn't ever stop!My Question:
What's ickier a live bug in your food or finding half of worm in your apple-<a href="http://captainmike.keenspace.com">Captain Mike</a>

ThePooka · Post by **ThePooka** » Sat Jun 02, 2001 11:59 am

Invisible only when naked. Could run around when it rains and play hollow man.Would you rather have a rabbid Squirrel made at you or be forced to sit through a concert of off-key singing?
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Pleasure is the disease. Pain is the cure -Lilith

ThePooka · Post by **ThePooka** » Sun Jun 03, 2001 1:15 am

Finding 1/2 a worm in my apple, cuz I know where that other half is. Theres always a chance that thers only one live bug in my food.What would startle you more wakeing up to a hairy spider crawling across your face, or wakeing up cuz both engines in a plane failed at the same time? (Yes the plane is in the air, probably 20,000-30,000 feet up. I think, math isn't my strong point <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">)------------------
Pleasure is the disease. Pain is the cure -Lilith

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Mon Jun 04, 2001 5:14 am

Waking up naked in public would be much worse. Believe me, it would not be a pretty sight. But then again, is the news footage of me lying naked in some public place? brrrr That's the pinnacle of shame.Which tastes more like chicken: Brontoburgers or Slurm?

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Mon Jun 04, 2001 8:45 am

The spiders would be more of a surprise. I expect the engines on the plane to break down while I'm in the air.My Question:
What would be worse after a wild night waking up nude in public or waking up to find the news broadcasting that wild party.-<a href="http://captainmike.keenspace.com">Captain Mike</a>

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Thu Jun 07, 2001 3:59 am

I think you killed this thread matt!
Captain Mike pokes the thread.
It gives a soft shudder.
Captain Mike pulls out a difribralator and shouts "CLEAR!!"
Weak and thready pulse on the heart monitor.So let's try this again.
I'l start by answering one of my last posts.
The one about Yerzle vs Portia:
I'd rather have Portia pissed at me because she'd just zap me and move on. She wouldn't kill me. When a skunbk gets mad it hurts you but not with anything leathal.
Now if Yerzle got really pissed (like say if you'd just hurt Portia) he'd hunt you down and kill you. So far we haven't seen Yerzle got pissed at anyone yet in the comic. If you asked him he'd probably say he was angry at the huntsmen for kicking him out for that stupid non-fratranizing rule. But really he knows that all he was only annoyied by it.
Okay so My NEW question:
Would you rather be a brand new ensign beaming down onto a new planet with your lovely red shirt or be the kid making out with a girl/boy in the backseat of your car in a horror flick?

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 4:31 am

Wait, I'm sure I have one somewhere.
Captain Mike rumages around tossing boxes left and right. Through the noise you hear an indignant squak.
A very large blue bird gets up off the floor grabs Captain Mike by the shirt and lifts him up off the ground. The bird gives Captain Mike one harsh look and says,"Hey Look bub I was on my break! Now either you let me go back to my nice nap or we go a couple rounds."
A very chastened Captain Mike apologizes and scuries away.Its not wether or not one has a conscience but rather how likely it is to beat you up oversomething you've done wrong, That's what's important.Being a Canadian I've found the whole Americian idea that there can only be two political parties reall odd.My Question:
WHich is a stupider mascot the Big old grey wrinkly elephant or the donkey?
-<a href="http://captainmike.keenspace.com">Captain Mike</a>

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 5:19 am

The donkey is stupider, coz the elephant's appropriate to the party.
uh...Which is worse? getting unwillingly circumcised at age 18 or unwillingly getting your septum pierced?------------------
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ThePooka · Post by **ThePooka** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 11:27 am

The Ensign in my brand new red shirt. At least I get to be 4th body form the left of the rock. And I might even still stay recognizable. Oh..I don't do that makeout thing.Which would represent your conscience (you two do have one right?) better, A bluebird or a Firefly?------------------
Pleasure is the disease. Pain is the cure -Lilith

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 4:11 am

Tough one...umm unwilling circumsion. MUST STAY PERFECTLY STILL.Which would be sacrier having your parachute fail while sky diving or getting burried alive?-<a href="http://captainmike.keenspace.com">Captain Mike</a>

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 5:03 am

I'd rather loss all caffiene then all internate access. What's the point of staying up all night if you can't surf the web?My Question:
Would rather be able time travel or to be able to travel to different demensions?-<a href="http://captainmike.keenspace.com">Captain Mike</a>

Captain Mike · Post by **Captain Mike** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 8:26 am

Barney is more acceptable 'cause I can tune him out or turn him off!!My question:
When a thread dies which is more annoying being the last one that posted (especially if you were proud of what you said in that last post) or You started the thread and then it just dies of old age(no responses)?-<a href="http://captainmike.keenspace.com">Captain Mike</a>

ThePooka · Post by **ThePooka** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 11:46 am

Yay I can answer this one. Not being male sorta kicked me out of the other one <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">Being burried alive. Phobia of inclosed spaces n all that.Would you rather loose All Internet Access, or Caffiene?------------------
Pleasure is the disease. Pain is the cure -Lilith