AP Poll: Portia vs. Jessica

Postby AP News on Tue Jan 30, 2001 6:58 am

(AP)Toontown - Fighting broke out today in a cafe' in mid-Toontown after what began as a difference of opinion between two residents. This reporter was there when it all happened. A sh--tfaced Rodger Rabbit blurted to Porky Pig, "Portia's a slut. My Jessica looks better in a dress than that skank does exposed." The brawl started when Porky replied, "Badabee, badabee, badabeeyou know papaPortia still kicks Jessica's ass."<P>As residents await word from the Frenchman, the godfather of skunk love, this reporter obtained comments from passers-by:<P>Bugs Bunny: Yo, doctor, wazzzup? I heard she was so wasted the night those pictures were taken that Trepal had to touch them up before he could even use them.<P>Easter Bunny: I'm not one of you - I'M REAL!!<P>Alex Trebek: Who cares? I no can have the Stillwell.<P>WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU. VOTE NOW!
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Postby Damonk13 on Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:21 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AP News:
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As residents await word from the Frenchman, the godfather of skunk love, this reporter obtained comments from passers-by:
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Postby Alex Trebek on Wed Jan 31, 2001 5:54 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><H3>Alex Trebek: Who cares? I no can have the Stillwell.</H3><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ah yes, it's so easy to portray Alex Trebek as the buffoon, isn't it!<P><H4>I'VE F@#$%D VANNA WHITE!</H4><P>And it was back when she was hot.<P>Still, she barely holds a candle to my sweet Portia.<P>------------------
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Postby Dr. Ruth on Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alex Trebek:<P><H4>I'VE F@#$%D VANNA WHITE!</H4><P>[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>This man is in serious denial. His annoying insistence on perfect pronunciation of foreign words & phrases will continue until he faces the truth.<P>The question at hand - The psychological impact of Portia's feminine mystique
on the normal male, based on clinical reports, places her at the top of the "most wanted" list. The consensus among normal females based on years of research can be summed up simply: "WE HATE JESSICA!"
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Postby Matt Trepal on Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:50 am

Well, you gotta know where my sympathies lie!<P>That Jessica Rabbit is one <B>hot</B> 'toon!<P><B><I>*WHAP!*</I></B><P>OW! What the--<P><small>Oh, hello, Portia. heh heh<P>What was I doing? Um, nothing.<P>NO! NO! Don't read that!</small><P><B><I>*WHAP!*</I></B><P>Ahem. What I <I>meant</I> to say, was that there's no comparison, really. Portia would win, hands down.<P>Porky knew what he was talking about, but I still think he's spending a little too much time hanging around the <B>FCE</B> studio.<P>And it's really sorry to see what's happened to Roger. I guess he hasn't kicked that India Ink addiction. Bleah. The way they have to tie off their arms to inject the ink is really terrible. And the "Ink Chic" look for 'toon models, I just don't understand.<P>Hey Damonk! Your beer may be inky, but keep Frank & Allison away from "The Big I."
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Postby Matt Trepal on Thu Feb 01, 2001 2:06 am

Well! Now it's been scientifically proven!<P>Portia defeats Jessica, two falls to a submission (or does that prove the existance of God?).<P>Perhaps <I>Portia</I> proves the existance of God? Damonk would probably think so. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
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Postby Dr. Ruth on Fri Feb 02, 2001 4:53 am

hi kid..kilgore here,<P>sorry Phyllis & I are late on this voting thing. we're really happy about Portia's fame - well, i'm really happy. ya see, Phyllis doesn't know shit from shinola right now (here & then there, in & then out, coming & going - OK that's norm for her) - but this is different. can you believe the fascist grant creek PD put her in the hoosegow for B&E when she hadn't even regained consciousness from getting kicked in the head by that elephant? (not to mention the messy leg wounds from hurdling that zoo fence) Oh well, she's warm and getting 3 squares.<P>I thought the AP poll might perk her up, but she said "i don't know anyone named trepal with a porsche". She'll be happy when she get out of this bad spell to know that i cast 2 votes for Portia. BTW, some damn gameshow host keeps hanging around the library, rummaging thru the cart, say's he's looking for Stillwell. i hate to ask you, kid, but could you do something? he's scaring everyone.<P>hey kid, keep up the good work...and hope to see you in san diego. YOU ARE GOING AREN'T YOU? BTW twice, our mutual friend is very concerned about how Yerzle is dealing with this week...wondering when Yerzie gets to be the pin-up...said something about a sexist necromantic bestiary, err..soap opera.<P>KT
p.s. - WRITE THE DAMN CHECK!<P>Pay no attention to the cadet name at the top of this message...ah i'm using Dr. Ruth's computer..that's it..can you believe what an a$$hole I am? I'm so embarrased - this is the internet - we're not alone here -<P>All the best,<P>KT, for Phyllis, via Dr. Ruth's computer..yeah that's it!<p>[This message has been edited by Dr. Ruth (edited 02-02-2001).]
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Postby Matt Trepal on Fri Feb 02, 2001 6:21 am

<B><I>Sheesh!</I></B> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/rolleyes.gif">
I get the <I>weirdest</I> people posting in my forum. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>But anyway, Kilgore, thanks for the votes, and keep stickin' it to the Man!<P>and tell Phyllis I hope she recovers fully
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Postby Dr. Ruth on Fri Feb 02, 2001 7:46 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matt Trepal:
<B><I>Sheesh!</I></B> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/rolleyes.gif">
I get the <I>weirdest</I> people posting in my forum. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>....NO, YOU ARE<P>
But anyway, Kilgore, thanks for the votes, and keep stickin' it to the Man!<P>and tell Phyllis I hope she recovers fully
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>....STOP PATRONIZING THOSE NICE PEOPLE<P>We're all out of here...we won't bother you anymore.<P>I blame Alex Trebek.<P>
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Postby Matt Trepal on Sat Feb 03, 2001 2:05 am

Hey, now, don't take it personal! If half the posts here weren't under aliases, things wouldn't be so bad. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>I appreciate <I>every single person</I> that's bothered to post here, and you're all special to me.<P><small>Well, all except Damonk.</small><P>Anyway, Ruth, <I>you know me personally</I>, and although sarcasm doesn't work as well on the printed page, you've <I>got</I> to know it when you read it. <I>Especially</I> when it comes from me.<P>I hope we can all put this ugly incident behind us.
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Postby Dr. Ruth on Sun Feb 04, 2001 9:51 am

<P>okay
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