Always watch what you say (1/26)

Vulpix · Post by **Vulpix** » Thu Jan 25, 2001 10:26 am

She just HAD to say the famous "It couldn't get any worse" line. Well, at least she was proven wrong!

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 1:06 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ed macmahon:

yours most sincerely,ed macmahon <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Aw, Ed, gimme a second chance? Please?What if I told you that there's nothing funny about success? Failure is funny (when it's not happening to you, that is), success is not (even when it is happening to you).For example, the fact that I've failed to receive that gargantuanly obese check you mention is funny! However, I would be willing to put my theory to the test and, in the interest of science, will attempt to do so if you would be so kind as to continue delivery of my check.No doubt the receipt of such a large ammount of money will cause my creative energies to stagnate, and the end result will be a life of gelded luxury, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. In the name of science.

Dick clark · Post by **Dick clark** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 4:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ed macmahon:

I therefore regret to informm you that your gargantuanly obese check has been cancelled, and instead replaced with a yearly subscription to the UTNE READER.Shame on you for thinking such grim thoughts. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>And shame on you for playing with the minds of innocent young folk, ed.Damn it, how many times have I told you to stop pulling that "the ed giveth and the ed taketh away" gargantuanly obese check crap on unsuspecting victims; you've been doing it for years, and it's got to stop.You know very well as much as I do that this year's gargantuanly obese check went out to Phyllis Hossafaulkssen of Grant Creek, GA.One of these days, ed, people are going to realize what you've been doing, and you'll see what it's like to be neck-deep in a mob of unruly youth.kind of like what i go through each new year's eve, only the mob loves me.so apologize to mr. trepal this instant, ed.don't make me cut off your TV Bloopers' royalties.a disappointed but still young,dick m. clark

Alex Trebek · Post by **Alex Trebek** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:02 am

HMMM.....I never realized that Ed and Dick had such bad spelling problems. I'm sorry gentlemen; The answer is-these men suck at spelling.------------------
Jeopardy kicks
Millionaire's ass!

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:03 am

Exactly.Things can always get worse!

Vulpix · Post by **Vulpix** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:16 am

Matt, why the upset look, ED IS THE FIRST TROLL IN YOUR FORUM!!! YOU SHOULD REJOICE!!! Your forums have already taken the next step as trolling is now starting to take form by well, trolls. Now for the next step, we need say, 10000 posters more? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:17 am

Good God! I'm beset by game show hosts! Weren't they one of the seven plagues visited upon Egypt by Moses? Or are they one of the signs of the Apocalypse talked about so much in that Revelations thing? Dammit, I can never keep my Biblical references straight. Eight years of Catholic grade school, and look where it got me.Of course, that was seventeen ( <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> ) years ago.On the other hand, Alex Trebek is French-Canadian, so this wouldn't be some certain other French-Canadian that I know (although not Quebecois) playing some sick, twisted game of dress-up, would it? Frank?But you're right. Jeopardy does kick Millionaire's ass![This message has been edited by Matt Trepal (edited 01-26-2001).]

Vulpix · Post by **Vulpix** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:20 am

Oh and Matt, my guess is Yerzie will probably sell the whole album to Playboy Inc., and Portia suddenly becomes a Playboy star and buys her own space rocket to launch into space.... Errr ignore me... It's the cough syrup that is talking.... I've been having this wierd ass fever that goes on and off for 3 days. The doctor says I will recover EVENTUALLY. ~_~ <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif">

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Vulpix:
Matt, why the upset look, ED IS THE FIRST TROLL IN YOUR FORUM!!! YOU SHOULD REJOICE!!! Your forums have already taken the next step as trolling is now starting to take form by well, trolls.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The upset face isn't so much for Ed as it is for the missed check. Hey Ed! I could really use that money!As for trolls, I have a sneaking suspicion as to which particular Canuck is fighting a losing battle with his multiple-personality disorder. Just check out his own strip.filthy stinking canadians with their queen and their hockey and their funny-colored money and their extra "u" all over the place in fifty years you'll be singing the star spangled banner like the rest of us all except the quebeckers who needs them i say vive le quebec my ass
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Now for the next step, we need say, 10000 posters more? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin ... TE>Yeah! Look out, CFRH!!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:26 am

heehee!actually, no. i'm as in the dark about this as you are... pretty funny, tho, this trebek thing!But... Trebek is a French-Canadian? Wow. I never knew that.Where did you hear this, Matt?heehee! i wish I had game show hosts and celebrities posting in my forum... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin ... >*suddenly wondering when the last time he watched Jeopardy was*Oh, BTW~~ Mr. Trebek; not to question your awesome intelligence, but I checked both posts, and though i found some errors in the ed one, i didn't notice any in the dick one... what did i miss? this english major is curious... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------
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Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:41 am

Man, they're coming fast and furious, now! I can't keep up! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Hmmm.... if it's not Damonk, I'm stumped. Interesting, but rilly bizzare. On the other hand, it could be those jokers from PDI, now that they've taken a bit of a liking to Portia, as well.Celebrities! Apparently the coke-powdered atmosphere of Hollywood just can't hold their attention any more, and they're forced to prowl the seedy neighborhoods of the webcomic world for their daily fix. Remember Ed, the first taste is always free!As for knowing how Alex Trebek is a French-Canadian, I'm not sure how I found that out. It may be that he mentioned it on the show once. I know that he pronounces his French words impeccably. Even those that in English are not pronounced in a French manner, he puts in those trills and swallowed vowels. He may, in fact, be a French-Canadian from Ontario. Or an Anglo from a town like Hull or Sherbrooke.Oh, and that stuff about Canada. Did I say that out loud?

Phyllis Hossafaulkssen · Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:46 am

Mr. Trepal,I just tied my shopping cart to the bench in front of the Grant Creek Public Library where I sleep most nights. Even here in GA the nights get cold & I like to come to the library to get warmed up a bit. As a result, I've learned how to use the internet these past couple years that I've been out in the streets. Anyway, my favorite thing to do while here is to check in on my favorite web comic, Fight Cast or Evade.Long story, sorry. Anyway, I wanted you to know that someone is pulling your leg. I am the ONLY Phyllis Hossafaulkssen in this town & I NEVER received a check from Mr.(let me tell you how to feel) McMahon!! That was just plain cold what he did. What a nice young man that Dick Clark is, huh? If you ever do hear from Ed again, please let him know where to find me. I'm having a bit of a cashflow problem since my "eu de skunk" perfume business went down the tubes. I never even received one copy of UTNE...but I read it here at the library.Good luck to you, Mr. Trepal. Remember, there is a price for fame...like putting up with all these crackpot celebrities!

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:59 am

Dear Ms. Hossafaulkssen:I'm so glad to hear from you, Phyllis (may I call you Phyllis?), and delighted to know that you enjoy my comic. It's really heartwarming to know that my work cuts across socio-economic and class lines as it appears to do. I'm also glad to see that the library is offering you shelter and Internet access, although it is disappointing to realize that even in this apparent time of plenty there are still people in this country without decent shelter or a luxury automobile. I'm sorry to hear that your perfume business did not pan out as you had expected.As for Ed, well, you know he hasn't been the same since Carson left the Tonight Show and Star Search was cancelled. It's tough being an old, washed-up celebrity in the U.S. these days. Nobody returns your phone calls, Fantasy Island isn't around any more for you to make an embarassing guest appearance on, and you've got no cachet to pull in the starlets for a "casting call." All that's left for you to do is jerk around poor, unsuspecting webtoonists like myself.I pity him, really.

Alex Trebek · Post by **Alex Trebek** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 7:56 am

Those guys from PDI are homosexuals.<H1>I SIR, AM NO HOMOSEXUAL</H1>Not that it's wrong. I just happen to lick...er...like women.As for why I said Dick spelled something wrong, it's because he's an a$$hole!!Yeah, you heard me Dick-head. The answer is: He's a vampire whose hosted every show on TV except Jeopardy because he's too much of a stupid a$$hole.------------------
Jeopardy kicks
Millionaire's ass!

Alex Trebek · Post by **Alex Trebek** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 7:57 am

French-Canadian Whores are the best, but Portia's pretty hot.------------------
Jeopardy kicks
Millionaire's ass!

Zapjones · Post by **Zapjones** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 8:00 am

Holy Crap! You don't go to a forum for a day, and look what you miss------------------
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Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 8:23 am

Gah!I may have some idea, finally, of who's got the personality disorder. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">See, I still have a hard time believing that people actually read my comic, so I can't remember who actually does. Damn my self-loathing![This message has been edited by Matt Trepal (edited 01-26-2001).]

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 10:28 am

And can you possibly imagine what Monday's strip will be?Possibly? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">

Ed macmahon · Post by **Ed macmahon** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 10:50 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Matt Trepal:
Exactly.Things can always get worse!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Mr. Trepal,I was driving over to your house in my grand stretch black pearl limosine to hand you this garguantuanly obese check, when, while perusing your site with my laptop, i stumbled upon your forum and found this particular message.Frankly, sir, I have to say that I am appaled at such a blatant outburst of defeatist negitavism. Such pessimistic outlooks have no place in our wonderful, flawless American Values system. Your words, Mr. Trepal, quite literally put me off my succulent roast pheasant repast.I therefore regret to informm you that your gargantuanly obese check has been cancelled, and instead replaced with a yearly subscription to the UTNE READER.Shame on you for thinking such grim thoughts.I can only hope that this unfortunate turn of events will teach you a valuable lesson about the powers of positive thinking.yours most sincerely,ed macmahon

Talbon · Post by **Talbon** » Mon Jan 29, 2001 1:05 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Matt Trepal:

Hmmm.... if it's not Damonk, I'm stumped. Interesting, but rilly bizzare. On the other hand, it could be those jokers from PDI, now that they've taken a bit of a liking to Portia, as well.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I'm hurt Matt, I would never post under a false name to mock you and yours. I would instead make very naughty photos and post them blatantly all over the place with much demonic laughter.Now Scott, he might have done it, but our internet's been down for the past five days. Explains the lack of updating, no?
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