Psuedo English

Quackah Beast · Post by **Quackah Beast** » Mon May 07, 2001 5:54 am

You may be familiar with examples of Psuedo German (actually english) such as this:

ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENPEEPERS!
Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.
Do any of you European (or elsewhere) Keen Spacers have any examples of Psuedo English(actually some other language)?Any samples would be considered to be
verrrrry innnnnteresting!

Mcvos · Post by **Mcvos** » Tue May 08, 2001 9:35 am

I remember this ending in 'blinkenlights', but otherwise it's a pretty famous quote. The system administration at the uni here[0] is pretty big on blinkenlights.For examples on Dutch speudo-English, read the poems of John O'Mill. Here's one:A terrible infant called Peter,
sprinkled his bed with a gheeter.
His father got woost,
took hold of a knoost,
and gave him a pack on his meter.My father has several Dutch/English books full of great misunderstandings.

Reinder · Post by **Reinder** » Tue May 08, 2001 11:31 am

Here's another one:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
Two greedy guys from brocklehurst
ate so much boor a coal with worst
that one grew sick
and got the hick
and the other gulzy freight sack burst!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>------------------
Reinder Dijkhuis
<A HREF="http://www.rocr.net/" TARGET=_blank>Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan</A>, Humorous fantasy strip, updated Mon-Fri, and really rather good. <A HREF="http://www.rocr.net/d/20000701.html" TARGET=_blank>Read it from the first strip!</A>

Mcvos · Post by **Mcvos** » Sat May 12, 2001 7:28 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by reinder:
Two greedy guys from brocklehurst
ate so much boor a coal with worst
that one grew sick
and got the hick
and the other gulzy freight sack burst!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That one is much better than the one I remembered, which still made too much sense.
I'm afraid I'm not very good at remembering these kind of things, but I'll try not to forget this one.