Performance-enhancing drugs???? Hand some over here. Oh wait, unless you're talking about "male performance." In which case, by all means, don't. But, due to my final exam situation, I so desperately need to eliminate sleep from my regimen, thus freeing up about 9 hours per day, in which I could study, or in extreme cases, watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. I'm aiming to eliminate other basic bodily functions from my life in order to have even more time to study for finals. I figure if I stop eating, that would get rid of the functions of both consumption AND elimination... thus saving me up to an additional 2 hours a day. That's a whole Art History chapter!!! However, it would also cause extreme discomfort, and I would probably die before my 18th birthday. Goddamn these @$#!* finals.