Jesus has a unibrow?

NotoriousMEQ · Post by **NotoriousMEQ** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 7:28 pm

Will Selma Hayek play him in the next jesus movie?

Labgoat · Post by **Labgoat** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:16 pm

Well, it'd be a step up from a Muse, I'd have to say.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 2:54 am

the son of god, better than someone who inspires people? I think not.

Scrubbo · Post by **Scrubbo** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:33 am

Yes, I DO have a unibrow and no, Selma won't be playing me in any movies, cause she's no player and I'm not a sucka!

Have you ever noticed how you never see me and Jesus in the same room? And how if I removed my glasses..........

Pauly · Post by **Pauly** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:20 am

I slapped Jesus' ass!

Drooling Fan Girl · Post by **Drooling Fan Girl** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:46 pm

well, he might have. I seem to remember seeing a photo of these little clay sumerian(?) statues. Right above the eyes the eyebrows were made by cutting into the clay and they looked just like how little kids draw birds, kind of a curvy V.

Take Care
DFG

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 10:20 pm

It's not Jesus! It's just Tad!