LOOK OUT!!!

[BloodEye]

*catches catnip ball*

Eh, guess this works too. Com'er Kit. There's a good Kat.
*oof!*
Eh-heh, good Kat, now sit somewhere OFF of me....
*grinning, he pets Kit Kat, pulling off the shedding fur in the process*
*laughs as Kit Kat once agian runs in terror from the resulting hair ball*
*winks to the next poster*
Felines, eh?

[PDI]

*winks back*

*makes really bad "pussy" pun to the next poster*

[Captain apathy]

*groans at the bad pussy joke, then decides to make one of his own*

"But then again, only lesbians should call it pussy, 'cause they're always after fish"

*runs away as the next poster summons the demons of political correctness to take him away*

[PDI]

After siccing the PC demons on Cap' Ap' -- I really smell of sulfur. So I need a shower.

*starts showering*

*realizes he's showering where the next poster can see.

[Captain apathy]

*whips out a camera and start taking pictures for "nude pagan webcomic writers who live in san diego weekly" forgetting about the pc demons behind him*

*gets jumped by the demons who then steal his camera*

*asks the next poster for help in retrieving his new digital camera*