((OOC: Fitting we should be first))
Greetings all, I am the Woofaboomus, Head of Prime House. Since I am also acting Dean of Students, I will be fairly busy, so don't expect me to always be around to smack you down when you misbehave. Of course, I know you're all pretty well-behaved, so that shouldn't be a problem.
Statistically, our house gets better grades, and does better on tests. On the flip side, we're more likely to fail physical education classes, and in House competitions, we've historically placed last or nearly last. I know this year can be different, I see we have a nice crowd here. Don't lose site of grades, but when the competitions start, let's kick butt. Also, I've arranged for some outside help to assist in our preparations for some of the competitions.
So, as an icebreaker, and to kick this meeting off, I'd like each of you, in turn, to state your name, where you're from, and what movie you think your life is most like.
I'll start. I am the Woofaboomus, I come from the North Woods (That's Canada to you Americans), and my life is most like the movie: Princess Monoke -- my life is a fight to save the forest and its spirit.
Psychic Dyslexia Institute