Caption Contest Round 6!!!

[PDI]

Frm Dalenna (Chaly), this comic which aired originally <a href="http://pdi.keenspace.com/d/20010511.html">May 11, 2001</a>:

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[Child of offal and ichor]

Tracker: What the hell is that?

Damn! its another invisble water leek.

Tracker: *Finally! I know a way to dispose of him*

I'll look so stupid if i drown in mid-air...

Tracker: Why don't you complain to the person above us?

Worth a shot

I SHALL GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD!

oh shit....

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[Saski Berth]

T: What's that Noise??
F: dunno, but it sounds like someone needs help
T:{well, I Know I'M not going up there}
T: Why don't you check it out?
F: OK, I'll be right back
F: Hey, what's going on up here???
Ooooh, looks like I've found a new playmate!!!!
F: Tracker, Help!!!

[Captain apathy]

T: so, how're things going with the mistress
P: Actually, I think she's pregnant, she keeps on asking for chocolate and pickles
T:(thought ballon) Mmm, pathos covered in chocolate, sticking pickles...
P: Now I'm going to have a kid and it's gonna grow up hating me
T:Before you get all depressed, remember she's a mistress, It might just be something kinky
P: you're right I'll go ask her
M: WHY DID YOU THINK I'M PREGNANT, DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU, NO WHIPS FOR A WEEK!
P:Please, I'm a horny teenager.


(edited in sobriety)


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[STrRedWolf]

First Row:
Tracker: What th'?!?
Pathos: I hear Mysto up there... and a female...

Second Row:
Tracker: (I wonder if he wants a threesome...)
Pathos: Everyone's gone to their rooms with mates, and I'm all alone...
Tracker: I doubt that, kiddo.

Third Row (inlet):
Pathos: Why do you...

Third Row:
Unknown wolfchick: YOU! ME! NOW!!!!
Pathos: *eep!*

[Grimnight]

T: I don't feel so good.
F: Oh Mr. Selfish can't even say "Hi"
T: Mmm . . . Halucinations.
F: Why do I even try?
T: You should see the colors.
F: I'm out of here!
You unsympathetic piece of -
F: Shit.

Um, yea.

"You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself." - The Cheshire Cat
Grimnight

[BloodEye]

T:What happen?
P:Someone set us up the bomb!

T:(This is so stupid...)

P:You know, I think your right. People just aren't going to respond to this.
T:So what skit can we do? We need something semi-topical.

P:Topical, huh?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.
P:*wimper*

[Andrick]

Tracker: Look, Pathos, we're not leaving the IHOP until we get this settled!

Pathos: How many times do I have to say it? I don't believe in tipping.

Tracker (though balloon): The kid's got balls though for how much longer...

Pathos: I mean, if the service was phenomenal I'd throw in a few bucks but one refill of coffee doesn't cut it. That, and I don't think she likes me.

Tracker: Whatever. The rest of us are heading to the car.

Pathos: Uh. Okay, I'll settle our bill with the waitress and meet you outside.

Dominatrix: Where's my TIP!

Pathos: EEP! Is 20% good?


Do not select, this is only for purposes of having fun.

[Dalenna]

My god! The forums work!

In that case, I pick Andrick's. Mmhm.

[PDI]

Yay, Andrick!

With luck, this time the forums will stay up at least until the new ones can get running.

[Andrick]

*looks very startled* Uh, I won? *ahem* I'd like to thank Tony and Scott for letting me abuse their comics with what I believe is funny dialogue, I also send my appreciation to Quentyn and Steve from whom I've blatantly plagerized and a special thanks to the lovely Dalenna whom has a good eye for quality.

I have submitted my choice for the next caption contest and I believe it will provide a unique challenge for all. See you at CC7!