Aw, Cap! That was just retched... and
wrong to do to an innocent pup. You do not serve orange mint liver cookies without ketchup and sardines. Anyway else just makes you

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Anyways, Puppyfox, it seems you want to roleplay. If so, join the rest of us in the Gryphon & Sabine; at least there you can get your double-chocolate chunk cookies and milk unmolested. Just make sure to say "hi" to the Woofaboomus, he seems kinda' antisocial.
*looks at the mess on the ground and hands a mop to Mungo* You made the mess, you get to clean it before you go.