Aw, Cap! That was just retched... and wrong
to do to an innocent pup. You do not serve orange mint liver cookies without ketchup and sardines. Anyway else just makes you
Anyways, Puppyfox, it seems you want to roleplay. If so, join the rest of us in the Gryphon & Sabine; at least there you can get your double-chocolate chunk cookies and milk unmolested. Just make sure to say "hi" to the Woofaboomus, he seems kinda' antisocial.
*looks at the mess on the ground and hands a mop to Mungo* You made the mess, you get to clean it before you go.