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Yes, it continues! Matt Trepal, winner of round 2, has chosen this one, originally aired on <a href="http://pdi.keenspace.com/d/20010530.html">May 30, 2001</a>:

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<B>Scott Maddix</B>
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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: PDI on 2002-03-23 00:12 ]</font>

By the way -- prizes! prizes! prizes!

In addition to being able to choose the next round, winner gets a sig card. <a href="mailto:tony@ngender.net">Contact Talbon by e-mail</a> with character specifics.

Fosa: Hey, bitch, Gimme my money
Sec: The check bounced, Ma'am

Fosa: No it didn't.
Sec: Well ... it did, honest! I'm getting the manager.

Fosa: FINE!

35 seconds later:
Fosa (listening): right 35 - left 12...

Fosa: "No! I will not go away! I have a private matter to discuss with your boss."

Sec: "All apointments for the day have been cancelled. Have a good day, MISS!"


Fosa: "I was given a pass to see him."

Sec: "I was told to hold all calls, cancel all meetings and let noone pass to the office. The only thing which will alter my directives must come from his mouth."

Fosa: "Oh, you mean like these?"

3 seconds later:
Fosa at the door to Bill Clinton's office.

Panel 1: Fosa: "PLEASE! TARA WILL SUFFER HORRIBLY UNLESS YOU GIVE US THE LOAN!"
Birdie: "Nah, I don't think so."
Panel 2: Fosa: "But-"
Birdie: "And what'd you make that dress out of, drapes or something? That's about the tackiest thing I've ever seen."
Panel 3: Fosa: "Did the curtain tieback in the middle of my massive, well rounded bosom give me away?"
Panel 4: "...bitch."

Panel 1

Fosa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN INVADER ZIM HAS BEEN CANCELLED???

Secretary: Yes. I say good riddance. Invader Zim was stupid!

Panel 2

Fosa (whispers): You bitch!

Panel 3

Secretary: Now, now, I know you are a male homicidal maniac who likes to dress in women's clothing, but that does not mean you have to kill me. Oh, and by the way, what are you going to do with that machette?

Panel 4

Fosa: I'm going to cross your heart with it, and hope you die, bitch!

Panel 5

Caption: Invader Zim. R.I.P.

Heheheh...

Pannel 1:
Fosa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT HERE?!?
Sec: He steped out with another lady.

Panel 2:
Fosa: WHAT?!?!
Sec: Oh dear, didn't you hear about the divorce and everything? Geesh, it was messy. I'm suprized he's courting the cougar again...

Panel 3: Why I aught to...
Panel 4: (WHEEEEE!!!!! DO IT AGAIN!!!!)

<b>Panel 1:</b>
FOSA: I don't <i>NEED</i> the prostate exam! I'm a girl, damnit!

Chicken: Doctor's orders, miss. Your chart says Prostate Exam very clearly.

<b>Panel 2:</b>
FOSA: Really?

Chicken: It says Prostate Exam, I give a Prostate Exam. I'm not the doctor, I don't make this up. If you'd please cooperate, this will be over rather quickly.

<b>Panel 3:</b>
FOSA: But look at these!

(text box)Miss Vulpine? If you'll disrobe, please...

C'mon, anyone else?

Okay Woofaboomus, stand back and let me be funny. *cracks knuckles*

Fosa: Knock Knock.

Secretary: Who's there?

Fosa: Fuck!

Secretary: Fuck who?

Fosa: Fuck you!

Box: Knock knock, come on please! Knock Knock.

okay...
once more, with FEELING.

<b>Panel 1</b>:
FOSA: This prom-dress is KILLING me!

Chicken: Are you sure it's the dress, sweetheart?

<b>Panel 2</b>:
FOSA: What?

Chicken: It could be your foundation garments. Promise me you'll try the new 14-hour Cross Your Heart Bra?

<b>Inset</b>
FOSA: Cross my heart!

<b>Text box</b>:
<i>The Fourteen-Hour Cross Your Heart Bra. Only from Playtex!

Matt! Pick the winner so I can start beating them with a big stick of salami for descriptions and such.

*grin*

Plus the rest of you whiners err I mean winners *he he* need to get your collective buttocks to the new Avatar thread, read the guidelines then post something. Else I'm going to draw you and my favorite tentacle monster named Bubba in compromising situations... stick figure style!

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Talbon on 2002-03-28 23:28 ]</font>

hah.

bubba ain't got nothing on my kitchenaid food processor... the hentai attachment is <i>great!</i>

i'll pass, for now.

Okay.

Aerie, I choose you!

Her entry made me laugh out loud, not an easy thing to do.

*squee*!!!!

And I already have a comic in mind for the next contest...oh SCIIIIIIIIXXXXXX......