Caption Contest 3!

Postby PDI on Fri Mar 22, 2002 10:13 pm

Yes, it continues! Matt Trepal, winner of round 2, has chosen this one, originally aired on <a href="http://pdi.keenspace.com/d/20010530.html">May 30, 2001</a>:

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Postby PDI on Sat Mar 23, 2002 8:14 pm

By the way -- prizes! prizes! prizes!

In addition to being able to choose the next round, winner gets a sig card. <a href="mailto:tony@ngender.net">Contact Talbon by e-mail</a> with character specifics.
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Postby PDI on Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:31 am

Fosa: Hey, bitch, Gimme my money
Sec: The check bounced, Ma'am

Fosa: No it didn't.
Sec: Well ... it did, honest! I'm getting the manager.

Fosa: FINE!

35 seconds later:
Fosa (listening): right 35 - left 12...
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Postby Andrick on Sun Mar 24, 2002 12:03 pm

Fosa: "No! I will not go away! I have a private matter to discuss with your boss."

Sec: "All apointments for the day have been cancelled. Have a good day, MISS!"


Fosa: "I was given a pass to see him."

Sec: "I was told to hold all calls, cancel all meetings and let noone pass to the office. The only thing which will alter my directives must come from his mouth."

Fosa: "Oh, you mean like these?"

3 seconds later:
Fosa at the door to Bill Clinton's office.
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Postby Aeire on Sun Mar 24, 2002 12:30 pm

Panel 1: Fosa: "PLEASE! TARA WILL SUFFER HORRIBLY UNLESS YOU GIVE US THE LOAN!"
Birdie: "Nah, I don't think so."
Panel 2: Fosa: "But-"
Birdie: "And what'd you make that dress out of, drapes or something? That's about the tackiest thing I've ever seen."
Panel 3: Fosa: "Did the curtain tieback in the middle of my massive, well rounded bosom give me away?"
Panel 4: "...bitch."
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Postby Graveyard Greg on Sun Mar 24, 2002 1:05 pm

Panel 1

Fosa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN INVADER ZIM HAS BEEN CANCELLED???

Secretary: Yes. I say good riddance. Invader Zim was stupid!

Panel 2

Fosa (whispers): You bitch!

Panel 3

Secretary: Now, now, I know you are a male homicidal maniac who likes to dress in women's clothing, but that does not mean you have to kill me. Oh, and by the way, what are you going to do with that machette?

Panel 4

Fosa: I'm going to cross your heart with it, and hope you die, bitch!

Panel 5

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Postby STrRedWolf on Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:17 pm

Heheheh...

Pannel 1:
Fosa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT HERE?!?
Sec: He steped out with another lady.

Panel 2:
Fosa: WHAT?!?!
Sec: Oh dear, didn't you hear about the divorce and everything? Geesh, it was messy. I'm suprized he's courting the cougar again...

Panel 3: Why I aught to...
Panel 4: (WHEEEEE!!!!! DO IT AGAIN!!!!)
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Postby Rin_desu on Sun Mar 24, 2002 6:21 pm

<b>Panel 1:</b>
FOSA: I don't <i>NEED</i> the prostate exam! I'm a girl, damnit!

Chicken: Doctor's orders, miss. Your chart says Prostate Exam very clearly.

<b>Panel 2:</b>
FOSA: Really?

Chicken: It says Prostate Exam, I give a Prostate Exam. I'm not the doctor, I don't make this up. If you'd please cooperate, this will be over rather quickly.

<b>Panel 3:</b>
FOSA: But look at these!

(text box)Miss Vulpine? If you'll disrobe, please...
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Postby PDI on Wed Mar 27, 2002 10:46 am

C'mon, anyone else?
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Postby Talbon on Wed Mar 27, 2002 9:34 pm

Okay Woofaboomus, stand back and let me be funny. *cracks knuckles*

Fosa: Knock Knock.

Secretary: Who's there?

Fosa: Fuck!

Secretary: Fuck who?

Fosa: Fuck you!

Box: Knock knock, come on please! Knock Knock.
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Postby Rin_desu on Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:14 am

okay...
once more, with FEELING.

<b>Panel 1</b>:
FOSA: This prom-dress is KILLING me!

Chicken: Are you sure it's the dress, sweetheart?

<b>Panel 2</b>:
FOSA: What?

Chicken: It could be your foundation garments. Promise me you'll try the new 14-hour Cross Your Heart Bra?

<b>Inset</b>
FOSA: Cross my heart!

<b>Text box</b>:
<i>The Fourteen-Hour Cross Your Heart Bra. Only from Playtex!
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Postby Talbon on Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:28 pm

Matt! Pick the winner so I can start beating them with a big stick of salami for descriptions and such.

*grin*

Plus the rest of you whiners err I mean winners *he he* need to get your collective buttocks to the new Avatar thread, read the guidelines then post something. Else I'm going to draw you and my favorite tentacle monster named Bubba in compromising situations... stick figure style!

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Postby Rin_desu on Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:33 am

hah.

bubba ain't got nothing on my kitchenaid food processor... the hentai attachment is <i>great!</i>

i'll pass, for now.
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Postby Matt Trepal on Fri Mar 29, 2002 11:38 am

Okay.

Aerie, I choose you!

Her entry made me laugh out loud, not an easy thing to do.
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Postby Aeire on Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:53 pm

*squee*!!!!

And I already have a comic in mind for the next contest...oh SCIIIIIIIIXXXXXX......
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