Road Rage

[THE TRAVIS]

heres my road rage story:<P>i was leaving the mall and i was waiting for the light to go green so i could cross the steet. it was one of those gay crosswalks where u gotta wait for the cars to turn left before you could cross. i was off in my own little world thinking about zeppelin and i saw some cars go so i started walking. i wasn't supposed to walk yet so a car almost hit me and the guy flipped out. he called me a little faggot bitch or something and it looked like he was gonna get outta his car and beat my ass into the pavement. i still hadn't realized that it was my fault so i was like "duhhh" and that just made him more mad. he said if he ever saw me again he wouldn't be stopping. i think that guy needs a fuckin chill pill or something man. i should of said what my bro wants to say to somebody. i'd go right up to his window and say "if your looking for a knife fight, you found it"<P>------------------
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!!

[Nowhereman]

I got a few road rage stories too. The new area I live in only has a)mini-vans or other cheap economy cars or b) little civics and other fucking tin boxes the spoiled little rich fucks drive. So were driving with a van fucking full of shit (you try driving that) and this one yuppie bitch in her fucking mustang swerves out of nowhere and nearly hits us.
And I cant leave my damn bedroom door open without hearing that stupid sounding sound of a shit civic speeding by. At least the neighbour across the street is pretty hot.

[Ash]

hey trav, too bad he didn't hit you, you would be on easy street the rest of you life, well that is of course if it didn't kill you

[THE TRAVIS]

well it would of been my fault so i'd get no money out of it plus nothing can kill me<P>------------------
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!!